• I want to run for Prime Minister of England, yet I think my ideas may be challenged.
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I look at this and think of v for vendetta
You realize that you'll always need stupid people. Who will work on construction, plumbing, janitors, garbage men, waiters, clerks? This is just how medieval society was run. The beautiful and smart people were taken into nobility, while the peasants that couldn't think of a way out slept with the pigs and planted crops.
[QUOTE=viperfan7;25600176]I look at this and think of v for vendetta[/QUOTE] My ideas are not to oppress, but rather to liberate. I want to, and will, make sure that problems of our nation will be removed. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Teh Soviet;25600191]You realize that you'll always need stupid people. Who will work on construction, plumbing, janitors, garbage men, waiters, clerks? This is just how medieval society was run. The beautiful and smart people were taken into nobility, while the peasants that couldn't think of a way out slept with the pigs and planted crops.[/QUOTE] Oh yes. I understand that. Remember, the Immigration policies. They do those jobs for a year, until they can then apply for true citizenship. We get thousands of Immigrants each day. Therefor, we have many of the workforce that can do these jobs.
Question for the OP: what if you can't have a child because you're too stupid? Surely as a dictator you would cry a little, lash out and murder a couple hundred people only to have like 400 gazillion illegitimate kids
[QUOTE=Earthen;25600384]Question for the OP: what if you can't have a child because you're too stupid? Surely as a dictator you would cry a little, lash out and murder a couple hundred people only to have like 400 gazillion illegitimate kids[/QUOTE] Do you expect me to say, "Oh ofcourse i'm except from the law"? If my own laws restrict me, then so be it. I'm not corrupt, the law still binds me. I am not above the law.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25600418]Do you expect me to say, "Oh ofcourse i'm except from the law"? If my own laws restrict me, then so be it. I'm not corrupt, the law still binds me. I am not above the law.[/QUOTE] So what happens to the people that have become disabled? Such as car accidents, diseases, military, etc?
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;25599560]Wow that sounds immensely racist. Holy fuck. [editline]dd[/editline] Oh, it's Arrow. I should have expected such.[/QUOTE] I fail to see how it's racist to believe that a country should remain in the majority with it's native race.
hmm, you sound exactly like my political party. however, my party is BSD (British Socialist Autocratic party) who think that: Britian should be ruled by the prime minister, a despot, who can be voted out of power by the cabinet by a majority vote, for abuse of power and using power for personal advantage. The cabinet itself is overhauled to save money on wages, and simplicity. Prime minister, deputy prime minister and first lord of the treasury are now Prime Minister; Chancellor stays the same. The Home Secretary, Secretary of state for the rest of GB, Secretary of Defence becomes First lord of Internal Affairs; the Monarch gets a representative to be in the Cabinet, Everything to do with foreign affairs is now dealt with by the First Lord of External Affairs. Extermination of work benefits, reinstation of Child Benefits. This will improve quality of life, and make people have to work for their money. New currency; English Pound Lancaster, named after the legendary WW2 bomber. All banks are to be controlled by the state, known as the Sovreign Bank of England, Ireland, Ulster, Scotland and Wales. any and all Pound Sterling can be exchanged for Pound Lancaster, As Pound Sterlingis only Temporary, and after 5 years of PL, we get rid of Pound Lancaster, which will be exchanged at banks for Pound Sterling Leaving the Government with money, which will be used to set up Work Camps, and 33% of funds will go towards the Military, as some serious shit needs to done there. These Work Camps will actually be work camps, and will be able to be used by anyone with a UK passport. They will go to these, clock in, and get paid such and such for waht they've done. You must go to the WC's if you are unemployed, but you may go if you need extra cash. WC's will be sold to Housing contractors, Telecom companies, any form of manual labour really. Legalisation of Euthasia, as just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean other people think the same. The more you earn, the more you are taxed, Except for members of the Royal Family. Return of Death sentence for definite crimes, being where it is painstakingly obvious the criminal is guilty, or pleads guilty with no compassion (will not be told to the public). And also pretty much everything in the OP.
Somehow I don't think a society or economy based upon immigrants performing all the mundane tasks would work. People leave their home country for various reasons. Quite often it's a situation in which they cannot find employment in their own country, forcing them to emigrate if they want to earn a living. Usually upon finding employment in another country they will send some of their earnings home to their families, etc. That's money leaving the economy of said country instead of being re-invested by spending it at shops, etc. Furthermore, when the situation at home improves, many return taking their money and leaving their job. I'm a citizen of the Republic of Ireland and throughout our infamous "Celtic Tiger" of economic boom fueled by development many building, farm, and factory jobs were filled by mainly Eastern European immigrants, many of which were exploited by prejudiced employers with a huge sense of self-entitlement and a pension to match. When the bubble burst and not even your average paddy could get a job most immigrants left. Apparently on some Polish building sites they now have signs saying "Irish Need Not Apply" Figures...
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;25600575]So what happens to the people that have become disabled? Such as car accidents, diseases, military, etc?[/QUOTE] Nothing, like I said, if they are truelly disabled, then they can have benifits. If they are paralysed from the waist down and cannot mate. It's not my fault, it pains me to admit it, but what do you want me to do? I'm not a doctor, I can't say it'll be better when it won't. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Bobbyfeta;25600642]Somehow I don't think a society or economy based upon immigrants performing all the mundane tasks would work. People leave their home country for various reasons. Quite often it's a situation in which they cannot find employment in their own country, forcing them to emigrate if they want to earn a living. Usually upon finding employment in another country they will send some of their earnings home to their families, etc. That's money leaving the economy of said country instead of being re-invested by spending it at shops, etc. Furthermore, when the situation at home improves, many return taking their money and leaving their job. I'm a citizen of the Republic of Ireland and throughout our infamous "Celtic Tiger" of economic boom fueled by development many building, farm, and factory jobs were filled by mainly Eastern European immigrants, many of which were exploited by prejudiced employers with a huge sense of self-entitlement and a pension to match. When the bubble burst and not even your average paddy could get a job most immigrants left. Apparently on some Polish building sites they now have signs saying "Irish Need Not Apply" Figures...[/QUOTE] I understand this. So we impose this. You get some money as a Non-Full Citizen. You get your housing, and food. You cannot send money away, but you can bring your family here, however for them to be full citizen, they must work here for a year. Once they leave, and come back, they must do it again.
Ordinary, I would say your idea was undemocratic and immoral, but these are extraordinary times, mhm? Rather than offer you an illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes around. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say.
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;25600638]BSD .[/QUOTE] Possibly, I agree that the work camp could work. Yet people may disprove as more than likely, certain people are going to abuse it.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25600418]Do you expect me to say, "Oh ofcourse i'm except from the law"? If my own laws restrict me, then so be it. I'm not corrupt, the law still binds me. I am not above the law.[/QUOTE] Bull fucking shit... every person says if they were in power they would do it different or if they had money they would give it all to charity. Its not how the world works and politics is politics.
Well, obviously they will not be paid for their accomplishments, and still be forced to work.
Please do your best to become dictator, I will definitely vote for you. I believe your views on how to run the country are amazing but I must raise one more thing with you, I believe national service should be put in place for all immigrants aged 16 or over. They should do 2 years of training before being able to be called a British citizen and if they don't like it then they can go back to their own country. What do you think? I really want to see this happen.
[QUOTE=Earthen;25600763]Bull fucking shit... every person says if they were in power they would do it different or if they had money they would give it all to charity. Its not how the world works and politics is politics.[/QUOTE] True. very true. But to place myself above the law, would cause some unrest from people. They would see it as my proving that I am better than people, which is what I do not wish to do. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=joshdasmif;25600848]Please do your best to become dictator, I will definitely vote for you. I believe your views on how to run the country are amazing but I must raise one more thing with you, I believe national service should be put in place for all immigrants aged 16 or over. They should do 2 years of training before being able to be called a British citizen and if they don't like it then they can go back to their own country. What do you think? I really want to see this happen.[/QUOTE] That is why I have the Work for a year thing.
[QUOTE]That is why I have the Work for a year thing.[/QUOTE] Yes but I remember you saying something about military cuts. With national service over 4 million people would be ready for war, they would all have adequate training and in times of war they can be put on the front lines whenever it is necessary. National Service ftw.
You can't run for Prime Minister, you post on facepunch.
[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;25600593]I fail to see how it's racist to believe that a country should remain in the majority with it's native race.[/QUOTE] Because you're a racist.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;25600983]Yes but I remember you saying something about military cuts. With national service over 4 million people would be ready for war, they would all have adequate training and in times of war they can be put on the front lines whenever it is necessary. National Service ftw.[/QUOTE] Drafting people into the military could work, but people would see it as a breach of their rights. And personnally, I see no problem with the way it is now. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Elstumpo;25601057]You can't run for Prime Minister, you post on facepunch.[/QUOTE] Too bad. I'm going to.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25601118]Too bad. I'm going to.[/QUOTE] Join my Party, I'll make you Chancellor.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25601118]Drafting people into the military could work, but people would see it as a breach of their rights. And personnally, I see no problem with the way it is now. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] Too bad. I'm going to.[/QUOTE] Hahaha, you want to draft people? Thats retarded in so many ways.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25601118]Drafting people into the military could work, but people would see it as a breach of their rights. And personnally, I see no problem with the way it is now.[/QUOTE] There is no problem with the way it is now but our army is tiny compared to that of most other nations in the EU. National Military Service exists in many countries right now including Israel, Cyprus, Cameroon etc. Plus it would give teenagers a job rather than sitting around doing nothing all day.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;25601181]Hahaha, you want to draft people? Thats retarded in so many ways.[/QUOTE] I'm not going to. That edited line is for the other post. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=joshdasmif;25601235]There is no problem with the way it is now but our army is tiny compared to that of most other nations in the EU. National Military Service exists in many countries right now including Israel, Cyprus, Cameroon etc. Plus it would give teenagers a job rather than sitting around doing nothing all day.[/QUOTE] Perhaps. At the age of 18, you are enlisted for one year of Military Training, nothing to hard. Then you are given a choice to stay on in the military, or leave and find a job. If you're going to Collage, you are exempt from it.
Well, you see, ordinary I would call your idea naive but the number of people who want to do this is incredibly small, so who knows, these are extraordinary times after all. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
[QUOTE]Perhaps. At the age of 18, you are enlisted for one year of Military Training, nothing to hard. Then you are given a choice to stay on in the military, or leave and find a job. If you're going to Collage, you are exempt from it.[/QUOTE] Perfect. :v:
1.)Run for President 2.)Ban and Promote Islamic hate 3.)??? 4.)Profit
[sp]Remember that doing it in the conventional way won't get you anywhere[/sp]
[QUOTE=Yusuf;25601402]1.)Run for President 2.)Ban and Promote Islamic hate 3.)??? 4.)Profit[/QUOTE] There's three things wrong. 1. I'm not running for President. 2. I don't hate Islam. 3. ???? [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Glorious leader;25601413][sp]Remember that doing it in the conventional way won't get you anywhere[/sp][/QUOTE] Don't expect me to. No offence to any of you guys here. In a real world, I would face the intellectually elite, the blazenly strong frontiersmen, and the kniving underhanded men. In here? I'm convincing a bunch of Teenagers. No offence to you guys. I still love you all.
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
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