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Ok guys you found me out. Anyway, let's get back on the topic of guns. How reliable is the C96?

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19022760]Ok guys you found me out. Anyway, let's get back on the topic of guns. How reliable is the C96?[/QUOTE] Cowboys use it, must be good. [img]http://www.justpistols.co.uk/c96_kidd.jpg[/img] Not quite the golden gun though.

[QUOTE=Loen;19011516]The M15 is a Squad-automatic-weapon variant of the M14 <- Fact. Hopefully this thread won't be reduced to COD4 kiddies babbling on, insisting the DEAGLE brand DEAGLE is "teh ultimate pwn cannon" or that the AK never jams.[/QUOTE] Fact = False. M15 is Armalites name for the M16. The M14A1 is the squad auto version. I know this, because I've been fapping to the M14 for years now. [editline]06:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=zombiefreak;19022760]Ok guys you found me out. Anyway, let's get back on the topic of guns. How reliable is the C96?[/QUOTE] From what I've heard, they're alright. As long as you keep 'em cleaned and oiled, they should function well. I've never fired one, though, and I doubt many people on here have, so you're gonna have to look on a forum for that.

[QUOTE=Archy;19021821]I find it really unlikely that anyone in Facepunch's population (read: dorks/preteens) has even seen, let alone fired a gun before. incoming claims of superiority[/QUOTE] K [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/25sx8ih.jpg[/img][IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/sq5hm1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2lwvomq.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/14uxkih.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/dm4mjc.jpg[/IMG] Happy yet? ... No? [media]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9826/allgunsdrmortician.jpg[/media] [media]http://i49.tinypic.com/v6ne34.jpg[/media] Not all of us are pre-teens/teens.

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i have a personal experience with guns... i shot a squirrel once... but i can't get into that for im typing from a hospital bed... NO LIE! last week ,hlxiis i was ;k/ldgjtn,dfh,jkdsfiogsjio shooting in the woods with my good old buddy, Jim. he's black so i call him Jim the N-----r and sometimes he gets mad but other times he finds it funny and slaps me on the back. well, one of thyose times he slapped me on the back whjen i was above a cliff... he didnt know i was leaning forward to see what was at the bottom it weas about 10 feet... well when Jim the n-----r slapped me i fell and started shooting my pistol at the ground and that point my equilibrium at an imbalance and i broke my shoulder on the ground and jim well he didnt know how to read (that old stereotype that southerners cant read is still mostly true) jim is 10 so he doesnt understand how much power it takes to put into a slap, so im lying there screaming unload my safety government approved pistol on the ground while holding in the tears and i tells jim to call the police or something. he runs around knocking on doors for about ten minutes... i swear to you all NO LIE.. NO LIE! i had to shoot at a small animal that was running at me... i shot at its feet and it ran off, but boy it was pretty big like a small dog, but when you're lying down everything is big so its scary... anyways Jim found someone to help and bout 30 mins later im in the hospital bed scared in such a small space and jim i see that n-----r waving through the window! man, maybe it was just the time and place, but i thought of that as awful rude. anyways now im in a hospital bed and watching some history channel about firearms when i came across this thread. thanks for the topic, a good show indeed. i use the n word in a good old nickname sense dont be so racist. wepon, out.

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19022760]Ok guys you found me out. Anyway, let's get back on the topic of guns. How reliable is the C96?[/QUOTE] Never fired mine, but they're very reliable, since most of them still work 100 years later.

[QUOTE=Archy;19021946]You get the idea: I think all these claims of owning a firearm coming from Facepunch users are all just bullshit.[/QUOTE] :downs:

But it's still a 100 year old gun, wouldn't bet my life on it.

[QUOTE=Thomas849;19024132]Fact = False. M15 is Armalites name for the M16. The M14A1 is the squad auto version. I know this, because I've been fapping to the M14 for years now. [/QUOTE] Incorrect. AR-15 is Armalite's designation for the M16. [editline]06:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=evilking1;19028855]But it's still a 100 year old gun, wouldn't bet my life on it.[/QUOTE] :downs: It's no less effective at killing people than a pistol made 50 years ago, 5 years ago, or just started production.

[QUOTE=Archy;19021821]I find it really unlikely that anyone in Facepunch's population (read: dorks/preteens) has even seen, let alone fired a gun before. incoming claims of superiority[/QUOTE] This is as retarded as the commonly held notion that just because everyone on FP plays video games, that we all must be socially inept and virgins. Newsflash: We no longer live in an age where a large body of people can be easily defined as one thing.

[QUOTE=Loen;19030592]Incorrect. AR-15 is Armalite's designation for the M16. [/QUOTE] Then how do you explain [url=http://www.armalite.com/Categories.aspx?Category=8e8e5de6-5022-483e-812b-822e58014822]this[/url]

[QUOTE=Loen;19030592] :downs: It's no less effective at killing people than a pistol made 50 years ago, 5 years ago, or just started production.[/QUOTE] Yeah just like your granny was good looking 100 years ago. I mean that the springs and shit might not be in as good shape as they were 100 years ago. [editline]01:32PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Howe;19022460] One shot, one kill.[/QUOTE] One miss, one death.

[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;19030714]Then how do you explain [url=http://www.armalite.com/Categories.aspx?Category=8e8e5de6-5022-483e-812b-822e58014822]this[/url][/QUOTE] That's Armalite, in the US military M15 is the designation for a SAW variant of the M14. The AR-15 is the predecessor to the original M16, which led to the M16A1, A2, A3, and A4. Along with the M4 and M4A1. Another good example of military designations is the M249, M240, and M9. The predecessors are the FN Minimi, FN MAG, and Beretta M92FS respectively. [QUOTE=evilking1;19031112]Yeah just like your granny was good looking 100 years ago. I mean that the springs and shit might not be in as good shape as they were 100 years ago.[/QUOTE] Age doesn't mean shit when it comes to firearms. As so long it's kept under even normal maintenance and has worn out parts repaired or replaced, it's nearly as good as the day it left the factory.

[QUOTE=Loen;19031672] Age doesn't mean shit when it comes to firearms. As so long it's kept under even normal maintenance and has worn out parts repaired or replaced, it's nearly as good as the day it left the factory.[/QUOTE] Lol. If it's had parts replaced or repaired, it's no longer the same as when it left the factory. Which makes the point moot.

[QUOTE=professional;19030684]This is as retarded as the commonly held notion that just because everyone on FP plays video games, that we all must be socially inept and virgins. Newsflash: We no longer live in an age where a large body of people can be easily defined as one thing.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't judge someone negatively for playing games, but I would if they stayed on Facepunch for more than a week.

[QUOTE=professional;19032389]Lol. If it's had parts replaced or repaired, it's no longer the same as when it left the factory. Which makes the point moot.[/QUOTE] Which is why I said it's nearly as good as when it left the factory, not the same.

[QUOTE=professional;19032389]Lol. If it's had parts replaced or repaired, it's no longer the same as when it left the factory. Which makes the point moot.[/QUOTE] Moot point for being 100 years old. But I wouldn't say it's worse than when it was new.

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19006167]Here's a great site for gun porn everyone! [img]http://www.krieghoff.com/images/stories/competition_shotguns/guns_of_the_year/2009/goy09_05_big.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.krieghoff.com/[/url][/QUOTE] If I heard right, these guns are $10,000 and up.

[QUOTE=DrMortician;19033048]Moot point for being 100 years old. But I wouldn't say it's worse than when it was new.[/QUOTE] Neither would I, I'm just saying. You can't say "age doesn't do shit to firearms" when you're replacing the old parts with newer parts lol.

[QUOTE=zerglingv2;19033662]If I heard right, these guns are $10,000 and up.[/QUOTE] Yup, they have a luger production up for 16k USD :downs: Also, could an admin rename the thread "Guide to Firearms"?

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;19036237] Also, could an admin rename the thread "Guide to Firearms"?[/QUOTE] I'd like "Firearmz diskusion!111 Omg DEAGLEE!1111"

[QUOTE=DrMortician;19033048]Moot point for being 100 years old. But I wouldn't say it's worse than when it was new.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=professional;19033723]Neither would I, I'm just saying. You can't say "age doesn't do shit to firearms" when you're replacing the old parts with newer parts lol.[/QUOTE] ..... [QUOTE=Loen;19033032]Which is why I said it's nearly as good as when it left the factory, not the same.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loen;19036554].....[/QUOTE] So 100 year old gun where you swap the broken parts out, works somewhere along the lines the gun originally did? Oh ok.

[QUOTE=Archy;19021821]I find it really unlikely that anyone in Facepunch's population (read: dorks/preteens) has even seen, let alone fired a gun before. incoming claims of superiority[/QUOTE] You're the most ironic and misinformed ass of a boy I have ever seen post. I realize I've said that about a couple of people here, but I regret some of those. So do you own a firearm? Have you fired one? You're acting like you own every gun in the world and can prove that no one else can ever fire any guns. And you're calling the group of people [i]you're[/i] a part of dorks and preteens?

[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;19036793]You're the most ironic and misinformed ass of a boy I have ever seen post. I realize I've said that about a couple of people here, but I regret some of those. So do you own a firearm? Have you fired one? You're acting like you own every gun in the world and can prove that no one else can ever fire any guns. And you're calling the group of people [i]you're[/i] a part of dorks and preteens?[/QUOTE] He probably just lives in the United Kingdom of banned guns.

[img]http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/uzi.jpg[/img] This is Mr. uzi commonly used by gangt0rz in california to do drive baiz n kill the cryps and to get your props in da hood, nigga. :c00l:

[QUOTE=evilking1;19036618]So 100 year old gun where you swap the broken parts out, works somewhere along the lines the gun originally did? Oh ok.[/QUOTE] Not exactly what I meant. The parts will for the most part be intact unless the weapon had tens of thousands of rounds put through it. Over time they degrade which can be slowed drastically by maintenance or preservation (which the soviets liked to do by dunking their weapons in cosmoline, packaging them and storing them in depots.) or through parts replacement (which really isn't necessary in most cases, guns do kinda last really long) [QUOTE=evilweazel;19037459][img]http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/uzi.jpg[/img] This is Mr. uzi commonly used by gangt0rz in california to do drive baiz n kill the cryps and to get your props in da hood, nigga. :c00l:[/QUOTE] Correction: [img]http://parrotheadjeff.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/C9_hi-450x424.jpg[/img] Your average welfare king can't afford an Uzi.

[QUOTE=Archy;19021821]I find it really unlikely that anyone in Facepunch's population (read: dorks/preteens) has even seen, let alone fired a gun before. incoming claims of superiority[/QUOTE] You are the most ignorant person i have ever seen.

[QUOTE=Loen;19037928]Correction: [Piss poor handgun] Your average welfare king can't afford an Uzi.[/QUOTE] This is why gangs sell drugs and do home invasions.