Next time you ask him to go the movies, do it in the form of a German metal song.
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I'm not referencing [I]anything[/I]...
You're a bad person. :(
The sad thing is, this funny thread will probably get locked just like the "Visual guide to cats", despite being better and more clever than 90% of the other threads like "my parents did...."
Beat those pussies.
You could try smoking a bowl of catnip with him. I mean, my bro did that when he was having troubles with my own daughter Mona Lisa.
You're cat sounds like its dealing mang
What kind of school do they go to?
Hell who is stupid enough to even [b]make[/b] a school for cats?
[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25091942]What kind of school do they go to?
Hell who is stupid enough to even [b]make[/b] a school for cats?[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
This is in some ways like a modern version of Different Strokes.
He'll grow out of it, it's a stage
You mentioned that he hangs out with his friends often? This is stage in his life when he is more influenced by his friends rather than his family. It may also because of different generation issues. Try to explain the situation to Socks, and encourage him to get acquainted with James and his circle. If Socks reports some disturbing observations, try to set up a conference with the owners of James' friends.
Or just get James neutered. It can be a lesson Socks, too, if he decides to follow in James' footsteps.
[QUOTE=GigaBeth;25092394]This is in some ways like a modern version of Different Strokes.[/QUOTE]
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT?
sorry I had to please don't hurt me :(
Get a dog instead.
look at it like this ಠ_ಠ
[QUOTE=Killuah;25091021]The sad thing is, this funny thread will probably get locked just like the "Visual guide to cats", despite being better and more clever than 90% of the other threads like "my parents did...."[/QUOTE]
I hope not. Because I genuinely need help with James. [b]AND I LOVE THE MODS[/b]
[quote][b]I really do[/b][/quote]
Take away his Xbox.
James looks exactly like my cat.
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;25093807]Take away his Xbox.[/QUOTE]
He owns a PS3, and I'd certainly not pay £40 for a yearly subscription
for him.
Kick him out bro, motherfucker is crazy.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;25093891]He owns a PS3, and I'd certainly not pay £40 for a yearly subscription
for him.[/QUOTE]
Then no need to take it away as it doesn't have games anyway.
Thread of the year right here.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;25088987]Hi guys, I have a problem.
My cat is out of control and anti-social, won't speak to me. Need help.
[/QUOTE]
He's talking to you, you just can't hear him. Take some LSD, that should help.
how HIGH do you have to BE to DO something like that......
Don't fucking kick out a cat.
Just ground him or something.
[QUOTE=James*;25089841]You need to realise I am a cat and not your friend[/QUOTE]
Oh god lol
Slap the pussy and lay down the rules hard
Lay down rules. Reward him if he follows them and punish him if he doesn't.
Let's say he's going out with his friends and you tell him to come back before 10:00.
If he does, give him cat treats and pet him, cats like that.
But if he arrives home late, punish him harshly. Nothing like "No TV for a week" or anything similar, he can find other ways of entertainment and if you are not always home there's no way for you to be sure he hasn't watched TV while you're away.
You have to be cruel, torture him, things like beating the living shit out of him, not feeding him or giving him water.
Make him truly suffer to make sure he doesn't want to break the rules ever again. This will also serve as an example for Socks, in case he ever wants to follow in James' footsteps.
If you can't do this then you are not ready to have a cat.
Sounds like one cool cat.
You need to give James some space, you're suffocating him!
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