[QUOTE=smurfy;20141032]WTF is with all these "crazy but not particularly funny story is made funny by crude MS Paint pic, then people do the story from other POVs" threads?[/QUOTE]
Your just jealous cause you didnt think of one first.
Take it to the vets.
rip it's huge dick off next time that motherfucka comes for luvin
You should consider yourself lucky that someone/something actually wants to have sex with you. Everybody is not that lucky. :(
[QUOTE=mikhga;20144672]You should consider yourself lucky that someone/something actually wants to have sex with you. Everybody is not that lucky. :([/QUOTE]
Well, aren't we sad and desperate?
The two cats in my house won't try to hump me if I leave the bedroom door open. They're more in the 'I'm gonna see what I can climb before I knock the whole fucking bookcase over' mood.
I really hate the one cat. He somehow knocked over my file cabinet one day and he'll try to eat up all my houseplants if given the chance.
Pretend to be asleep then after a minute jump up while screaming. Should scare it so bad it will never do it again
[QUOTE=mikhga;20144672]You should consider yourself lucky that someone/something actually wants to have sex with you. Everybody is not that lucky. :([/QUOTE]By "not everybody," I'd assume you mean yourself.
maybe you should get your kitty "accidentally" run over by your mothers Suburban...
:Smug:
[QUOTE=VirescentCarp;20146433]maybe you should get your kitty "accidentally" run over by your mothers Suburban...
:Smug:[/QUOTE]
But the cat means no harm! He's just sexually frustrated because he's been castrated!
[QUOTE=VirescentCarp;20146433]maybe you should get your kitty "accidentally" run over by your mothers Suburban...
:Smug:[/QUOTE]
You're talking about killing a cat for being horny. Would you like someone to kill YOU every time you beat off?
I say you have sex with it. These are obvious attempts to get intimate with you.
Is it OK if I join in
Cum in dat puss
Buy an anti-rape blanket
Give it to an asian restaurant
[QUOTE=Tha Baroni;20147993]Give it to an asian restaurant[/QUOTE]
Chinese to be exact.
[QUOTE=the_shiggernaut;20148029]Chinese to be exact.[/QUOTE]
Exactly
Just keep the car out of your room, or buy another cat so he will hump the other cat instead of you.
You know you like it broski.
Oi, Look at your cat in the eyes and Blink Slowly. It means you don't like what its doing to you. Make sure you do this while hes getting his hump on.
[QUOTE=thedekoykid;20148643]Oi, Look at your cat in the eyes and Blink Slowly. It means you don't like what its doing to you. Make sure you do this while hes getting his hump on.[/QUOTE]
I am getting teh hump on with your momma.
Shoot it. It's gonna make something horrible.(or get a cat replacement for you)
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Peaness;20136513]Lock your bedroom door?[/QUOTE]
Just submit to him. You're his bitch now.
"lay back and think of england"?
Cum in that pussy.
Do it faggot.
[QUOTE=z0rz;20139825]Doesn't work on my cat, it seems to turn him on when I smack him, because then he just attempts to hump me faster than before.[/QUOTE]
I don't think that really is a cat.
lol i had a ex whos dog was a miniature yorkshire terrier, i was sitting on the floor leaning back using my arms to keep myself up when the dog started humping my arm so i lifted my arm up to get her off but she was still attached and still humping the fuck out of my arm in midair!
Guys look at the views for this thread
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