• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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You should act naturally, and do what you usually do during a movie? And see whatever the fuck you want to see (except Suckerpunch, it was fucking shit). Also bumming just means hanging out and chilling, at least that's what it means here. Bumming it would just be like, hanging around/doing whatever.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;29299612]You should act naturally, and do what you usually do during a movie?[/QUOTE] Yeah no, that's not good advice. If she's into you she doesn't want you to just sit there eating popcorn and enjoying the movie. You should be making a move on her. [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] Don't just pretend your date doesn't exist. And don't see what you want to see, take her to an emotional movie, whether it's scary, sad, romantic, etc. It's been proven that when women feel [i]any[/i] sort of emotion they start to make connections to whoever they're with, even if the emotion is fear.
The way I read it was as if he wasn't all too interested in her. Now that I think of it, why else would he be posting here if he wasn't. It's 4am and I'm PUI.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;29299612]You should act naturally, and do what you usually do during a movie? And see whatever the fuck you want to see (except Suckerpunch, it was fucking shit). Also bumming just means hanging out and chilling, at least that's what it means here. Bumming it would just be like, hanging around/doing whatever.[/QUOTE] Here bumming means shagging(sex).
anyone seen limitless? if not any other good movies for a date in theaters right now? [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] actually i think i'll go with insidious.
you can't really go wrong with a scary movie unless she's already seen it if she loves scary movies she'll love it if she hates them she'll just cuddle closer
dating for 7 months > love her to death hahaha to be honest though, sounds like she's messing around with the guy, why would she need to walk with him home? if they live near each other you're overreacting but if they don't even live close by she's probably hopping her dick, regardless it's hard to tell what's going on and you need to settle your trust issues
You're willing to hurt someone and potentially screw up the rest of your life (see: going to fucking jail) over a stupid little romance with a chick you can hardly trust? You need to chill the fuck out. All is fair in love and war. The dude is probably going to steal your girlfriend because you're being such an uptight prick. Also, girls don't just try and break other girls up with their boyfriends for shits and giggles. They only pull that shit when they themselves want the dude and whatnot. "Yeah she made all of that stuff up just to be a bitch with no real reasons or anything believe me I'm your girlfriend." You seriously need to stop making this shit out like it's a life or death situation. Playing it like it's a fucking Lifetime drama series. It's just a stupid relationship, not the god damn Titanic. You need to work on your tempter issues and general "inability to chill the fuck out" issues before you can even come close to managing trust and relationship issues. PS: The dude has probably already put his penis inside of her. She texts him all day and then he walks her home? Coincides nicely with her sending nudies out. I know I don't walk girls to their homes without intentions of going inside with them.
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[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29288545]You're regretting having sex with a girl? Welcome to being a guy. I've been in that boat for a long time, captain.[/QUOTE] yeah but i dont know why, but as long as other people feel that way its ok lol [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] misery loves company? except im not miserable its just awkward as hell and i hate to think about it
[QUOTE=SaWAH;29307986]I have a semi-close friend (male, obviously) who I used to have a thing with. We've never actually slept together, but there has been a couple of almosts. We don't have feelings for each other on anything more than a friendly level, and we've never had any either, however, ever since I got a boyfriend more than a year ago, it has sort of felt odd to be friends with this guy who I used to be quite physical with. Should I stop considering him a friend and stop hanging out with him? It's not that I feel guilty, our friendship just seems to be kind of "misplaced" now that we don't have the physical bond, even though neither of us ever would want to get that close to each other again, even if we weren't seeing other people.[/QUOTE] if it feels weird to be around him then you shouldn't have to feel obliged to do anything
[QUOTE=SaWAH;29307986]I have a semi-close friend (male, obviously) who I used to have a thing with. We've never actually slept together, but there has been a couple of almosts. We don't have feelings for each other on anything more than a friendly level, and we've never had any either, however, ever since I got a boyfriend more than a year ago, it has sort of felt odd to be friends with this guy who I used to be quite physical with. Should I stop considering him a friend and stop hanging out with him? It's not that I feel guilty, our friendship just seems to be kind of "misplaced" now that we don't have the physical bond, even though neither of us ever would want to get that close to each other again, even if we weren't seeing other people.[/QUOTE] Sounds like it's time to walk away. Sometimes, you're only friends for as long as you need to be. I met a girl in my french class a long time ago. She helped me get over a catastrophic breakup and we had a few good times... but then she talked to me about dating. I tried to date her and I couldn't. I was still a total mess. She took it personally and didn't talk to me for 2 months... and then she appeared at my house on my birthday with a really sweet card and we talked it all out. She figured our time together was up and that we had to move on, and she was right... our feelings would have been an incredible obstacle to getting on with life.
I want to date these deliscious pizza rolls but sadly I must eat them. A tragedy.
[QUOTE=Sir Colton;29299528]First date ever. I girl I (kinda) know said she had a crush on me (She texted me), and we're going to watch a movie later tonight. How should I act? What should I do during the movie? Also, what movie should we see? I want to actually watch source code/Hanna. [code]Lodes o' emovies [/code] Oh god, and tomorrow I'm going to be in the car alone with her dad since she's going to her softball game and wants me to come. That's gonna be weird. I'll try to see if my dad will take me. Also, what does "Bum it" mean?[/QUOTE] The date was awesome, it was weird at first but then got really nice. I got my first Kiss(es)! Going to her house tomorrow! - No softball game.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;29306495]Thanks Mav. And the girl trying to break us up apparently had a crush on me at the beginning of the year and pretty much hates my girlfriend for "stealing me", so that's probably it. I left it out cause it didn't seem relevant. I've been trying to calm the fuck down about it for a while but I think I just needed like 10 fucking people telling me. lol. :buddy: [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] No erase that, it doesn't help if you want me to chill the fuck out.[/QUOTE] if you can't shrug off what is probably the truth then you're not mature enough for a relationship especially since you cannot even control your anger. seriously though that guy is either 1. banging her 2. going to bang her 3. gay you choose
Rid yourself of the third option.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;29309780]if you can't shrug off what is probably the truth then you're not mature enough for a relationship especially since you cannot even control your anger. seriously though that guy is either 1. banging her 2. going to bang her 3. gay you choose[/QUOTE] Well ouch. While that guy may be doing one of the first two, it doesn't apply to all heterosexual guys... I have a friend that's a girl that I hang out with pretty often one on one and we don't fuck every chance we get. Er, or at all.
True, if that were the case, I would be rolling in pussy. Unfortunately I am too much of one to get it. [sp]pathetic[/sp]:rimshot:
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;29310251]True, if that were the case, I would be rolling in pussy. Unfortunately I am too much of one to get it. [sp]pathetic[/sp]:rimshot:[/QUOTE] It's okay. We can be friends of mutual... whatever non-derogatory term there is for what we are.
Today I found out that girls produce a whitish liquid, especially when having sex. Apparently it is an anti bacterial as well as a lubricant. My girlfriend got a bit panicked because she thought the condom broke, I checked and verified that it didn't, and then went to google to see what it was because I was 99% percent sure it was semen.
She's pregnant! Punch her stomach until she bleeds! Then hunt the bastard that inseminated her before you!
[QUOTE=Pepin;29310305]Today I found out that girls produce a whitish liquid, especially when having sex. Apparently it is an anti bacterial as well as a lubricant. My girlfriend got a bit panicked because she thought the condom broke, I checked and verified that it didn't, and then went to google to see what it was because I was 99% percent sure it was semen.[/QUOTE] fun fact girls produce a lot of liquids ranging from vaginal mucus to vaginal "discharges"
What if he got reverse-inseminated... dude, Pepin... you might be pregnant, man.
hi love advice
goodbye, nonikai [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] just kidding man
Hooray, we can have more Icelandic stuff in this thread now! Also the fucking armrests in my city's "main" inner-city cinema are such fucking cockblocks. [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] Armrests that don't swing upward should all be destroyed.
My local cinema also has them but they haven't cockblocked me before.
[QUOTE=Faren;29313669]Hooray, we can have more Icelandic stuff in this thread now![/QUOTE] ok but this means i get to bjork it up more often
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