• How to use Axe Dark Temptation to get you laid
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[QUOTE=Arsonist;21446858]It's called lynx in the UK [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWwr8g03OwY/SojgXePpoJI/AAAAAAAAAR8/Xgo5QmsmXeo/s400/lynx_deodorant_body_spray_dark_temptation_11363.jpg[/img][img]http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/lynx_shower_gel_dark_temptation_28393.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] and in australia too
[QUOTE=kellybear;21460810]My boyfriend uses this in moderation. I like it, but when he sprays too much I can't sit next to him because it's too strong.[/QUOTE] Don't worry! In the late quarter of 2010, Axe will be providing gas masks in the event that the fragrance is too overpowering.
Axe/Lynx Instinct is nicer.
The odors from axe spray are not bad when used in very slight moderation. Applying it makes me fucking choke, but the subtle smell is apparently rather appealing.
Did you know women prefer sweet smells as opposed to what ever the fuck men use?
I don't like the smell of most deodorant's but Axe Dark Temptation smells really nice.
Axe/Lynx here in AUS is the shittiest stuff used by dumb lower class types at my school to pull chicks, but in fact sucks balls. I use cologne all the way.
[QUOTE=Evanlution;21466553]Axe/Lynx here in AUS is the shittiest stuff used by [B]dumb lower class types[/B] at my school[/QUOTE] [img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/ccbchunks/margaret-thatcher.jpg[/img] :raise:
this shit is so legit man, i sprayed some on myself and these girls were all over me like oh you smell so good let me touch you
So true.
:downsbravo: You watch commercials!
is it not called Lynx?
[QUOTE=Evanlution;21466553]Axe/Lynx here in AUS is the shittiest stuff used by dumb lower class types at my school to pull chicks, but in fact sucks balls. I use cologne all the way.[/QUOTE] Pump the breaks buddy...
Oh god my mother's name is Karen. My eyes!
Im to poor to but this so I always end up buying that nasty smell called axe Africa. [IMG]http://www.unilever.com/images/Axe-Africa-75x75_tcm13-110684.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=cheezey;21469588]Im to poor to but this so I always end up buying that nasty smell called axe Africa. [IMG]http://www.unilever.com/images/Axe-Africa-75x75_tcm13-110684.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh God, it smells like Africa? No wonder it smells bad !!! Ahh c'mon I'm not racist it's just on the label! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Asshole" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=cheezey;21469588]Im to poor to but this so I always end up buying that nasty smell called axe Africa. [IMG]http://www.unilever.com/images/Axe-Africa-75x75_tcm13-110684.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Old spice spray is like two bucks. Seriously, [i]ANYTHING[/i] is better than Axe.
[QUOTE=Identity;21440681][b]Intro[/b] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3533/3278190418_9c4af1d75e.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Fucking smug bastard.
[QUOTE=agnl;21505156]Fucking smug bastard.[/QUOTE] No wonder he's got that shit eating grin, probably getting sucked off right at that moment [b]Edit[/b]: Goddamn Lynx is awesome.
Axe smells absolutely disgusting.
OP speaks the truth. I got laid the first time after spraying 2 bottles of Axe Chocolate all over my body. For the girl (which is still my girlfriend by the way, damn they must love chocolate), refer to Identity's other topic;"How to listen to shitty music and get laid", page 3.
I hate axe. When someone sprays that shit in the locker rooms the mist gets in my mouth and it's really bitter.
[QUOTE=Chunk3ym4n;21512207]I hate axe. When someone sprays that shit in the locker rooms the mist gets in my mouth and it's really bitter.[/QUOTE] Welcome to deodorant my son, better late than never :v:
[QUOTE=Pr3st0ne;21459464]I use Axe Touch shower gel and Touch deodorant. Smells fucking awesome, girls dig it and the Deodorant works amazingly. I never ever sweat and it doesn't leave those shitty brown spots under your shirts.[/QUOTE] Stopping yourself from sweating is bad for you. You sweat for a reason.
Is axe a hell of alot worse the the lynx we get in the UK? I've got a fair variety of colognes and deoderant sitting on my shelf, and lynx is by far not the worst of them.
[QUOTE=Zemog;21453335]Gotta love Old Spice. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCl5uyn5K7k[/URL] [/QUOTE] Oh dear lord I almost pissed myself :v:
[QUOTE=SkynrdFan1;21440745]old spice is superior and you are fucking dumb[/QUOTE] PAPAPAPAPA PAWAR!!!!!!! love the commercial
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I smell like sweat because Im a true man.
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