[QUOTE=stupidass;30888359]Roman candles only hurt if you look straight up and fire one, the fire shit gets into your eyes and stings a bit, thats all really. I shot myself in the hand point blank with one and it only gave me a very minor burn for a couple of hours to a day. They are pretty much meant to be fired while being held, and a roman candle isn't going to burn shit down..
I fire bottle rockets with my hands too, and several times rockets as well--Now that shit is fun. One time I lit a mortar and threw it, didn't go so well because it exploded about seven feet from me and scared me shittless, it was only like a 4 inch one though.[/QUOTE]
Good god, did you happen to drink coolant as a kid because it tasted sweet? You are just a walking Darwin-award just waiting to happen
Okay.
I seriously did not know that you [i]weren't[/i] supposed to hold roman candles.
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Your neighbor sounds like an awesome guy.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30884748]You're lucky you even have fireworks, they're banned in my county thanks to this shitty drought.[/QUOTE]
Do you have any indian reservations in your state? We live about 2 hours from one, with a fireworks shop that's open all year round.
I guess you can say he candle-n't hold it right, hurrhurrhurr.
What idiots HOLD fireworks when they are fired?
I thought people learned not to build their houses out of wood from Minecraft.
Should have thrown it back.
burn his house down, just the patio, then the front porch. Then his car. Then whatever else you want.
Wow...hahaha stupid kids
Banned for image macro.
some dude started shooting roman candles at me and my friend when we were walking through the park, we ran like hell and as we were running the shots were passing us by inches, shit was scary
[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;30884680] when he decided to light the roman candle WHILE HOLDING IT. [/QUOTE]
Whats wrong with holding a roman candle? People do it all the time.
As long as your not retarded enough to have you hand or finger right next to the fuse like your smart neighbor.
[editline]4th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=slippp22;30904392]some dude started shooting roman candles at me and my friend when we were walking through the park, we ran like hell and as we were running the shots were passing us by inches, shit was scary[/QUOTE]
I got hit in the leg with by a roman candle projectile thing... was kinda funny.
[QUOTE=slippp22;30904392]some dude started shooting roman candles at me and my friend when we were walking through the park, we ran like hell and as we were running the shots were passing us by inches, shit was scary[/QUOTE]
Makes me think of this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tKKg0b64ok[/media]
get a grenade that explodes on impact and stuff it in a bag. light the bag on fire and put it on his front porch, he'll step on it and go boom
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30884748]You're lucky you even have fireworks, they're banned in my county thanks to this shitty drought.[/QUOTE]
Rockets are illegal in Minnesota. I mean everyone just drives to Wisconsin and buy an ass crap of them, but still.
[QUOTE=plappy03;30884761]Get some lemons and show him how it's done.[/QUOTE]
That was awesome.
It's too dry here in Texas to light off fireworks without getting a fine...
[QUOTE=GoDLik3;30904918]Whats wrong with holding a roman candle? People do it all the time.
As long as your not retarded enough to have you hand or finger right next to the fuse like your smart neighbor. [/quote]
The fuse hit his hand, and he threw the thing.
[QUOTE=soapyy;30904087]Banned for image macro.[/QUOTE]
It's only bannable you you only post the macro itself. :eng101:
I'm lucky none of my neighbor's fireworks have burned down my house yet. I find it funny cause I live in Arizona where we just had a fucking huge wild fire and yet they still allow fireworks even though it could cause even more fires. Nice job Arizona.
[QUOTE=aurum481;30901268]What idiots HOLD fireworks when they are fired?[/QUOTE]
This post is bad and you should feel bad.
Our neighbors almost burned our trees.
I know how you feel.
[QUOTE=Zoran;30907657]Our neighbors almost burned our trees.
I know how you feel.[/QUOTE]
Oh verdammt, not the nature man, what did the trees ever do to us!?
I don't know.
They were lighting fireworks.
Then I hear it launch.
Then I hear my trees rustling and sizzling.
I live right next to a gas pipeline, if the trees burn, I'm gonna fucking die.
let off an m-80 in his dishwasher like on the simpsons
[QUOTE=deathdealer2009;30902342]Wow...hahaha stupid kids[/QUOTE]
He never specified the age of the neighbour.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;30901449]Should have thrown it back.[/QUOTE]
Ofc I will throw sparks back at them
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