• I want to run for Prime Minister of England, yet I think my ideas may be challenged.
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[QUOTE=nath2009uk;25593380]Get rid of London. Will vote for you.[/QUOTE] Oh god. You just made me remember one of my fallback ideas. I was going to retreat to Scotland for a visit, and while I was gone, a nuclear submarine was to fire on London. I'd blame terrorists, seize power as we have no more leaders. Then kick back in my new office with a cup of tea while people blindly fight in some country for me. Problem solved. Ok, that was a joke. I don't actually want to nuke london.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593211]Not from everyone. With the tests, these people would not just require to go to an office and say "My back is broke. I can't work. Pay me." They would be required to get Three doctors approval, that show that they actually cannot work. Sorry I didn't make that quite clear.[/QUOTE] I was sure you already needed doctor's approval to get disability.
Please do it so that you can make a PSA saying you lost the game so the game will be over. Pleeease.
[QUOTE=Mister B;25593430]Please do it so that you can make a PSA saying you lost the game so the game will be over. Pleeease.[/QUOTE] Well. I was planning on doing some sort of PSA. Lance TV. Has a nice ring to it. Well, it's better than my old idea: Lancecast. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25593422]I was sure you already needed doctor's approval to get disability.[/QUOTE] However, with three doctors approval. We have less of a chance of people falling for fake disability. Hell. Don't even get me started on what i'd do with religion.
lol ill votr 4 u
[QUOTE=tehfrog;25593584]lol ill votr 4 u[/QUOTE] Good enough for me. Now. About war. This whole war in the middle east is preposterously annoying. The reason we're in this war is because of religion. And because of America. But they're still cool. Religion has started wars. It has guided us through the troubles of the past. Religion was created when we didn't understand the world. Where we knew nothing. Where people would die, and to comfort people, they would say that they have gone to a better place, and that is a perfectly understand able concept. They're all based off the same thing, they're all there to help each other, and yet they continue to start wars. Most religous people are fine, and most extreamists are harmless. But the ones that are dangerous are a threat. When we think of extreamist, we picture muslim people bombing others because of beliefs, in reality they are but one of the problems, you get extreamists in every religion. The teachings that religion gives are true, and straight. Yet they were written in a time where we didn't understand. Now we do, and some of those meanings have changed. What I propose is that religion needs to be "modernized" It's teaches implicated in a modern scenario in which we can all understand and learn. You cannot prevent religious wars. But you can change them, for the better. And that is what I wish to do.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593007] Britain has been slowly declining over the past century, I've decided to try and step up and try and change it.[/QUOTE] In the past century you've lived to experience first hand...
What will the policy on chavs be? Will they get deported to russia?
A facepuncher in the politics, Now THAT is interesting
[QUOTE=ThunderGod;25593669]In the past century you've lived to experience first hand...[/QUOTE] Look around you. Before the first world war. We were great. Our empire thrived and Britain was the greatest. Look again, this country is now poor. We were the best. And now we're lieing in a puddle of self-pity. We all believe that this country can get better. We sit around and do nothing, expecting it to be fixed. But if someone doesn't try and do something. Then it won't get better, we will remain a poor country until nothing remains. And i'm not going to sit here and let that happen. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Assburgers;25593691]What will the policy on chavs be? Will they get deported to russia?[/QUOTE] Chavs. They won't exist. They will become intellegent, or they will remove themselves from the gene pool. If they don't learn, then fine. It is their own existance that they are wiping out, not ours.
I'm a citizen of England, currently living in the United States. I don't think it could have gotten much worse, it wasn't that bad to begin with. Then again, I was eight back then, so I don't know what has happened since.
[QUOTE=Zorus;25594324]I'm a citizen of England, currently living in the United States. I don't think it could have gotten much worse, it wasn't that bad to begin with. Then again, I was eight back then, so I don't know what has happened since.[/QUOTE] What part of England were you from?
Honestly, I would like to see some sort of one party and one leader system that actually would be benevolent and just. People should not be afraid to voice their opinion on these issues.
[QUOTE=Mabus;25594477]Honestly, I would like to see some sort of one party and one leader system that actually would be benevolent and just. People should not be afraid to voice their opinion on these issues.[/QUOTE] Unfortunatly, One leader system has been twisted to been shown as a bad system, yet I don't feel that way. A dictator can get things done, right or wrong. It can get them done. Hell, Hitler wasn't a bad leader. Infact, he was a pretty good leader. Note: I don't approve of the Holocast. At all.
Mr Rowtree what about multicultrialism and mass immigration, what's your view on that?
I was from Chessington, I think.
[QUOTE=Arrows;25594746]Mr Rowtree what about multicultrialism and mass immigration, what's your view on that?[/QUOTE] My views on them are the same as before. Multiculturalism isn't a bad thing, Mass immigration is. When the immigrants are fine, then there isn't a problem. But when they come in droves, then we have a problem. Each day we get thousands of people entering the country each day. Most of them are fine, but some of them cause problems. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?1017029-Man-leaves-home-for-a-week-15-Italian-squatters-3-dogs-and-2-cats-move-in[/url]. That thread, for instance. Those people are a problem. Those are the people I will strive to remove. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Zorus;25594865]I was from Chessington, I think.[/QUOTE] Each year we see more and more that these problems are rising, just a few days ago, almost all benifits are being lowered, half of our military budget is being removed. Our country is in debt, and we're in the shitter.
Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
[QUOTE=Arrows;25594746]Mr Rowtree what about multicultrialism and mass immigration, what's your view on that?[/QUOTE] Don't know about him, but for me in a system like the one rowtree put forward both those need to be addressed, for example asylum seekers have a right to stay in the country provided they can provide proper evidence of the danger they are in staying in their home country (same as the system here today) although they must integrate with the country, many immigrants who come to any European country simply refuse to interact with the populace, and as such tend to alienate themselves and others around them, making them seem "foreign" and "odd". Now there is the fact that they may feel out of place due to racist elements within the local populace but if proper legislation and means are put forward to make them feel welcome and even proud to be a part of the community then the problem will slowly solve itself, although bear in mind there are always hiccups. In the Ideal society everybody is equal no matter what creed or race under one banner. Although these are just my views I can't say weather they work or not as they never have really been put into practice in modern times. The only examples of a one leader/one party modern state have been bad ones. (Also i'm not British)
If you do run, don't pick a shitty name like Labour Party, which sounds like a working class mens orgy. Pick something with some zing to it. Edit; make sure any immigrants have a basic understanding of English Language and Mathematics.
One thing that needs to be said about multicultrialism is that it just does not work when you have mass immigration from one country or culture (Mostly islam we get these days). However england should stay dominately english, not black, not islamic and not full of idiots either.
[QUOTE=Mabus;25595553]Don't know about him, but for me in a system like the one rowtree put forward both those need to be addressed, for example asylum seekers have a right to stay in the country provided they can provide proper evidence of the danger they are in staying in their home country (same as the system here today) although they must integrate with the country, many immigrants who come to any European country simply refuse to interact with the populace, and as such tend to alienate themselves and other around them, making them seem "foreign" and "odd". Now there is the fact that they may feel out of place due to racist elements within the local populace but if proper legislation and means are put forward to make them feel welcome and even proud to be a part of the community then the problem will slowly solve itself, although bear in mind there are always hiccups. In the Ideal society everybody is equal no matter what creed or race under one banner. Although these are just my views I can't say weather they work or not as they never have really been put into practice in modern times. The only examples of a one leader/one party state have been bad ones.[/QUOTE] Yes. Exactly. The ideal is where we are all One. That is one of the things I would attempt to address. We would need to become one, as we cannot continue as a seperate. We must all unify for the good of Humanity. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Spectacularity;25595592]If you do run, don't pick a shitty name like Labour Party, which sounds like a working class mens orgy. Pick something with some zing to it. Edit; make sure any immigrants have a basic understanding of English Language and Mathematics.[/QUOTE] Of course. The name England Union sounds good, or perhaps: Unification of England. Oh, and Language and Math is one of the most important aspects we must tackle with Immigration. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Arrows;25595600]One thing that needs to be said about multicultrialism is that it just does not work when you have mass immigration from one country or culture (Mostly islam we get these days). However england should stay dominately english, not black, not islamic and not full of idiots either.[/QUOTE] Yes. It must, while I don't agree with the BNP. I agree with their statement "England is for the English." The immigrants would become English, they must be prepared to adopt our rules, and our society. They will abide by our laws, not some Religious law.
You've got my vote, it's worth 500 votes. But ONLY if you make me the prime minister of hot women
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25595610] Of course. The name England Union sounds good, or perhaps: Unification of England. [/QUOTE] Maybe The English Union, England Union sounds odd to me. Ha, I'm all for voting for a Facepuncher for Prime Minister. I think the country needs somebody with the level of abstractness that the Internet provides.
I like your ideas. I am a dreary Scottish person. I have lots of money and no empathy. Is there a place for me in your government?
This thread is win, Rowtree would have my vote if I lived in the UK.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25594035]Look around you. Before the first world war. We were great. Our empire thrived and Britain was the greatest. Look again, this country is now poor. We were the best. And now we're lieing in a puddle of self-pity. We all believe that this country can get better. We sit around and do nothing, expecting it to be fixed. But if someone doesn't try and do something. Then it won't get better, we will remain a poor country until nothing remains. And i'm not going to sit here and let that happen.[/QUOTE] [quote]Of course. The name England Union sounds good, or perhaps: Unification of England.[/quote] you sound like nick griffin [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] that empire you worship took part in the brutal subjugation of dozens of cultures
[QUOTE=Spectacularity;25595880]Maybe The English Union, England Union sounds odd to me. Ha, I'm all for voting for a Facepuncher for Prime Minister. I think the country needs somebody with the level of abstractness that the Internet provides.[/QUOTE] The Napoleonic Union!
[QUOTE=Spectacularity;25595880]Maybe The English Union, England Union sounds odd to me. Ha, I'm all for voting for a Facepuncher for Prime Minister. I think the country needs somebody with the level of abstractness that the Internet provides.[/QUOTE] Most of my ideas formed from the Internet, amongst other stuff. My ideas have been influenced by The book 1984, and Half-Life 2. I believe that they were great concepts, and that the "Bad guy" Isn't all that bad. In Half-Life 2, we're shown that Breen was a leader, however, further in, we're shown that he isn't the leader, but mearly a representitive of Humanity. The idea of Unionization is a brilliant one, where we are all together as one. I believe most of these ideas of us all working together, stem from my time on a Half-Life 2 themed roleplay server. Where I was portraying the role of a City Administrator, I'll admit, I wasn't like the others they'd seen. I was quick to denounce and rebellion, and I was able to persuade some to come to our cause. I see this country as that. I see it as a misguided populace, one that could be so much more than it is. I know that I would get opposition if I became a Dictator. People always wish to be incharge of their own lives, yet, look in the past. In the past, we have had freedom, yet what have we done with it? What have we done with "Freedom"? We've gone and tried to spread "Freedom" to others, usually freedom is bullet, or a bomb. Humanity is known for it's lust for Violence. If that is what we have done with freedom, then we should let one decide for us. To a certain extent, I am not attempting to control everyone's lives. I'm not attempting to impose an oppressive society. I am mearly attemping for us to become civilized. Where we do not speak with Bullet, or bomb. But with words and science.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593007]I want to make Britain a Dictatorship, and I want to help it. [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1003.jpg[/img] No dictator is better than Charlie Chaplin.
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