[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29259202]Yes I'll just go to the store and trade my Windows 98 era laptop for a new one.[/QUOTE]
Seriously. Stop making up bullshit as you go.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;29259194]I REALLY doubt that, but even if they were, explain these:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1044663-Autumn-lettuce[/url] (You're really unfunny.)
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1019324-real-footage-of-the-force-of-nature[/url] (Obvious troll on post 5)
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1011847-Hats-caused-9-11[/url] (Again, unfunny.)[/QUOTE]
Those are what I did with my free time?
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29259202]Yes I'll just go to the store and trade my Windows 98 era laptop for a new one.[/QUOTE]
So ask a nurse to take a picture of you holding up a paper with your user name and the date on it.
EDIT: Go on, do it!
What the fuck seriously? Cancer isn't fatal to cheeks unless you let it be, and it isn't going be super life changing to take care off, your not gonna be without a ass cheek.
Godammit guys, this man is DYING.
Have some respect.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259212]Seriously. Stop making up bullshit as you go.[/QUOTE]
dude fuck off he's dying stop hating on him or i'll report you for flaming!!!
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29259239]So ask a nurse to take a picture of you holding up a paper with your user name and the date on it.[/QUOTE]
Yea. And while your at it ask the nurse to give you a blowjob. Cause surely if she does take your photo. Then she will suck your small dick.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29258684]I'm a homosexual so my ass cheeks mean a lot to me and I'd rather die than have half an ass.[/QUOTE]
1) get ass cut off
2) get fat
3) ???
4) New ass!
No seriously stop being such an emo whimp. get your ass cut off, If its so a big part of you i'm sure the doctor will let you have it in a jar with a pickle or something.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259212]Seriously. Stop making up bullshit as you go.[/QUOTE]
reported for trolling enjoy ur ban
cancer isnt funny u little twerp
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29259239]So ask a nurse to take a picture of you holding up a paper with your user name and the date on it.
EDIT: Go on, do it![/QUOTE]
Nurses don't carry around cameras for fun.
[QUOTE=penisbutter;29259254]dude fuck off he's dying stop hating on him or i'll report you for flaming!!![/QUOTE]
No Please Dont. I have a wife and a child! This is my only source of income. Please dont.
[QUOTE=RyanDv3;29259248]Godammit guys, this guy is DYING.
Have some respect.[/QUOTE]
Untill he posts a picture of himself in the hospital holding up a paper with his user name and the date on it, he is a TROLL.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259263]Yea. And while your at it ask the nurse to give you a blowjob. Cause surely if she does take your photo. Then she will suck your small dick.[/QUOTE]
dude he's dying of fucking ass cancer give him some respect you nazi bastards
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29259274]Nurses don't carry around cameras for fun.[/QUOTE]
Cell phones have cameras.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;29259274]Nurses don't carry around cameras for fun.[/QUOTE]
Well give us some proof. You are still branded as a troll. Also i dont think hospitals have Wifi.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;29259279]Untill he posts a picture of himself in the hospital holding up a paper with his user name and the date on it, he is a TROLL.[/QUOTE]
fucking LEARN what the word TROLL MEANS
TROLL does not mean SATIRICAL THINGS
a TROLL is someone who INVOKES anger in INDIVIDUALS for ENTERTAINMENT
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259295]Well give us some proof. You are still branded as a troll. Also i dont think hospitals have Wifi.[/QUOTE]
Why the hell wouldn't they?
[QUOTE=penisbutter;29259309]fucking LEARN what the word TROLL MEANS
TROLL does not mean SATIRICAL THINGS
a TROLL is someone who INVOKES anger in INDIVIDUALS for ENTERTAINMENT[/QUOTE]
uh i don't think 'my ass has cancer' could ever possibly be a satire of anything
Get your ass cheek cut off
make a prosthetic ass
make millions
Whats with penisbutter and Boatman acting along with this. He is not dying. If he was he wouldn't just come on FP to post a death note.
More evidence against this guy on his perma'd alt:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1068966-My-brother-smoked-a-weed-and-died[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1079917[/url] (Untagged Portal 2 spoiler thread I advise not to open it.)
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259348]Whats with penisbutter and Boatman acting along with this. He is not dying. If he was he wouldn't just come on FP to post a death note.[/QUOTE]
he wanted to say goodbye to his best buds. would you deny a man that? then youre a fascist
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;29259364]More evidence against this guy on his perma'd alt:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1068966-My-brother-smoked-a-weed-and-died[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1079917[/url] (Untagged Portal 2 spoiler thread I advise not to open it.)[/QUOTE]
That's my brother Dale's account and he's only banned for one day, thanks.
[QUOTE=Savaril;29259339]Get your ass cheek cut off
make a prosthetic ass
make millions[/QUOTE]
a but is literally the least sophisticated bodypart there is and therefore is the easiest to replace
[QUOTE=Nukefuzz;29258735]Are you twelve or something? Seriously, all you do is shitpost.[/QUOTE]
your one to talk.
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29259348]Whats with penisbutter and Boatman acting along with this. He is not dying. If he was he wouldn't just come on FP to post a death note.[/QUOTE]
your just ignorant of our life style
facist
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