Tired of aliens abducting you?

[DOG-GY]

yes im tired of aliens abducting me

[editline]10th April 2011[/editline]

what do i do

[ShivanCommander]

oh the lulz. I'm sharing this on another site

[CaptainCunt]

snip

[Wheaties]

Okay, so what if you don't have a head to put the hat on, then what?

[B-hazard]

[img_thumb]http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg[/img_thumb]
Hmm.
[quote]
"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.
The Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and [b]my family's[/b] quality of life. Therefore I highly
recommend it."[/quote]

[editline]10th April 2011[/editline]

Oh wow:
[img_thumb]http://www.stopabductions.com/jonlocke.jpg[/img_thumb]
[quote]"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.
My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to [b]save all humanity.[/b]"[/quote]

[Sharzu]

[QUOTE=lapsus_;29089350][img_thumb]http://images.whatport80.com/images/9/9e/HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg[/img_thumb]

Where are the good old times, when a tinfoil hat was enough? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

Fashion man... It's fashion!

[Upgrade123]

They Greys don't bother me, it's the Reptilians that I worry about.

[MrJazzy]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;29084571]Goddamnit you guys.
Im just a simple alien wanting to blow my load.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ALIEN VAGINAS?
HAVE YOU EVER?[/QUOTE]

Nope.

[CitizenPain]

I wouldn't mind making alien contact. Sure, my anus wouldn't be the same, but seriously bro. Aliens and shit.

[Chubbles]

Hey you guys.... you need to know that it's not fully protective

[quote="www.stopabductions.com"]The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only three failures have been reported since 1998. [/quote]

[FreakySoup]

WOW just look at this alien they had on the site it's legit guise!

[img]http://www.stopabductions.com/Captured%20Alien%20on%20table.jpg[/img]

:tinfoil:

[Meloan]

:tinfoil:

[dude2193]

[QUOTE=Meloan;29099069]:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

[ShnitzelKiller]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;29084571]Goddamnit you guys.
Im just a simple alien wanting to blow my load.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ALIEN VAGINAS?
HAVE YOU EVER?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/w0hksp.png[/IMG]

[ElChrisman99]

[QUOTE=FreakySoup;29097380]WOW just look at this alien they had on the site it's legit guise!

[img_thumb]http://www.stopabductions.com/Captured%20Alien%20on%20table.jpg[/img_thumb]

:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

Geeuuhh............ I'm not afraid of any aliens, except for the gray, big headed, big eyed ones... Those are the only 1's that creep me out. The others are fine.

(Inb4 somebody posts a GIANT close up picture of an alien to scare me)

[Slayerdude111]

I thought this was one of Craptasket's threads.

[Visual Prick]

Most of the time these people are crazy anyway.

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=Master117;29080360]Fucking finally. Damn aliens anal probing me all the time.[/QUOTE]
We miss you, take the hat off :((

[Thebumb]

Fuck! How am I going to stick a mechanical probe up your human assholes now that you have a hat on your head?

[Jockedevian]

I get boner when I shit

[Zeos]

I'm seriously concerned for that woman who made movement inside her stop with all that Vitamin C. I wonder which of the vital organs she damaged by being a moron.

Seriously, a Vit C tablet every hour for weeks? That can not be healthy.

[Tovleman]

THERE IS NO MALICIOUS SOFTWARE, SPYWARE, SPAM, VIRUS, OR ANY OTHER DESTRUCTIVE SOFTWARE ON THIS SITE.

/c lol

[Raiskauskone V2]

Is alien abduction and probing classified as kidnap-bondage-anal-rape?
[img]http://archive.no-ip.org/images/co/thumb/0210/31/1289042531126s.jpg[/img]