[QUOTE=Greeman;18982338]doug OWNS my name is in the thread, sweet....[/QUOTE]
hi greeman
hello
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Thread of the year 2009 and beyond.
[QUOTE=Moo;18983855]Doug: Hi moo
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owned
do another one
Can't wait for part 2 of your adventures.
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aaahhh i have to take the biggest dump in the world right now
haha, fucking priceless, bro.
thanks man
part two aint coming tonight but we are doing a small one tonight
trying to get some guys to go to a walmrt
just got a reply
i had been emailing the tedmeister for a bit and when i gave him my number he called, hung up and emailed me this
yeah i am not falling for the bull shit tonite, i caled the number same shit happened the other day at red lobster, dianne
i am gonna die of laughter
mr. angry pants: So what time will you be at wal mart..? 10:34 PM
Me: 11:30 can u make? 10:36 PM
MR ANGRY PANTS IS TEXTING ME LMAO
[QUOTE=phonenumbers;18976406]Aberham I dunno a lot of that sounds like it won't work because I would need to know furry terms for it to be convincing.
Also I updated the OP and rewrote it.
[highlight] ONE OF THE GUYS WHO WAS TEXTING ME BUT WAS TOO BORING FOR US TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH'S GIRLFRIEND JUST CALLED ME AND ASKED ME WHY MY NUMBER WAS IN HER BOYFRIEND'S PHONE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I PLAYED IT OFF LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT ME AND FREESAMPLES ARE GOING TO CALL HER TOMORROW AND LET HER KNOW HER BOYFRIEND WAS TRYING TO CHEAT ON HER. THIS IS THE MORALLY CORRECT THING TO DO HERE RIGHT?[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Obviously you have to do this and get her to sleep with you or your friends
That would be a slam dunk
[QUOTE=Hezzy;19003964]Obviously you have to do this and get her to sleep with you or your friends
That would be a slam dunk[/QUOTE]
Do it, man
You could pull it off
haha n1 doug do it again sometime and incorporate auto-tune if you can
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18946814]Doing something on the spot does not make it flawless.
Doing something flawlessly makes if flawless.[/QUOTE]
You did not post flawlessly.
i will post the shit i did tonight tomorrow im too tired right now
[QUOTE=phonenumbers;19006204]i will post the shit i did tonight tomorrow im too tired right now[/QUOTE]
we need more IRL trolling douge
[highlight]Doug's Wacky Craigslist Adventures season 1 episode 1 chapter 2[/highlight]
Freesamples and I did some more last night, told a bunch of guys them to meet at a Wal-Mart in the condom section. Had some pretty good success this time around even though we didn't invest near as much time or energy into it. We told them all to wear a hat so we could see them, and decided to go to the Wal-Mart and see who came. It was incredible. I thought only 5 or so guys would show up but no we had a good 10-15 prowling the condom section. You would think they would look around at all the other guys hanging out there wearing hats but I guess Craigslist perverts aren't as smart as the average bear.
Images time.
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One guy sent us a picture to try and entice. What the FUCK. We actually saw him hanging around the store but he was fully clothed.
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Pussy Pain couldn't spell for shit but he did want to hurt my pussy. Instead all he got was a long lonely ride home from Wal-Mart.
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This guy is an asshole. When he found it out and I started making fun of him, he tried to get me to go back and we could have a gay encounter. I told him I would go back even though I didn't. It turns out he didn't go back either, he was trying to play us too. This one is a failure because in the end he still thinks hes cool and got us.
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MR. ANGRY PANTS SHOWED UP, ahahaha. He actually came to this Wal-Mart and stood around the condom section for half an hour or more. We walked RIGHT fucking by him, literally within one foot of him. He was a big black bald guy who looked like a fucking psycho murderer, and I wouldn't doubt it if he is.
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This guy was the fat white guy wearing the Georgia hat. See what we did? We tried to get him and Mr. Angry Pants to confront eachother. It was so perfect, but I don't think they did. I think this guy had left before I baited Mr. Angry Pants into his perfect RAGE.
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This is the fat white guy in the Georgia hat, the only person I managed to get a picture of. I thought it would be easy to get a picture but there is no easy way to take a picture with my phone and not look suspicious as fuck, or else I would have taken more.
We saw many other guys there, including a cop walking around near the condoms wearing a baseball cap who left without buying anything, a creepy looking guy who told us before hand he would be there wearing a red skull shirt, and any number of old black men wandering around in ball caps.
I also bought The Hangover on DVD while I was there and I rate it a 9/10 very good comedy!
[b]Edit:[/b]
@Hezzy: We called that girl up to tell her her boyfriend was trying to cheat on her and we were gonna ask her if she wanted to get payback by sucking my dick but it turns out the girl who picked up the phone wasn't even "Alberto's" girlfriend at all. I have no idea who we told the story too but fuck whoever picked that phone up knows all about his Craigslist cheating plan. Whatever.
Do you really have to call everyone a faggot?
Wow what is this 20 questions? fucking faggot.
[QUOTE=phonenumbers;19012624]Wow what is this 20 questions? fucking faggot.[/QUOTE]
nowq now doug play nice
grade a thread would and probably will read again
A+ for part 2
Do some more, they're great
Damn, that was a great fucking read.
Expert Rapper: hybrid theory...
Expert Rapper: i would be honoroed to have a fp super star like you post in my thead *___*
please doug do more
:| remind me to not automatically click the NSFW's
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