Why Video Games Are Evil and You're Going to Hell if You Play Them - General

I don't see why I'd even want to download or distribute this video.

[QUOTE=megafat;35414445]That second part is 58 minutes and 13 seconds too long.[/QUOTE] half of it is is "HUURR GAMES RUIN YOUR LIFE JUST LOOK AT WORLD OF WARCRAFT" and stuff like that

Wow I never knew CoD 2 is the highest selling game of all time, that's actually pretty awesome

[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ac/Dark_dungeons_3.jpg[/img] first thing that came to mind.

[QUOTE=JustGman;35416316][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ac/Dark_dungeons_3.jpg[/img] first thing that came to mind.[/QUOTE] Wow, quick too. I might sign up.

Why are they using the Black Mesa: Source theme in their shitty documentary (around 13:00) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOcdRDOzuk[/media]

wow I'm only 10 minutes into this and my brain is already about to spill over with stupid shit since when did witchcraft and divination start being a real thing? I could have sworn the dark ages ended a long-ass time ago

OK wait at 4:15 that's the Black Mesa: Source theme, there's no way this is real.

I gotta say, while the biblical bullshit is hilarious, all of this history and mythology is really interesting. I especially liked the explanation of the Kitsune, which made me realize that Shinto beliefs are actually pretty prevalent in Japanese games and anime [quote=Bulbapedia]Ninetales (#038) is a Fire-type Pokémon. [img]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/0/05/038Ninetales.png/150px-038Ninetales.png[/img] This fox-like, quadruped Pokémon is covered with a thick, luxurious golden-white fur, as well as having nine tails, each of which is tipped with orange. They also have a fluffy crest atop their heads and a similar ruff around their necks. Ninetales have gleaming red eyes that are said to give them the power of mind control. They can also live up to one thousand years.[/quote] [quote=Documentary][The kitsune's] meschevious nature would often lead it to shape-shift into other forms to trick people... ...but even in its disguised form it casts the shadow of a fox[/quote] [quote=Bulbapedia]Just Waiting On a Friend is the 232nd episode of the Pokémon anime. On their way to Mahogany Town, Ash, Misty, Brock, Togepi and Pikachu find themselves lost in a heavy fog. After Ash and Brock accidentally fall off a ledge, they realize that they won't be able to continue until the fog lifts, and resign themselves to a long wait. However just when they begin to set up camp, a mysterious girl named Lokoko comes out of the mist, accompanied by a Ninetales. Lokoko tells them that they can wait out the fog at her house, and invites them to follow her... ...As she looks around the room she suddenly notices that Lokoko leaves no reflection in the rooms cabinet mirror.[/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/tuCLD.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=C0linSSX;35417100]I gotta say, while the biblical bullshit is hilarious, all of this history and mythology is really interesting. I especially liked the explanation of the Kitsune, which made me realize that Shinto beliefs are actually pretty prevalent in Japanese games and anime[img]http://i.imgur.com/tuCLD.gif[/img][/QUOTE] pokemon is filled with [B][I]tons[/I][/B] of references to myths and legends from all sorts of cultures around the world and not just shintoism. it's one of my most favorite parts about the franchise, because it's creative and interesting, but it is by no means meant to indoctrinate children into becoming Atheshintoslims what I've gotten from this video is that you're not allowed to reference [i]any[/i] sort of myth or legend from history to make your game interesting and fun or else it is evil and will draw you away from god unless you sit around reading your bible all day having no fun at all this stupidity astounds me to no end

At the start of the video, they said something about seeking distraction, so I complied and stopped watching.

I fucking lost it at the "subliminal muslim themes" in Zelda.

The maker of the video is "littlelightstudios". Their name admits that they aren't very bright.

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35417762]The maker of the video is "littlelightstudios". Their name admits that they aren't very bright.[/QUOTE] if the good idea rating was still around you would receive all of them

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;35417628]I fucking lost it at the "subliminal muslim themes" in Zelda.[/QUOTE] There ARE muslim themes in all sorts of Zelda games. Dont know about subliminal though. Despite how shit this documentary is, I DID at least learn a few things, like the starfox stuff.

[QUOTE=~Myst;35418080]There ARE muslim themes in all sorts of Zelda games. Dont know about subliminal though. Despite how shit this documentary is, I DID at least learn a few things, like the starfox stuff.[/QUOTE] the muslim chanting in the original fire temple music was awesome [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDcQVzu_kc8[/media]

I like to ride my bicycle for hours when there's nothing to do, 'ergo I must worship my bicycle.

Wow he's implying that Ridley is that little shit at the beggining of the game in Other M. DOING RESEARCH BEFORE CONSPIRACY IS IRRELEVANT!

If he decides to look in to a Metroid Game he should pick one that wasnt make by a third party. I mean, retro studios is a third party too but I dont entirely trust team ninja.

Also it always is so ridiculous when people try to quote a book from a dark age time to state problems/sins with modern technology, like pixelated games being idols. I wonder why it doesn't fit?

I"m a fucking demon by now, I have done so many sins that satan is gonna high five me when he sees me

All hail the great controller.

That whole video is just full of dumb.

Right before I posted this the video was at 11 likes and 0 dislikes Now it's 12 likes and 64 dislikes

For some reason I expected a video of some 12-year old yelling into a webcam.

[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;35419119]Wow he's implying that Ridley is that little shit at the beggining of the game in Other M. DOING RESEARCH BEFORE CONSPIRACY IS IRRELEVANT![/QUOTE] Actually, he is correct. That white little bird thingie is a clone of Ridley that was accidentally created at the same time new metroids were cloned from the remains of the last metroid. That oversight is the sole reason Ridley "survived". [url]http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Biography_of_Ridley[/url] (Under "Rebirth")

This person is too educated about games to not be trolling. No one who honestly thought that video games were from the devil would actually know this much about them.

WHAT THE FUCK. HE KEEPS SAYING BOWSER'S A DRAGON. HE'S THE KING KOOPA. KOOPAS ARE TURTLES. Also, if you reference any reptile at all in your game, it's obviously linked to the devil because a snake is a reptile, therefore all reptiles are snakes. He will also tempt you to eat an apple because apples are the forbidden fruit even though that's never been described since recently.

I stopped as soon as he started saying that we are replacing "The one true God" with video games. What a complete moron.

I laughed at him pointing out all the blaringly obvious symbolism in Other M, making it seem like it's some big conspiracy. Next he's gonna be telling us all about how he discovered proof that the matrix movies are the story of christ.