I want to run for Prime Minister of England, yet I think my ideas may be challenged.
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[QUOTE=Jobby;25596149]I like your ideas.
I am a dreary Scottish person. I have lots of money and no empathy. Is there a place for me in your government?[/QUOTE]
Money is not a concept in which I judge people on. Hell, one of my best friends, someone I value very closely is poor. I know plenty of people who come from all parts of the world, and they are friends. I know a guy from india, and he's one of the most calm person i've met.
You're not gonna be president so kiss my ass.
Who do you think is going to have more power? You or the old bureaucrats that have been a part of the system for over 20 years?
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;25596551]you sound like nick griffin
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
that empire you worship took part in the brutal subjugation of dozens of cultures[/QUOTE]
I'm not denying that. I'm not trying to unify all cultures. But rather, we are one, with a mix of cultures. Be you, Indian, American, Irish, Chinese. Be you Jew, Muslim, Christian, Athiest. I don't care. Rich or poor. It doesn't matter. What truely matters is that you are One. You are part of England. Of course we will strive to be rich. But those who are less fortunate shall not be judged by the value of their riches, but by the value of your life. Most people who are poor, are pretty cool. I know quite a few poor people who are some respectable people. I knew a guy who was born into a rich family, and works as a Store Clerk. There's a story of a poor man, who had naught a penny. Who worked, and worked, until he became stronger. He became a rich person, but always said that he was better off being poor.
[QUOTE=Cubar;25597297]You're not gonna be president so kiss my ass.[/QUOTE]
He said Prime Minister. You're thinking of the wrong country.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593152]Simple. With the current decline in jobs, and the increase in Immigration. We can clearly see the problems, several people have tried, and failed in solving this problem. People are always going to move to where it is better. So, we provide Government jobs. Like council jobs, we would allow the immigrants jobs that are low-ranked, yet still benefit us. Such as trash disposal, or street cleaning. They would get a minimum wage, enough for food, and a living accomodation. That way, we have a way of removing most problems. Once these people have lived, and worked in the UK for a year. They would be granted Full citizenship, allowing them to apply for jobs.
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
No. 100% my own views.[/QUOTE]
I'm a little scared that I'm finding that a really good idea.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;25597348]Who do you think is going to have more power? You or the old bureaucrats that have been a part of the system for over 20 years?[/QUOTE]
I believe that the people who came before me, were fine people. They held our country strong, however in the recent years, (around a Century) Our country has been declining, and now, we're poor. Who's fault was it. The people who have been our leaders, Our economy has declined because we were trying to help everyone. We cannot do that.
I will not be able to help everyone. So we help the people who can help all of us. The workers, and the Children. The old and the Young. I alone cannot get us out of this. It requires all of us to work, through whatever is thrown at us, We will come back stronger. We will come back unified.
ITT: Facepuncher turns out to be a born politician.
I don't trust politicians. How do I know I can trust you? :colbert:
I never knew a GDP of 2 trillion would be considered poor.
Dictatorship is the way to go.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25596898]Money is not a concept in which I judge people on. Hell, one of my best friends, someone I value very closely is poor. I know plenty of people who come from all parts of the world, and they are friends. I know a guy from india, and he's one of the most calm person i've met.[/QUOTE]
Yes that's good but on the other hand, if you recruit me I could bribe the media not to criticise your batshit insane policies.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25597881]ITT: Facepuncher turns out to be a born politician.
I don't trust politicians. How do I know I can trust you? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Truth is. You can't. A guy wishing to become Dictator of England. Sounds like a cheesy 50s movie.
But would you rather vote for someone who knows his policies and knows exactly what he wants to do, and how to improve the country. Be it through Dictatorship or Democracy.
Or trust someone who believes that we're going fine, while lowering the ammount of benefits we have, and believes that everyone can be saved.
Wait, what happens to Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland?
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;25597909]I never knew a GDP of 2 trillion would be considered poor.[/QUOTE]
Then why are we lowering the amounts of benefits we get? We are we scrapping half of our budgets. Why are we making people loose their jobs to save money, if we're not poor?
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[QUOTE=Jobby;25598305]Wait, what happens to Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland?[/QUOTE]
When I say England. I'm generally speaking of Britain. I say England because that's where i'm born. I don't call it Great Britain because we're not exactly great anymore, are we?
But we can be. We can be.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25598225]Truth is. You can't. A guy wishing to become Dictator of England. Sounds like a cheesy 50s movie.
But would you rather vote for someone who knows his policies and knows exactly what he wants to do, and how to improve the country. Be it through Dictatorship or Democracy.
Or trust someone who believes that we're going fine, while lowering the ammount of benefits we have, and believes that everyone can be saved.[/QUOTE]
You have a fair point. Just as long as you don't form a Gestapo-esque organization, start convicting people without due proccess of the law, or silence political enemies, I'm content to watch from my home on the other side of the Atlantic.
make sure you make it mandatory for all schools to have at least one classroom with a teacher that can speak foreign languages
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25598341]But we can be. We can be.[/QUOTE]
That would be a pretty good party slogan :britain:
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25598483]You have a fair point. Just as long as you don't form a Gestapo-esque organization, start convicting people without due proccess of the law, or silence political enemies, I'm content to watch from my home on the other side of the Atlantic.[/QUOTE]
Great idea.
Just kidding. I'm debating whether to bring Capital Punishment back. But one thin I will do is impose stricter rules. 2 years for killing someone? That's the best joke i've heard.
Murder will not be tollerated. Although it is not my decision to make final verdicts. I would impose a rule, nay, an order. That Murder will result in a minimum of 5 years.
Politics is a very tough buisness. But I will never sink to murder, if someone beats me. Fair deus. They win, I loose. It's fine. It's life.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25594035]Chavs. They won't exist. They will become intellegent, or they will remove themselves from the gene pool. If they don't learn, then fine. It is their own existance that they are wiping out, not ours.[/QUOTE]
Okay sounds good
[QUOTE=Killerjc;25598592]make sure you make it mandatory for all schools to have at least one classroom with a teacher that can speak foreign languages[/QUOTE]
No. This is our country. This is [B] E N G L A N D [/B] We speak English. I see immigration as a privilage, not a right. They come to our country knowing that they will speak our language. If they abuse said privilage, then it will be taken from them. Simple as.
[QUOTE=Arrows;25595600]One thing that needs to be said about multicultrialism is that it just does not work when you have mass immigration from one country or culture (Mostly islam we get these days). However england should stay dominately english, not black, not islamic and not full of idiots either.[/QUOTE]
Wow that sounds immensely racist.
Holy fuck.
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Oh, it's Arrow. I should have expected such.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;25593109]You could ask Obama for advice, he'l bash america and tell you about his good buddy hitler and fox news.[/QUOTE]
Do you have any idea what you're talking about.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;25599792]Do you have any idea what you're talking about.[/QUOTE]
I believe that was Satire.
english master race
heil rowtree
I'm gonna move to England and vote for you.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25599420]No. This is our country. This is [B] E N G L A N D [/B] We speak English. I see immigration as a privilage, not a right. They come to our country knowing that they will speak our language. If they abuse said privilage, then it will be taken from them. Simple as.[/QUOTE]
He didn't say that immigrants should be allowed to not speak English. He said that students should always have the option to learn other languages.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25599959]He didn't say that immigrants should be allowed to not speak English. He said that students should always have the option to learn other languages.[/QUOTE]
Don't we already? I went to a school that had plenty of people that could speak other languages.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25599975]Don't we already? I went to a school that had plenty of people that could speak other languages.[/QUOTE]
Well then, I don't see the problem. I agree with you though, it should be mandatory to know and speak English if you want to live in a primarily English speaking country.
You have my vote
Eugenics are so cool bro.
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