• Free Cane!
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Why would I want a blind person cane when I already have a cane that makes me as badass as this guy: [img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9514/house2q.png[/img]
Fuck yea just signed up for one. I can't wait to get this in the mail and hear my parents say "What the fuck did you order now!?!?"
Oh man, I can't wait. I decided not to get one that was +60 inches as that would look suspicious. I also said I could read braille. ..::. .:.: :.:...:.: :.::::::.: .:...:. I'm reading it. I just don't know what it means.
GODDAMMIT I filled it out then realized it was for US citizens only :argh:
We do need a free stuff thread.
I am blind so I could totally get this. ... O wait.
Why would I not want it? Mum would give me beatings with it of course. :buddy:
Hmm, I've been looking for new and innovative dildos.
I am near sighted and legally able to fill out this form... They should rephrase it from visually impaired to legaly blind.
[QUOTE=deadoon;15792740]I am near sighted and legally able to fill out this form... They should rephrase it from visually impaired to legaly blind.[/QUOTE] I'm legally blind.
[QUOTE=PieClock;15792694]Why would I not want it? Mum would give me beatings with it of course. :buddy:[/QUOTE] she wouldn't beat her blind child would she?
Oh shit, yes. [editline]10:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Tugger;15792802]she wouldn't beat her blind child would she?[/QUOTE] PieClock is blind?
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;15792635]We do need a free stuff thread.[/QUOTE]Fatwallet.com has one!! [url]http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/free-stuff/[/url]
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;15792789]I'm legally blind.[/QUOTE] Then you should order one. I'm just saying even though I am considered visually impaired I am able to move around in public without any visual assist devices(glasses, contacts, aid, guide dog).
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;15792207]It's not stealing if it's free.[/QUOTE] It's stealing if it's only free for a certain group of people and you're not in that group.
[QUOTE=tarkio;15792876]It's stealing if it's only free for a certain group of people and you're not in that group.[/QUOTE] Actually I am.
i am not gonna lie to steal a cane from a blind person
If you feel you need a white cane, and you're not blind, you're sick. End of.
[QUOTE=thespectator;15791982]If I were blind how would I read and agree to the acknowledgment. [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/23tp347.png[/img][/QUOTE] they have screen reading programs
[QUOTE=innerfire34;15793186]they have screen reading programs[/QUOTE] They do not. Stop lying.
EDIT: Whoops I thought it said free cocaine.
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;15793221]They do not. Stop lying.[/QUOTE] They have services like narrator and shit like that.
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Looks like a really long penis. I bet I could fit it up my ass.
Oh hell yes, I already have a pimp cane but this is so much cooler.
[QUOTE=CowsCanFly;15793136]If you feel you need a white cane, and you're not blind, you're sick. End of.[/QUOTE] If you don't want a free cane, you're a faggot. End of.
These make awesome tapping sounds too. [editline]04:27AM[/editline] Might make a good baton too, beat some privates.
You call this "larceny by false pretense".
[QUOTE=Ortzinator;15793469]You call this "larceny by false pretense".[/QUOTE] what if you're legally blind and you're getting worse at a steady rate
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;15792195]We should make a "Free Stuff Thread" like the one that was on totse.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah totse!:350:
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