Go to new lands. Fuck girl. Ditch followers. Get fucked over. Do new quest.
Go south, slowly but surely getting to the place marked "NEVER AGAIN."
Journey to the southern peninsula to gather some hovel-dwelling peasants so you can carve out a new kingdom.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;27042622]Go to [B]Golek Mountains[/B][/QUOTE]
Take [b]SEMI-ATTRACTIVE WENCH[/b] in to [b]GOLEK MOUNTAINS[/b] in hopes of [b]SELLING HER FOR LOOT[/b]
[b]You[/b] and [b]Your Party[/b] [b]Fast Travel[/b] to [b]Golek Mountains[/b]
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[b]Nothing of Interest[/b] is currently occuring.
[b]SELL[/b] thine unholy [b]WENCH[/b] for [b]EXTREME ROCK[/b]
Kick someone
[QUOTE=Metal Chao;27060012]Kick someone[/QUOTE]
i am agreeing with this statement by quoting it instead of simply rating agree due to the fact that I agree with it more than a rating can show
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You [b]Kick[/b] a [b]Golek[/b].
You lose [b]3 Karma[/b].
Golek proceeds to excrete.
See? You're EVIL. Go do some naughty things, and find a skimpier outfit for your female henchwoman.
search the village for loot and plunder.
Go and sell that useless rock you just picked up to someone
You feel guilty, so you go offer to help harvest food with the nice villagers across the river. But first you must cross the river.
Enslave the Golek people
Inspect thine [b]Inventory[/b]
Give the girl to the Golek as an apology.
Hug it, to regain at least one of those precious Karma points.
degrade these beasts in some way, make them pile up like the americans did with those iraqi prisoners. Force feed them pork.
Slaughter everyone in the village, and defile their civilization.
*Evil Grin*
Reason if anyone asks: Some Wizzard told you they're a secret organization of globlablobs bent on destroying the world
Poop In the Near BY bucket
Give the people...
...a boot to the head!
Convert the Golek people to communism.
Healing punch a golek and regain that Karma!
Pull your [b]pants[/b] down for no apperent reason and scream.
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You [b]Kick[/b] a [b]Golek[/b].
You lose [b]3 Karma[/b].[/QUOTE]
Buy some pants
Man I wish I thought of a medieval adventure thread first.
Go read the [b]direction signs[/b] over by those mountains
Slaughter the first-born
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