• Half-Life: Interactive
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No it's not, If Fang30 isn't gonna do it... then I'll guess I have another thread on my hands (I'm his helper.) Now all we need to do is wait for a good suggestion.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;15756070]This thread is dead now :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You made me want to do it again for some reason. So here is an update: [QUOTE=Hell-met;15657605]Go give baby-Alyx a visit, in the personel dormitories[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1415/10845354.png[/IMG] What do you want to do to Baby Alyx?
Change her name to John Freeman, and try and give her to Gordon.
Give her to Gordon.
Put the baby in the dishwasher.
Put her in the blown up casserole, babies like mush.
Remember that Gordon doesn't see well without glasses.
[b]Gordon Freeman[/b] appears moderately troubled. [img]http://img.loldepot.com/e540b1f407a16904ffc1.jpeg[/img]
Teach her your song you made so you could remember your advanced algorithms.
Take her and make sure gman doesn't get to her. Fuck the balance of HL2 EP # up :3:
[QUOTE=Darrylop;15773795]Teach her your song you made so you could remember your advanced algorithms.[/QUOTE] This.
Put her in your inventory, steal gordons HEV suit helmet, then hide in the bathroom until the resonance cascade occurs.
You have a penis, use it.
give her that block of expl- i mean... that "teddy bear" you meant to give to your old boss.
Rape Baby Alyx
Whispers into her ear to tell her father to "prepare for unforeseen consequences".
[QUOTE=Frostbite;15763160]Put the baby in the dishwasher.[/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=Skogslarve;15786873]Rape Baby Alyx[/QUOTE] No, THIS
[QUOTE=EdBiew;15797254]No, THIS[/QUOTE] You silly billy, that would be CP :rolleye:
You have AIDS. Rape Baby Alyx! ಠ_ಠ
[QUOTE=Fang30;15763002] [i]What do you want to do to Baby Alyx?[/i][/QUOTE] That sounds so terribly wrong.
You are HUNGRY. EAT Baby Alyx!!!
[quote=t-man;15797960]you are hungry. Eat baby alyx!!![/quote] this
Try to steal an HEV Suit, wreck it in the process, then get the other one on the right way.
Draw something silly on her face, then continue.
[QUOTE=steekdan;15797390]You silly billy, that would be CP :rolleye:[/QUOTE] no it would be lolicon :rolleye:
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/e63sx3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/x6bedh.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/fk66j5.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/27xmp6s.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/15ee9a8.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/23r5sfa.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;15817770]*hilarious comic*[/quote] Welp, that wraps it up. no but seriously, I'll update later today.
Oh god rusty xd
That Vortigant has an arm for a penis.
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