[QUOTE=pedroion;21520992]I bought one of those just to try it and my gf said I was smelling like shit
[I]"Nah, not today, I'm tired"[/I]
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
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It's no joke the best.
Has anyone here tried showering frequently? It will work much better than gassing women with Axe.
[QUOTE=RedStar;21441526]I used Axe so much my penis fell off due to wear.
Now, after a few operations, I'm a Vegas showgirl making $200 an hour. Thanks Axe![/QUOTE]
Lucky.
its brown like shit
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[QUOTE=Superginger;21521477][IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/kajtaw.jpg[/IMG]
It's no joke the best.[/QUOTE]
fucking expensive cologne shit
Smelling axe is like a crazed psychotic fat man charging at you and cutting your nose off with an bloody axe, and then proceeding on to shit in your nose hole and sing songs from Justin Bieber.
Yes! I just got laid :v:
I remember when I was 13 I thought Axe was the greatest idea ever would get you so much pussy
When I got my first girlfriend, I wore Axe all the time, thinking that all girls love it.
I would wash myself with Axe shampoo and Body wash every night, use deodorant sticks and spray every morning and afternoon.
At some point she said "Jesus christ man, haven't you taken a shower in the last month? You smell like shit."
It was the Axe
Haven' touched it for 3 years. It has probably gotten me more women than with it.
Couldn't have done it with my old pal
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Oh and my penis too
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