The Messiahcule: or "How I learned to stop thinking and follow Jesus" - General

"Look! A [i]t [/i]! It's a miracle! God is real, Jesus is our lord and savior, there's a [b]t[/b] in our bodies, praise the lord!" Pssh. Everyone knows that the two true gods are the twin gods That Which Cannot Die and That Which Cannot Be Killed, [i]Turritopsis nutricula[/i] and [i]Milnesium tardigradum[/i].

Fun fact is, extreme christianity hates scientists and smart people, and if they got the chance again would try to shut them all up and keep their sheep ignorant once more - and now they are praising the findings OF SCIENCE as some sort of jesusglue. Stay dumb extremists, stay dumb.

that comedian sucked

lol Craptasket voted himself to be "very religious"

[QUOTE=Dahaka32;30410805]I wish we had that! Or do we have and we don't know how to use the "force" yet? Oh boy i am so confused :sigh:[/QUOTE] Soon...

It doesn't look like a perfect cross. It looks like a cross got hit by the ugly truck and raped by bears. On fire.

[img]http://th215.photobucket.com/albums/cc238/ms_hannah990/th_laminin.png[/img] [i]Drr..drr..drr[/i]

[QUOTE=z0rz;30410723][img]http://th215.photobucket.com/albums/cc238/ms_hannah990/th_laminin.png[/img] Doesn't look like a cross to me :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.queensland.thebannerking.com/images/yellow-blow-up-advertising-man.jpg[/img] ???

To everyone criticizing my poll choices: go cry about it.

Laminine-shaped jewelry [url]http://www.laminincrossjewelry.com/[/url] :v:

[QUOTE=SomTervo;30411683][img]http://www.queensland.thebannerking.com/images/yellow-blow-up-advertising-man.jpg[/img] ???[/QUOTE] I love you. Just saying.

DNA is a double-helix, that makes me a god.

This seems so really freaking stupid.

It doesn't even look like a cross.

I want to believe. No serioisly, i hope there is a god of some sort. Nothing after death, fuck dat shit.

I have faith in myself.

Praise Jesus! Everything hold together in Jesus Christ!

i find it funny how comments are disabled. and it saddens me that there are more likes than dislikes. gotta love christian extremists. wait, sometimes cross shaped holes are autogenerated in minecraft. NOTCH IS GOD. (dont get worked up over it. you would have to be stupid to beleive notch is god)

Water molecules look like a really fat crescent.... ffffff islam is the correct religion! without the sun we'd all die!! ALL HAIL RA!

Advertisement I found on that jewelry website: [IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/crossfag.png[/IMG] :colbert: Basic biology. Come on guys. Are you even trying?

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/3c8a8975bee35b8a005e1424deafdc2a.png[/IMG] So [i]this[/i] is why Facepunch is full of intelligent people.

Looks a little like earthworm jim to me

[QUOTE=Woodcutter11;30414949][IMG]http://gyazo.com/3c8a8975bee35b8a005e1424deafdc2a.png[/IMG] So [i]this[/i] is why Facepunch is full of intelligent people.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean it's full of retarded people? I'm not claiming it's because people are atheists but damn I've seen atheists that piss me off more than any religious moron ever. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] Also I wonder how this thread isn't "I'M ATHEIST AND PROUD OF IT" yet. I mean I don't hear christians usually doing that and why would you be proud of not believing in deities.

There are extremists on both sides which are very bad examples for both parties.

[QUOTE=esalaka;30415307] Also I wonder how this thread isn't "I'M ATHEIST AND PROUD OF IT" yet. I mean I don't hear christians usually doing that and why would you be proud of not believing in deities.[/QUOTE] religious folks say they're christian and proud of it all the time, just check my news feed on facebook

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;30410435]Because it looks like a cross? It also looks like an upside down cross if you turn it the other way around therefore Satan is the one true god. It also looks a bit like an arrow if you turn it another way, therefore direction is the fundamental of all things. Awful argument.[/QUOTE] My good sire, you are ingenious.

i believe in bjork-ism because hey, did jesus release a critically acclaimed and commercially successful album which set a new standard for electronic pop? thought so

[QUOTE=esalaka;30415307]Don't you mean it's full of retarded people? I'm not claiming it's because people are atheists but damn I've seen atheists that piss me off more than any religious moron ever. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] Also I wonder how this thread isn't "I'M ATHEIST AND PROUD OF IT" yet. I mean I don't hear christians usually doing that and why would you be proud of not believing in deities.[/QUOTE] Sir, I'm a born again atheist, we atheists are a proud majestic group... I'd like it if you didn't talk negatively of my people, thank you.

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;30410435]Because it looks like a cross? It also looks like an upside down cross if you turn it the other way around therefore Satan is the one true god. It also looks a bit like an arrow if you turn it another way, therefore direction is the fundamental of all things. Awful argument.[/QUOTE] The upside cross is not the symbol of the Devil. In fact, it all started when a pope was sentenced to be crucified, but did not want to sully Jesus' superiority by dying the same way he did, so he asked to be crucified upside down. :eng101: [editline]12th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30414704]Advertisement I found on that jewelry website: [IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/crossfag.png[/IMG] :colbert: Basic biology. Come on guys. Are you even trying?[/QUOTE] oh lord, DNA cell

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;30414704]Advertisement I found on that jewelry website: [IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/crossfag.png[/IMG] :colbert: Basic biology. Come on guys. Are you even trying?[/QUOTE] [i]Cell?[/i] :eng99: