You have obtained the King Gem! [Interactive] - General

Your art style reminds me very much of Drew the Lich and Knight Quest from /tg/. Please carry on good sir! Oh, and ride one of those guys down the mountain into the nearest lake. Bonus points if it skips across the water like a stone and you stay on whole time.

Did the OP forget about this thread? It has some great potential.

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/s3bRTN.png[/img] [b]Goleks[/b] aren't really known for their [b]Eligibility[/b].

Take a glove off and stretch it over your head

Aw yeah! Let's go to Palace.

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/qJibPI.png[/img] MAN, that was a [b]Radical Party[/b].

Fast Travel to the first dungeon, and punt some low-level [b]Adorable Mascots[/b].

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28695777]Fast Travel to the first dungeon, and punt some low-level [b]Adorable Mascots[/b].[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/zbktWB.gif[/img] You are now in [b]Lovely Valley[/b]!

how lovely

Eviscerate everything. [i]EVERYTHING.[/i]

Yay! He started it up again! Discover fate of small, plump, pink creature.

Dance like MJ.

> Look around and see if there is anyone who you could talk to. If they look safe, approach and enquire. If not, charge up your lazors.

>Equip your MANLY FEATHER DUSTER and dust only yourself and your lady friend clean, leave your other friends in the dirt.

cram a lowly monster down your pants

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/9HhOgV.png[/img] You find [b]3 Gold[/b]!

poop in your pants, dont clean it up

Find some more [b]Adorable Mascot[/b]s, and hold a competition with your party as to who can punt them the farthest. Winner gets a night with you and the King Gem.

Equip Mangled Body As Hat

[QUOTE=Shadoxa;28783504]Equip Mangled Body As Hat[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shadoxa;28783504]Equip Mangled Body As Hat[/QUOTE] how about a hat/mask thatd scare the shit out of anybody youd come across

Go slay the ruler of [B]Lovely Valley[/B] as he/she obviously doesn't know how to decorate [B]Dungeons[/B]. I see absolutely no [B]Huge pits[/B] or [B]Lava creeks[/B]!

[QUOTE=Denmen707;28873634]Go slay the ruler of [B]Lovely Valley[/B] as he/she obviously doesn't know how to decorate [B]Dungeons[/B]. I see absolutely no [B]Huge pits[/B] or [B]Lava creeks[/B]![/QUOTE] after killing him, enslave his civilisation and go for dominion of the kingdom, using the adorable mascots for almost every need, and equipt mangled body as a hat and scream" i am the slayer all things cute!", then fuck your lady friend

You [b]Equip[/b] the [b]Mangled Corpse[/b]. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/s8lGNq.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/TbOP0y.png[/img] You lose [b]5 Morale[/b]!

get drunk hit on co-worker

Ponder over the fact that the wizard dude reminds you of another wizard dude from a certain fantasy