Meaning of Life: Devil's Advocate - General

There is none. The only reason you're here, is because the ones that came before you were the most effective at carrying DNA. We're just slaves to DNA. :smith:

I already own a top hat and cane and therefore my life has already achieved the apex of all human achievement.

[QUOTE=Motherfucker;28947219]I already own a top hat and cane and therefore my life has already achieved the apex of all human achievement.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cookingforbrevitt.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/12/mustache_champion_2.jpg[/img] Do you have one of these yet though?

[QUOTE=torero;28947194]There is none. The only reason you're here, is because the ones that came before you were the most effective at carrying DNA. We're just slaves to DNA. :smith:[/QUOTE] Then destroy your DNA

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28934892]Being realistic and asserting that life has no purpose does not mean he just lies around all day contemplating how worthless everything is[/QUOTE] Oh, that was not necessarily aimed towards him, I was merely generalizing. The point being; if one has a negative outlook, it tends to have a knock on effect in other aspects of life. Whether consciously or subsonsciously. Altruism, whilst may seem naive to some, is influences physical and emotional traits such as body language, behaviour and mood and this in turn rubs off on other people. It's like the saying: Smile and the whole world smiles with you. Weep, and you weep alone.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;28947361]Then destroy your DNA[/QUOTE] But I need it for protein biosynthesis!

I want to be a hero some day.

The meaning of life has always seemed mystical and nonsensical to me because in order to be able to live we have to end some other living being's life. However, no matter how many living beings you killed to be able to eat and survive you are bound to die of age or some disease and there's nothing you can do to escape from that. So our meaning of life isn't to survive forever, that's for sure. At least that's what I thought until I discovered that some type of jellyfish is able to potentially live forever and transform from an adult to a baby without dying when it feels it has received damage or is about to die from starvation as many times as it pleases.. [url]http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html[/url]

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[QUOTE=OnDemand;28953926]The meaning of life has always seemed mystical and nonsensical to me because in order to be able to live we have to end some other living being's life. However, no matter how many living beings you killed to be able to eat and survive you are bound to die of age or some disease and there's nothing you can do to escape from that. [B]After this, you are born again as some sort of living being and the process repeats itself, it's like some sort of cruel game where everyone ends up killed and often suffers pain in the process.[/B] So our meaning of life isn't to survive forever, that's for sure. At least that's what I thought until I discovered that some type of jellyfish is able to potentially live forever and transform from an adult to a baby without dying when it feels it has received damage or is about to die from starvation as many times as it pleases.. [url]http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html[/url][/QUOTE] Citation please.

[QUOTE=Kontradaz;28954330]Citation please.[/QUOTE] I edited that post several times because I initially wanted to create some sort of link between the immortal jellyfish way of transforming itself into a baby jellyfish without losing all of its body like we do when we die. But unlike jellyfishes, when we die we don't know if we are born again or not or if we are born into the same type of living being. So yes, that line is completely subjective and have deleted it to keep it more objective which isn't what I wanted to do initially but it's what I ended up wanting to post.

Fuck Bitches Get Money. But really, I like to make people happy and give them good advice. They in turn may be in a better mood, and do the same to others, ect. IT KEEPS HAPPENING I TOLD YOU ABOUT KINDNESS BRO I TOLD YOU

[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28945829]Were not animals, were humans. When's the last time you seen a gay animal or a homophobic animal. But as a zoological classification, yes humans are animals. Science does not state that humans evolved from monkeys or apes but that humans, monkeys and apes evolved from the same ancestor.[/QUOTE] But Ricky Gervais said that animals are gay.

[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28945829]Were not animals, were humans. When's the last time you seen a gay animal or[/QUOTE]There are homosexual animals. [QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28945829] a homophobic animal. [/QUOTE] I wouldn't say that homophobia is something to be proud of or a characteristic of being advanced species. [QUOTE=ZeroMinus;28945829]But as a zoological classification, yes humans are animals. Science does not state that humans evolved from monkeys or apes but that humans, monkeys and apes evolved from the same ancestor.[/QUOTE]And the common ancestor wasn't an animal? What the fuck was it then a banana? And we did evolve from great apes.