How to use Axe Dark Temptation to get you laid

[Ramen]

I didn't realize this could be applied ON your body. I thought it was a chocolate breath freshener.

[Cowie1337]

its sad because kids in my gym class drench themselves with this and my asthma kicks in because of those fucks. especially this one kid who wears killswitch engage shirts and hoodies and a stupid giant celtic cross all the time. he sprays it EVERYWHERE. and he makes orgasming sounds when he does it.

[RedStar]

I used Axe so much my penis fell off due to wear.

Now, after a few operations, I'm a Vegas showgirl making $200 an hour. Thanks Axe!

[Identity]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;21441494]Identity I still need my arm back. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

I shall direct you to here:

Please call [phone]

HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE WORLD Attraction
251 Park Boulevard
Hershey, PA 17033

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=Identity;21441533]I shall direct you to here:

Please call [phone] begin_of_the_skype_highlighting**************[phone]******end_of_the_skype_highlighting

HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE WORLD Attraction
251 Park Boulevard
Hershey, PA 17033[/QUOTE]

I ended up calling axe. They said to go down and it would be free of charge.

[img]http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/2008/10/09/chocolatearm.jpg[/img]

There's my new arm in case anyone was wondering.

[NarBear]

As a girl, I can personally say I hate the smell of that crap more than anything else. My dad (I don't even want to know WHY) and some male friends use it, and I swear to god it feels like my lungs are going to explode from the stench. I just want to beat the living shit out of anyone wearing it.

The commercials are really dumb, too.

[technologic]

HurHurHur The one girl on Eath who doesn't like chocolate!

[editline]10:25AM[/editline]

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[Justin Case]

Girls seem to prefer Africa, when receiving hugs they say "Ooh you smell nice!" so I pretty much only use that now.

[FPChris]

I use Gillette body spray/deoderant.

Axe is just what guys think women love but women doesn't want something that smells like chocolate, [sp]Except if they're fat[/sp]

Women want something mild that you can breath in without [i]dying.[/i]

[Zeke129]

I let the public bask in my man musk

But seriously I use deodorant and I don't stink. You don't need to coat yourself in a layer of chemicals to smell good, just exercise proper hygiene.

[Superginger]

[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/mc6aux.jpg[/IMG]

Seriously guys, it's not hard. Axe is [i]AWFUL[/i].

[BAZ]

I usually just piss on the wall and the splash back gives me a nice fresh smell.

[fenwick]

I like axe body-wash, but I'd never buy the spray shit.

[Comcastic]

I was reading this whole thread in Shakes voice because of your avatar.

[DarkSpirit05er]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21445733]I let the public bask in my man [highlight][b]musk[/b][/highlight]

But seriously I use deodorant and I don't stink. You don't need to coat yourself in a layer of chemicals to smell good, just exercise proper hygiene.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://imagenes.solostocks.com/z1_4298062/axe-musk-150ml.jpg[/img]
:confused:

[Superginger]

[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;21446156]
:confused:[/QUOTE]

musk   [muhsk]
–noun
1.
a substance secreted in a glandular sac under the skin of the abdomen of the male musk deer, having a strong odor, and used in perfumery.
2.
an artificial imitation of the substance.
3.
a similar secretion of other animals, as the civet, muskrat, and otter.
4.
the odor of musk or some similar odor.
5.
Botany . any of several plants, as the monkey flower, having a musky fragrance.

[Skellyhell]

Just get an atomizer full of chlorophorm and you will be golden.

Best way to spray some sex

[declan]

I used this one day. Got laid

[Arsonist]

It's called lynx in the UK

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg[/img][img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/lynx_shower_gel_dark_temptation_28393.jpg[/img]

[mooi_meisje]

really, anything that smells great is a turn on for most girls. axe has a lot of uhmazing scents, but it is not the only option. but yes, this thread is pretty much dead on. ;)

[braddey]

Uh, the Lynx version is nice I guess? I use it and get a lot of compliments :3:

[SuPeR_MaN]

[QUOTE=Arsonist;21446858]It's called lynx in the UK

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg[/img][img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/lynx_shower_gel_dark_temptation_28393.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

It is indeed.
[img]http://www.unilever.com.au/Images/Lynx-Shock-BS-125x110_tcm72-182689.jpg[/img] Shock is the shit.

Or
[img]http://www.basenotes.net/images/editorial/lynxtwist.jpg[/img]

[Paravin]

I just used this advice to have a massive orgy with 5 women. My anus had never had so much things in it.

[Turkey72]

[img]http://www.splendicity.com/files/2009/03/old-spice-swagger-michelle.jpg[/img]
Fuck axe, i'm sticking to old spice.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

It makes me smell like a big sexy black guy.

[ababs362]

My girlfriend loves Axe Essence. So that's what I use.

[Pretiacruento]

Sorry OP, but that Axe fragance is awful. Real men use this:

[img]http://fragrancedo.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/adidas.jpg[/img]

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The whole set. It's amazing how chicks dig it :smug:

[Sickle]

"Haha bitch! Eat this!"

*Sprays axe*

*Gets jumped by women*

"Fuck wait! I need to PPEEEEEEEE--"

*Orgy-land*

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=Superginger;21445930][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/mc6aux.jpg[/IMG]

Seriously guys, it's not hard. Axe is [i]AWFUL[/i].[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.larosadeiventiprofumi.com/public/shop/prodotti/CALVIN_KLEIN_ETERNITY_EDT100ML.jpg[/img]

Y/N?

[janky]

I walked into school one day after applying a generous amount of this beautiful scent and bitches were throwing themselves at my manly girth down below. Thanks AXE!