Oh, right.. This is fucked up even when you're not high.
this is win.
>Discover Elpho's magic RAAAIIINNNBOOOOWWWwWWW power and FLY
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Elpho: Discover your magic RAAAIIINNNBOOOOWWWwWWW power and FLY
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I'm not entirely sure why Potar is so thrilled about this, he seems like he can fly and Elpho isn't really deceitfully doubly-port legged in reality.
> Steal the other guys gaylo, two hats are better than one.
What the OP accomplishes is an art.
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but Elpho is an arab so nobody even hands out any fucks to the disabled children at St. Jude's like resort booking agency brochures about what's going on with LeVar
Elpho: Land then use sandnigger magick to manifest yourself in Potar's gaylo
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The characters arrive at a beach.
>quick recap, this is confusing.
quick recap:
You was supposed to be getting ready for the big day but he went off to a Scot cock parade and auditioned for the Hey Arnold! Auditions. You tried to make more time by setting the watch back 2 hours, but that only served to make things worse. The big day arrived and tentacle raped(?) You, but you liked it so the big day bought you a pony and cowboy hat so you rode it off into the desert. There you met Potar, a potato angel who just so happened to be master of all canoes. Potar rode you down the static river on his canoe but that didn't impress You. You started smoking a blunt when Elpho came out and told them to "STOP DICKING OFF." Elpho discovered his magick rainbow powers and they all flew off (leaving the pony behind) and Elpho studied his sand-nigger magick scrolls. Elpho then landed at a beach and used sand-nigger magick to manifest himself as a cross in Potar's gaylo.
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Oh Hell Yes.
Her name is "Secret Agent Talisman At Noon," or "Satan." The other characters don't know this.
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wut nao
>stop saying nigger, before Dav0r bans you.
Elpho: Convert to Blacksmith Class and give You a revolver you crafted from the materials you obtained from the Reading Rainbow book
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What a fine revolver it is.
You: Use Webley 455 crafted by Elpho to kill smelly masked sand-hooker
You: Use Webley 455 crafted by Elpho to kill tropical-scented masked sand-hooker
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Satan flies off with her ninja-ass self to evade You's ballistics and Elpho's libido.
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She kinda just soared off over the horizon...
What do, cap'n?
All: Become aware of your surrounding environment.
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Potar spots a gift shop, "Shellacious."
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Oh my god what is that thing
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wow what the fuck
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i like it, i like it a lot
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Holy flaming chariots, that thing is the most adorable relic of seaside apparel you have ever bestowed upon your virgin retinas.
You: Name the creature [i]Lamdel M'n[/i]
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You, Potar, Elpho, and Lamdel skidaddle on out of there faster than two hoarse crickets screamin' at the moonlight.
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Dammit Hasselhoff
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Potar's wings are behind him, flapping
._.
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Hasselhoff must've really gasted Lamdel's flabber, he seems upset.
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Oh yeah, Christmas came and they all got assassinated n' shit
>GET DIRECSHUNS
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