How to use Axe Dark Temptation to get you laid - General

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21451829][img]http://www.larosadeiventiprofumi.com/public/shop/prodotti/CALVIN_KLEIN_ETERNITY_EDT100ML.jpg[/img] Y/N?[/QUOTE] Hey, I have that, and yet I've never used it...

You're missing out on a pile of women :smug:

I'd rather not shower than overwhelm my nose with this shit, i'm allergic btw too.

[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;21440745]old spice is superior and you are fucking dumb[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/media] I agree, however i find it hard to find shower gel here. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21452606]You're missing out on a pile of women :smug:[/QUOTE] I don't want to be their next meal :smug: [editline]10:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Superginger;21445930][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/mc6aux.jpg[/IMG] Seriously guys, it's not hard. Axe is [i]AWFUL[/i].[/QUOTE] High five, i have that shit too.

AXE smells like baby shit. I would never use that unless there is no spray piss available. Now what I do like is SpeedStick spray and Old Spice. They are ownage.

I used 3 cans of that at school, and the girls were hanging off of my cock. It looked like some sort of weird Japanese tree.

This is the most blatant "viral"-marketing post I've ever seen on the internet. And you guys are fine with this?

A friend and I somehow got onto the discussion of deodorant in a physics lesson. After mentioning the one in question in this thread, I turned to the Asian girl sat next to me and said "you're my dark temptation". She didn't think it was as witty as I did though and made a remark about my ginger genes.

As much as guys seem to hate it all the girls I know seem to love it so I'll use it. Actually I just usually use whatever body spray I have available. I think Lynx (or Axe) is pretty bad smelling but the chocolate one is quite nice.

I am so converting to old spice. [editline]10:53PM[/editline] Those commercials make me want it so bad. That is what I call advertising, they should win an award.

Gotta love Old Spice. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCl5uyn5K7k[/media]

[img]http://smellsgoood.com/male/wp-content/woo_custom/33-givenchyrouge.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.rejectedoriginalperfume.com/images/burberry%20london%20men.jpg[/img] The best.

real men don't wear fucking cologne just use soap when you shower instead of pissing all over yourselves, it should work

[QUOTE=dj0wns;21440732]I wish I had $8:([/QUOTE] That's just one day, though, you'd have to spend like 8*7.

[QUOTE=Kawaii;21452823]AXE smells like baby shit. I would never use that unless there is no spray piss available. Now what I do like is SpeedStick spray and Old Spice. They are ownage.[/QUOTE] isn't speed stick for women

I hate this stuff in the locker rooms, some kids just spray it into the air until you wish you have an oxygen tank and mask.

I actually used to wear the leather-scented stuff and the ladies kept sniffing me and stuff. It was nice.

Fuck that shit. No deodorant here, I still smell nice. Sorry for not wanting to smell like an idiot virgin who is desperate.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpS1mPvdFLo&feature=related[/media] 60% of the time it works [sp]every time.[/sp]

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21451829][IMG]http://www.larosadeiventiprofumi.com/public/shop/prodotti/CALVIN_KLEIN_ETERNITY_EDT100ML.jpg[/IMG] Y/N?[/QUOTE] I have that same one. It's nice.

It's amazing what girls will do for you when you have axe [img]http://www.mckinneyhonda.com/graphics/stihl/new/PA100_ax.jpg[/img] [editline]07:25PM[/editline] Whoops wrong kind

Old spice won me over with their awesome commercials. But I would use Axe stick deodorant.

[QUOTE=Turkey72;21447617][img]http://www.splendicity.com/files/2009/03/old-spice-swagger-michelle.jpg[/img] Fuck axe, i'm sticking to old spice.[/QUOTE] Fuck yes. Swagger. [URL="http://www.oldspice.com/videos/by_campaign/12/26/Blocker_15/"]http://www.oldspice.com/videos/by_campaign/12/26/Blocker_15/[/URL] Oh boy did I lol.

[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;21440745]old spice is superior and you are fucking dumb[/QUOTE] Blade is also very good, better than Axe.

I use Axe Touch shower gel and Touch deodorant. Smells fucking awesome, girls dig it and the Deodorant works amazingly. I never ever sweat and it doesn't leave those shitty brown spots under your shirts.

I think it's funny that people are saying AXE rules. Either the best trolls ever, or the most deluded people i've seen on facepunch.

[QUOTE=BAZ;21445975]I usually just piss on the wall and the splash back gives me a nice fresh smell.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BrickInHead;21454376]real men don't wear fucking cologne just use soap when you shower instead of pissing all over yourselves, it should work[/QUOTE] :confused: Which advice do I follow!?! :confused:

[QUOTE=Valdor;21460609]:confused: Which advice do I follow!?! :confused:[/QUOTE] He ain't your mama choose GOD DAMN

[QUOTE=emPiRe14;21460662]He ain't your mama choose GOD DAMN[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4[/media]

My boyfriend uses this in moderation. I like it, but when he sprays too much I can't sit next to him because it's too strong.