My uncle got arrested on Cat Humping and Kid molestation charges - General

[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/4f1e00humpcatting.png[/img] Similar to Bear Blasting. Anyway your uncle is one weird dude, but i can see why he got 100 years, who else kidnaps and ties up children, then makes them hump cats?

Did he HUMP the cats/kids or did he FUCK them?

RIP Funkyhippo Sr., 1973 to 2006

children fucking cats., LOL

When you say 'hump' do you mean dry hump, or was there penetration involved?

Edgar that's a sketchy ass name if i ever heard one

[QUOTE=gameplaya89;15773955][img]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1450/lolpedo1he5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5923/paedocat.jpg[/img] More like

Emm..did you come fishing for pity?

When your uncle goes to jail, nothing of value will be lost.

That's a sad story.

FunkyHippo is OP. Nothing is true.

[QUOTE=Pandamobile;15773755]Wow. I'm not sure what to say here... 100 years seems a little much for raping a cat and kiddy fiddling.[/QUOTE] Both were helpless. Normal people don't like it when you're a dick to helpless creatures.

Win

[QUOTE=Boxbot219;15773777]Humped = putting penis in and going back and forth.[/QUOTE] No I assume dry humping, sex with a cat would be like trying to stick your dick inside the sink tap. I have an uncle who is similar, I use similar loosely as he doesn't hump cats or rape children (as far as I know at least) but he does go for young (18-21ish) Russian girls and keep in mind he must be around 50 now. But he was also great fun when I was younger because he's pretty fun because he's like a big kid, unfortunately he's got cancer now and lives on his own though, and the rest of my family isn't too fond of him.

Your uncle was a furry.

pics or it never happened

Ohhhh you're Mexican, I understand now.

[QUOTE=Callius;15781170]No I assume dry humping, sex with a cat would be like trying to stick your dick inside the sink tap. [/QUOTE] Lots of lube will fix that.

[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;15781384]Lots of lube will fix that.[/QUOTE] Not unless he's smaller than a pubescent boy it won't.

It's a big cat. [editline]07:26AM[/editline] In more ways than one.

[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;15781375]Ohhhh you're Mexican, I understand now.[/QUOTE] A+ post 4 funnies m8 lmao!

Your uncle is so awesome.

Why does your profile say you're from Hallstatt, Austria.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715] One weekend I had stayed over with my grandmother and in the middle of the night I woke up for some reason and I heard a lot of weird movement and breathing, and through the light of the living room window I could see my uncle on the couch moving really fucking weird. So I turned on the kitchen light (The kitchen was literally in the living room) and there [B]I see my uncle laying there on that 1960s couching naked and not even under blankets with my cat Lucy trapped between my uncles legs, and my dumb ass uncle didn't even hear me walk up and turned on light. So my uncle lets go of the cat and jumps UP NAKED as I screamed [/B]then my grandmother had came rushing into the living room and saw my uncle naked. [/QUOTE] Well that can't have done any good to your childhood. Also that story is fucked up, he tied up kids and had them rape cats? And 100 years is way too much, I'd expect 15 (or less) unless he has comitted previous, significant crimes. But it depends on where you live.

Cool story bro.

Humping cats is [b]NASTY[/b]

[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;15781375]Ohhhh you're Mexican, I understand now.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cardboardboxproject.co.uk/images/cardboardbox.jpg[/img] I didn't think the other one is big enough, do you see this one?

[QUOTE=acds;15781692]Well that can't have done any good to your childhood. Also that story is fucked up, he tied up kids and had them rape cats? And 100 years is way too much, I'd expect 15 (or less) unless he has comitted previous, significant crimes. But it depends on where you live.[/QUOTE] I'm almost sure hes charged with kidnapping as well.

Everybody has that bad uncle.

Uncle Bad-touch