[QUOTE=Silly Sil;20141427]It's going higher right? One day he'll rape your face. You don't have much time.[/QUOTE]
Quoted for the laugh it gave me.
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In response to the smacking.
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4chan sucks
no
Oh God, I haven't laughed this hard at a thread all year.
Talk to him about safety
[QUOTE=Karbine;20154318]4chan sucks
no[/QUOTE]
Except for the fact that that is from a manga and not 4chan.
[QUOTE=Klownox;20157074]Except for the fact that that is from a manga and not 4chan.[/QUOTE]
It's been used too many times though!
But I agree, this time, it's used in the right situation.
Buy him a girl cat :3
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Rate me dumb.
Just nudge your leg every time he tries it or flick him or something.
[QUOTE=Comtochus;20141651]Your cat is trying to make you his bitch.
I'm being serious here, it's natural for any male animal to exert dominance over not just territory and mates but as well as over other animals. In your case, you are no exception to your cat's message of "I rape you so I own you."
So watch out, he might be aiming for your mouth as a final blow![/QUOTE]
Indeed, He's trying to dominate you!
You gotta show that you are the Alpha Male in the house!
Like I do with my cat, NEVER Let him sleep over your head... Encourages him to be even more dominant >:U
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[quote=wyrmdraken;20153998]quoted for the laugh it gave me.
[editline]11:20am[/editline]
in response to the smacking.
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what.
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[QUOTE=Apple Piepod;20147363]Buy an anti-rape blanket[/QUOTE]
RapeX Should do the work in your ass...
Can I call troll?
A good example of a typical Facepunch thread.
Apply some cat nip all over your dick. That should stop him from humping you.
[QUOTE=KestasLT;20136553]I didn't know cat's had dicks that were outward
i always thought they were inward.[/QUOTE]
They are, But when they come out.. :ohdear:
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Sir you have realy tiny penis.
Get a shark :coolfish:
:awesome::coolfish:
It's time to get a dog.
Must be one of em' new furries in the fandom. Crazy midget bastards they are.
Ok I'm done with puns for the day :P
Anywho... Just keep some catnip near your bed ,and whenever your cat tries to hump you throw the cat nip ,and drowned that fucker in LSD illsunations for an hour.
Eat him.
Fuck the cat and I guarantee it won't bother you again. Option 2, throw it at the wall.
Jumping on the bandwagon of bad MS paint drawings I see.
paint wall with cat idea is win
[QUOTE=jewdozer;20434250]Fuck the cat and I guarantee it won't bother you again[/QUOTE]
Sort of fitting avatar
yeah maybe MG needs a pet cat...
[QUOTE=Jallen;20136534]Spray it[/QUOTE]
fix'd.
1.Spray it with some water at punch it in the nose everytime it does that.
2. :chef:
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