• I want to run for Prime Minister of England, yet I think my ideas may be challenged.
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[QUOTE=Rowtree;25602767]When I call it England, I usually mean it as Britain, same way people who are scottish would call it Scotland. It's a habit I have. Sorry.[/QUOTE] No one in Britain would vote for a blithering idiot who refers to the entire union as England, not even the hypothetical make-believe people of this droll, uninteresting internet façade.
Wasn't there a troll thread like this yesterday?
dirty harry - leader of the opposition.
what do you think about jews and faggots are they good or bad yes or no
[QUOTE=dirty harry;25602813]Now I'm sure you're trolling, or logically and morally disabled.[/QUOTE] No. I'm not. We can't just pretend that everything is going to get better. It's not. We need to do something about it. Birth Control is just one step to the solution. It allows us to become smart as a group, and for us to become stronger. Dictatorship isn't a bad thing. In some cases it can create something amazing. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Tanner;25602823]No one in Britain would vote for a blithering idiot who refers to the entire union as England, not even the hypothetical make-believe people of this droll, uninteresting internet façade.[/QUOTE] It's a habit. A habit i'm trying to break. You call this fake? Look around you. We're in debt, people are loosing their job, and I'm here to provide a solution, and you call it a lie. You can believe what you like, but the reality is, is that idealogical thinking is what caused this. We need serious ideas to get us out. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=tepholman;25602829]Wasn't there a troll thread like this yesterday?[/QUOTE] And no. There wasn't.
Ever read Machiavelli, Rowtree? You might find it useful if you do by chance get elected.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25603344]Ever read Machiavelli, Rowtree? You might find it useful if you do by chance get elected.[/QUOTE] Nope. But i'll make a note of it. I'll pick up some books from my Libary soon.
Would Mr. Speaker please tell the Right Honourable Gentleman that he should reboot the media dep. of parliment that runs over the newspapers, tv, etc., to determine whether the extreme views in papers like the Daily Heil are justified.
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;25603777]Would Mr. Speaker please tell the Right Honourable Gentleman that he should reboot the media dep. of parliment that runs over the newspapers, tv, etc., to determine whether the extreme views in papers like the Daily Heil are justified.[/QUOTE] Oh absolutely, The state of this countries media is amazingly appalling. The amount of biased stupidity is beyond me. Which is why I will try to get it sorted out.
M.o.m, Ministry of Media. Expand the BBC, so it pretty much dominates the entire market, because it does anyway for TV, so a BBC Dail would be completley impartial and therefore sell well.
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;25603860]M.o.m, Ministry of Media. Expand the BBC, so it pretty much dominates the entire market, because it does anyway for TV, so a BBC Dail would be completley impartial and therefore sell well.[/QUOTE] I'll definatly be putting back the funding for the BBC. They're a good channel, and I hate to think about what would happen to great shows if they lost their funding.
No offense but.... is this a joke or a troll?
Since I don't live in the UK, it's going to be a long, tiring job.
[QUOTE=R3mix;25603918]No offense but.... is this a joke or a troll?[/QUOTE] No. It's not. The ideas that I've had are 100% my views on Society, and how I believe we could fix it.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25603824]Oh [b]app[/b]solutely[/QUOTE] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2757337111_df8227cc46.jpg?v=1218577904[/img] ??? [QUOTE=Rowtree;25603824]The state of this countries media is amazingly ap[b]paul[/b]ing.[/QUOTE] [img]http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/paul-mccartney/paul-mccartney-20070203-206573_V96.jpg[/img] ????! [QUOTE=Rowtree;25603824]stupidity is beyond me.[/QUOTE] .... [img]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1648/confusedn.png[/img] ? I hope our new overlord works out his spelling and grammar before fixing all of our problems.
[QUOTE=Emz;25597538]He said Prime Minister. You're thinking of the wrong country.[/QUOTE] Whoops haha, but still.
[QUOTE=Tanner;25604038][img_thumb]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2757337111_df8227cc46.jpg?v=1218577904[/img_thumb] ??? [img_thumb]http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/paul-mccartney/paul-mccartney-20070203-206573_V96.jpg[/img_thumb] ????! .... [img_thumb]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1648/confusedn.png[/img_thumb] ? I hope our new overlord works out his spelling and grammar before fixing all of our problems.[/QUOTE] [I]Touché[/I] I'm not the best at spelling, and it is 2am.
While I'll credit you for your determination to try and fix your country, I don't believe that effectively re-enacting the 20th century will do it any good. Dictatorship, frankly, doesn't work, even with the best of intentions. Unless you are some kind of utterly incorruptible problem-solving demigod, your current plan is pretty much doomed to failure.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25604067][I]Touché[/I] I'm not the best at spelling, and it is 2am.[/QUOTE] If you make it in, make sure you advertise facepunch.
[QUOTE=kartarn;25604160]If you make it in, make sure you advertise facepunch.[/QUOTE] Oh I will.
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[QUOTE=Askaris;25604141]While I'll credit you for your determination to try and fix your country, I don't believe that effectively re-enacting the 20th century will do it any good. Dictatorship, frankly, doesn't work, even with the best of intentions.[/QUOTE] In many ways, it has shown not to work. But corruption is partly due to people having power to do what they want. Yet, what I want is simply for this country to be great.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25604178][url=http://d.imagehost.org/view/0017/britain_uber_alles][img_thumb]http://d.imagehost.org/t/0017/britain_uber_alles.jpg[/img_thumb][/url][/QUOTE] Amen to that.
You run a Minecraft server with RavenQ, Correct? Test your policies there
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25593007]Well. After realizing that Britain has been slowly declining over the past century, I've decided to try and step up and try and change it. My principal goal would be to unite Britain under one leader, and to help Britain become great again. What I would intend to do is to impose Birth Control, to stop certain people from breeding. I would impose a sort of test, determine your intelligence, and if you pass it, then you're free to have Up to three children, if you fail, then, sucks to be you. However, every five years, you can re-take the test. That way people have a chance to become smarter, therefore removing most people under a certain level. Yet this will raise criticism around Special needed people. People will fear that this prevents them from having a life of freedom. This is totally the opposite of what I wish for. People with intelligence problems will be exempt. However, they must have Three doctors, from different practician, approval, before they are allowed to bypass it. Now, Britain is in debt, and so, we all must suffer from it. I wish to change that. It's no secret that we cannot help everyone, as much as we'd love to think that, we cannot. We scarcely have the resources to keep our own country afloat, let alone other third world countries. So, I would stop funding charities, because we do not have the resources to continue. Do not think that I'm trying to stop these charities from existing, if they have the money, and the people. Then, go ahead, help those that need it. But there are others than need it as well. If we take a look at our capital, we can see that it looks alright. But go beyond the glitz and glamour, and you have crime ridden, and poverty stricken areas. People living in blocks of flats that aren't safe. Children raised on the streets, who join violent gangs that terrorize communities. We must stop our own countries problems, before we can help others. Every time an election comes around, you hear people claiming that they will solve our problems, that nobody will suffer, and that we can survive troubled times. Such lies are what is causing our problems, these politicians live in an ideal world, where we can help everyone, where nobody suffers. However, I live in the real world. We cannot help everyone, people will suffer. But we can pull through it. We all have to make sacrifices for the greater good of our country. We cannot continue and expect it to get better, we must all do our part. And sacrifices would come, they would test our country's strength to the very limit. But we will pull through it. What I would do is simple, rather than lower all benefits, we would remove the ones that cause us to loose money. Almost everyday you hear reports on Benefit cheats, on how people have faked being paralysed in order to rake in money. We are running out of money, and because of them, we are loosing grip on our country. These lies, amongst other things, have brought us to our knees, because of them, we must make these sacrifices. Unfortunately, I must cancel certain benefits, this will force them to work, as we all must do. We must all work to pull our country together. And again, every day we hear about politicians in the House of Commons, and House of Lords, we hear that they cannot come to an agreement of something. When we have this amount of people deciding on one thing, sometimes it can work wonders, othertimes, it can mean disaster. With our current system, they claim that we, the people get an active say in things, but do we? We are represented by an MP, but they can refuse to listen, they can ignore our plea. Yet when we are lead by a leader, a leader I wish to be. We can all have an active say in things. Do not instantly assume that I will be an evil dictator, far from it. Quite a few dictators have changed the world, changed their country for the better. This is what I wish to do. With me as the leader, I would listen. To each and everyone in this country. They say that with absolute power, I would become corrupt. But when my ideals are principally for the country. My thoughts are on this country. Is it possible for a country to be corrupt. It is far too easy to be evil, than good. But the rewards of bringing this country from the edge of destruction, back to being the best, is a far greater reward, than mearly profiting from benefiting only myself. Yeah. Those are my views. I want to make Britain a Dictatorship, and I want to help it. Would you vote for me? And what do you think of this?[/QUOTE] You're going to stop... people from breeding? What? Are you insane, do you want the human race to come to a hault and only allow certain individuals to have birth if you "pass some test?" Hello? Wake up buddy, we live in a world where greed and corruption rule. Money talks, your test will be completely useless. People will bribe others. And why five years? You're basically now pulling a Hitler, no offense, you're segregating people and placing them in different places by their level of IQ and the such. You're refusing everyone's basic right of freedom to do as they please. Then you go and say people with intelligence problems will be exempt? What? So now you're not allowing someone normal to breed, but allowing some special need to breed? Sorry, but now you're just looking like a complete pro-segregator. ...Then you're going to stop funding charities? So now you're being selfish, and focusing only on Britain. Sure you can't help everyone, but you know what, at least you can [b]try to help.[/b] By the looks of it buddy, you're heading towards something like this: [img]http://foothilltech.org/rgeib/english/bnw/brave-new-world.jpg[/img] With a little bit of this: [img]http://www.dvdvideo.co.nz/shop/images/1984.jpg[/img] You're talking about fixing your own country, yet you just say you're going to cut benefits and cut charities and all this. You really think you can just say to the entire country... OKAY GUYS! WE ARE HEREBY STOPPING ALL FUNDING TO CHARITIES, AND ALL BENEFITS. FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST WORK IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY! Let's say this all happens, you really think you'd even have the United States of America as an ally anymore?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25604178][URL="http://d.imagehost.org/view/0017/britain_uber_alles"][img_thumb]http://d.imagehost.org/t/0017/britain_uber_alles.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE] Fuck yeah. I need a better avatar. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=R3mix;25604198]You're going to stop... people from breeding? What? Are you insane, do you want the human race to come to a hault and only allow certain individuals to have birth if you "pass some test?" Hello? Wake up buddy, we live in a world where greed and corruption rule. Money talks, your test will be completely useless. People will bribe others. And why five years? You're basically now pulling a Hitler, no offense, you're segregating people and placing them in different places by their level of IQ and the such. You're refusing everyone's basic right of freedom to do as they please. Then you go and say people with intelligence problems will be exempt? What? So now you're not allowing someone normal to breed, but allowing some special need to breed? Sorry, but now you're just looking like a complete pro-segregator. ...Then you're going to stop funding charities? So now you're being selfish, and focusing only on Britain. Sure you can't help everyone, but you know what, at least you can [B]try to help.[/B] By the looks of it buddy, you're heading towards something like this: [img_thumb]http://foothilltech.org/rgeib/english/bnw/brave-new-world.jpg[/img_thumb] With a little bit of this: [img_thumb]http://www.dvdvideo.co.nz/shop/images/1984.jpg[/img_thumb] You're talking about fixing your own country, yet you just say you're going to cut benefits and cut charities and all this. You really think you can just say to the entire country... OKAY GUYS! WE ARE HEREBY STOPPING ALL FUNDING TO CHARITIES, AND ALL BENEFITS. FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST WORK IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY! Let's say this all happens, you really think you'd even have the United States of America as an ally anymore?[/QUOTE] Right. Here's what I want to do. This test, it wouldn't be the hardest thing, it would simply serve as a basis on intellegence, simply, I don't care if your smart or not. I just want this country to get better, with this test, people would try to become smarter, and that way, we'd have a much better life, as the smarter we are, the better off we can be. Try to help? I'm all for it. But they say "Charity starts at home." And that's true, once we've sorted our own country, we can help the rest. We could try, and fail. Or we can focus on the truth. We simply do not have enough resources to help everyone, and trying to help would simply waste time and effort which could have been spent making our own existance a little better. America as an ally. I'm sure of it. I'm not trying to create an oppressed society. I'm trying to for us to have a better one. I'm trying to make sure all of us have a better life. "The pursuit of happiness" is one of your american constitutions. This is exactly what I am trying to give to us all. I'm trying to help Britain, so we can help the world. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=teeheeV2;25604196]You run a Minecraft server with RavenQ, Correct? Test your policies there[/QUOTE] Test a government on a Minecraft server with around 10 people? Sounds like a plan.
This is going to happen: [img_thumb]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/02/16/vforvendetta.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25604190]In many ways, it has shown not to work. But corruption is partly due to people having power to do what they want. Yet, what I want is simply for this country to be great.[/QUOTE] The same could be said for Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Mussolini... every dictator of the first half of the 20th century really. If you really want to make a country great, ditch the idea that you, on your own, can make everything better just by assuming complete executive control; it's not a task that a single human is capable of performing. Instead, make it's populace actually give a damn, instead of drooling over the sofa, and let them do the rest.
[QUOTE=Askaris;25604628]The same could be said for Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Mussolini... every dictator of the first half of the 20th century really. If you really want to make a country great, ditch the idea that you, on your own, can make everything better just by assuming complete executive control; it's not a task that a single human is capable of performing. Instead, make it's populace actually give a damn, instead of drooling over the sofa, and let them do the rest.[/QUOTE] I don't intend to make it great alone. I am simply the man who relays the ideas across. If the populace liked, they could refuse. I would also not be deciding fully on my own. Every great leader has had an assistant/advisor, a man who would work behind the curtains insuring that everything goes to plan. With a cabinet of advisors, I would not be fully alone in making the decisions. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nahyan;25604613]This is going to happen: [img_thumb]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/02/16/vforvendetta.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Man. I'd love to get in a political debate with him.
[QUOTE=Rowtree;25604726]Man. I'd love to get in a political debate with him.[/QUOTE] I assume by political debate you mean knife fight?
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