[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;29287611]im having an issue and i dont know why. i had sex with a girl about a week ago and she is really prude and now i feel really really guilty. i mean i had sex before that and never felt this before but now its just really awkward... ah i dont know what is wrong with me[/QUOTE]
You're regretting having sex with a girl?
Welcome to being a guy. I've been in that boat for a long time, captain.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29288545]You're regretting having sex with a girl?
Welcome to being a guy. I've been in that boat for a long time, captain.[/QUOTE]
tell us the fat chick story again!
omg a girl friend requested me on facebook she must love me
[QUOTE=thisispain;29288562]tell us the fat chick story again![/QUOTE]
Please grandpa PLEEEAASSSEEEE
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29288545]You're regretting having sex with a girl?
Welcome to being a guy. I've been in that boat for a long time, captain.[/QUOTE]
Hasn't happened yet.
You know I never understood why you LA folk didn't just make a group so you could continue to make threads and chat like old times.
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/group.php?groupid=2226]There is one.[/url]
And we dont use it for pretty obvious reasons.
Hey guys, how's it been?
And that reason just came in this thread!
Just kidding.
Same questions without your and Maverick's arguments on ridiculousness.
Haha.
Okay, sorry.
Hahahaha oh wow, harsh.
WOW rude
omg, was just a joke
No, no, I deserved it. That and bad timing's a bitch.
Everyone is just bitching at Collegegrad instead of giving actual advice at the moment :v:
Haha. Surprise, surprise.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;29278188]
[QUOTE=Dark_Light]
Dark_Light posted:
Oh, in that case forget about him completely. There is no goalie.[/quote]
I guess.
Apparently he got his rugby team on the last guy she cheated with and he ended up in hospital, so should I wait to make a move?[/QUOTE]
Anything on this?
Just do what feels right, I guess?
I'm not really a good person to hand out advice, nor do I have enough of an inflated ego to act as if I do.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;29291989]Hey guys, how's it been?[/QUOTE]
As i remember it, it was the summer of '92, a particularily hot summer and i was bathing at the swiming hole. Suddenly an sumptuous beauty arose from the glistening depths, the most sumptuous of the many beauties i had seen in my long time as a shark wrestler. I gazed into her eyes and felt an instant connection that could span the entire breadth of space and time itself. Facepunch, it was love at first sight.
WAT DO
Baww, you're making a joke about something and I really don't feel like bothering to google what you said. Sorry.
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
I have an amazing ability to get boxes, woo.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29281755]Just don't come crying to us when you find out that your girlfriend sucked the star quarterback's dick at the prom afterparty and then took it in the ass by half the football team.[/QUOTE]
Back in the glory days of the internet this is what trolling consisted of, not being retarded but more subtly manipulating the target into having a cry. Now it's been replaced by deadshits posting stupid shit for attention.
Not sure what my point is but that post was refreshing.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29272073]I tried but they needed my old high school to contact them and confirm my age.[/QUOTE]
Wow, police state huh?
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29283268]You still "love" her and you want to dump her.
You either don't know what love is, or you're the biggest idiot in the world.[/QUOTE]
no, i think when i thought i wanted to chuck her, i wasn't thinking that i do still love her. now i've realised that i DO love her, i've moved on from this thought
I just had THE best blowjob in the entire world!
It seems my girlfriend has learned a few new tricks!
You guys really need to get into this game :D
[QUOTE=T3hGamerDK;29295360]I just had THE best blowjob in the entire world!
It seems my girlfriend has learned a few new tricks!
You guys really need to get into this game :D[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=T3hGamerDK;29295360]I just had THE best blowjob in the entire world!
It seems my girlfriend has learned a few new tricks!
You guys really need to get into this game :D[/QUOTE]
This game being second life?
I would say "I wonder where she learned them from" but that would be assholish.
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Ahahahahaha.
She probably blew him because touching his genitals with her mouth didn't make her want to vomit like it does when she kisses him.
I bet they have the funniest conversations.
"Hey, why don't you ever kiss me?"
"I'd rather kiss your nasty unwashed balls than your face."
[QUOTE=T3hGamerDK;29295360]I just had THE best blowjob in the entire world!
It seems my girlfriend has learned a few new tricks!
You guys really need to get into this game :D[/QUOTE]
Too bad your brother taught her those tricks.
[editline]19th April 2011[/editline]
you ugly creature
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