• I have terminal cancer in my left ass cheek
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rip neuf all that gay sex
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;29258887]If you're dumb enough to choose your butt cheek over life then you deserve to die anyway. I'm just going to assume you're trolling.[/QUOTE] Maybe he thinks that loosing a ass cheek means no more gay sex.
Dude...You're REALLY trading your life for an ass cheek you can easily get a replacement for?
[QUOTE=Valdor;29258888]Odd, somebody I've never had contact with in my life is mad at me. Feels amazing.[/QUOTE] betu r gettin some cheap thrill from this arent u u slut
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29258909]Maybe he thinks that loosing a ass cheek means no more gay sex.[/QUOTE] Rub Dicks.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258723]That sounds disgusting.[/QUOTE] How does being dead sound to you?
[QUOTE=AaronM202;29258911]Dude...You're REALLY trading your life for an ass cheek you can easily get a replacement for?[/QUOTE] I don't think you understand how much my ass cheeks mean to me.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258901]Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter to me, just wanted to say some goodbyes.[/QUOTE] No you're not, you're trolling. Get out of here Stalker.
[QUOTE=PieClock;29258920]How does being dead sound to you?[/QUOTE] If there's a hell at least I'll have my ass.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258929]I don't think you understand how much my ass cheeks mean to me.[/QUOTE] Dude, its your ASS, you can get a new one TOMORROW.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;29258919]Rub Dicks.[/QUOTE] Or they can just suck each others cock.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29258933]No you're not, you're trolling. Get out of here Stalker.[/QUOTE] Okay then.
Life is more important to me than my dick, i could always get an implant and still have sex anyway. There is more to life then fucking/getting fucked.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;29258913]betu r gettin some cheap thrill from this arent u u slut[/QUOTE] No I just feel like somebody that is famous now. I only go for the expensive thrills now that I'm famous.
i kno how u feel i wouldnt give up my peeper for anything even tho its real small and stinks lots
if you get it removed, be sure to hire a doctor that wont half-ass the procedure
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258929]I don't think you understand how much my ass cheeks mean to me.[/QUOTE] Well, they won't mean anything when you're dead.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258929]I don't think you understand how much my ass cheeks mean to me.[/QUOTE] I knew you were gay. Its just an ass. You can get a fucking replacement. That is if you are trolling.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29258943]Or they can just suck each others cock.[/QUOTE] I am not a fan.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258939]If there's a hell at least I'll have my ass.[/QUOTE] No, the devils will take it away from you.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258962]I am not a fan.[/QUOTE] So you are gay!
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258962]I am not a fan.[/QUOTE] Just rub your dicks together?
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258939]If there's a hell at least I'll have my ass.[/QUOTE] The devil eats all your body parts. Just get it removed you pussy.
you were an ass but i'll miss you
[QUOTE=Lebowski;29258689]you SERIOUSLY are trading your life in for a full ass for a couple more days? are you retarded?[/QUOTE] he's joking are you retarded?
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258939]If there's a hell at least I'll have my ass.[/QUOTE] Yeah, and the demons will all have fun taking turns sticking it full of little forks.
[QUOTE=Gonzales Santos;29259006]you were an ass but i'll miss you[/QUOTE] Nice grammar. Where did you learn it? I wanna go there to.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29258991]The devil eats all your body parts. Just get it removed you pussy.[/QUOTE] The devil must be one fat motherfucker if he eats everyone who has ever been to hells body parts.
Other threads by this guy: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1000830-Just-found-out-my-boyfriend-has-AIDS[/url]! [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1002542-I-think-my-dog-might-be-dying[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/986143-Is-Justin-Bieber-the-finest-mind-of-our-generation[/url] Obvious troll.
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