• Half-Life: Interactive
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While running away go to the cafeteria and blow up Magnusson's casserole. Also Gordon's face when Morgan took off his glasses made me fucking lol.
you turn ack look glum and then kick gordon in the balls and say thats for stealing my JOB
You are walking along then you feel a sharp pain in your stomach because of the glass from the glasses.
While running away go to the cafeteria and blow up Magnusson's casserole, Then change your name to john freeman.
While running away go to the cafeteria and blow up Magnusson's casserole, then change your name to John Freeman. Then steal the crowbar Gordon was supposed to take.
[QUOTE=Lappaple;15637415]While running away go to the cafeteria and blow up Magnusson's casserole, then change your name to John Freeman. Then steal the crowbar Gordon was supposed to take.[/QUOTE] GORD DOMNIT I'M NOT CHANGING HIS NAME TO JOHN. but i do like the rest of it so... [IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1771/49717761.png[/IMG] [b]Morgan:[/b] Kekekeke. [IMG]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7596/52246140.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7453/50142477.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4445/75775217.png[/IMG] *splat* [IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8934/70805278.png[/IMG] [b]Morgan:[/b] Hey, a crowbar! Crowbar added to inventory. [b]MEANWHILE[/b] [IMG]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7190/20416930.png[/IMG] [b]"Steve":[/b] *mumbling* steve, i'll show him steve. (He's switching the crystals, I can't draw worth crap and i forgot how the cart looked.)
I'm sorry you didn't like my idea of John Freeman. Well actually it wasn't my idea but.. don't be mad at me D:
Go look around in the HEV suit room. Steal gordon's helmet.
Change your name to john freeman and then skip rope with that new Jump-Rope Crowbar.
[QUOTE=Kaustinen;15641041]Change your name to john freeman and then skip rope with that new Jump-Rope Crowbar.[/QUOTE] What's wrong with Morgan?
Morgan: Steal Freeman's HEV suit helmet and for head protection. You'll need it in the upcoming hours.
[QUOTE=Levithan II;15649845]Morgan: Steal Freeman's HEV suit helmet and for head protection. You'll need it in the upcoming hours.[/QUOTE] Dis,but hit him in the head with the crowbar,to stun him,then steal the HEV suit too.
[QUOTE=Trounark;15652102]Dis,but hit him in the head with the crowbar,to stun him,then steal the HEV suit too.[/QUOTE] Why are people trying to ruin these things. Really.
[QUOTE=Levithan II;15652359]Why are people trying to ruin these things. Really.[/QUOTE] Huh,I'm not trying to ruin it,please explain.
HEY HEY. I already said that. I said to take the helmet. Gtfo.
[QUOTE=cadd21;15606364]OH I GET IT NOW. Name: Holic, Alcho Special Skills/Abilities: I charm the ladies, i can brew my own bear and yell "Get off mah property" like a redneck. What would you do incase of a Resonance Cascade?: I'd go loot the nearest liquor store, grab my twelve gauge and wait it out.[/QUOTE] You can brew bears? HOYL SHIT!
[QUOTE=Trounark;15653046]Huh,I'm not trying to ruin it,please explain.[/QUOTE] While we're at it lets blow up black mesa and then crush everyone in new york.
[QUOTE=Levithan II;15655282]While we're at it lets blow up black mesa and then crush everyone in new york.[/QUOTE] lol new york and black mesa is in Arizona.. [editline]111[/editline] Woops, real Black Mesa is in Arizona, HL Black Mesa is in New Mexico, mah bad.
Walk in on Kleiner and Einstein having a intimate moment.
Walk up to Barney and tell him hes fat,
Go give baby-Alyx a visit, in the personel dormitories
[quote=Levithan II]While we're at it lets blow up black mesa and then crush everyone in new york.[/quote] Got it,guess ill go with this. [quote=Hell-met]Go give baby-Alyx a visit, in the personel dormitories [/quote]
Put on a blue suit and a purple tie. And stalk the freeman.
Just to let you guys know, I'll update later..
[B]Ignore the suit, just run into the reactor. Radiation is overrated anyway[/B]
Take the HEV helmet, then scare baby Alyx with it.
Hold baby Alyx for hostage.
go dress up in that vortigaunt costume you wore last Halloween and frighten the freeman.
this page is full of disapoint :(
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