My uncle got arrested on Cat Humping and Kid molestation charges - General

Question: what is the point of this story? A moral lesson? Trying to get sympathy? For the laughs?

[QUOTE=Wolf_Marine;15799860]Question: what is the point of this story? A moral lesson? Trying to get sympathy? For the laughs?[/QUOTE] Answer: This is Facepunch, guess.

He seems to have a shit life. Maybe it's because he's the laughing stock of your entire fucking family?

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715]The kids that were being investigated had said that they were forced to hump cats :\[/QUOTE] :q: I'd like to meet this person

[QUOTE=Very Bad Man;15773732]Couldn't help but think of [img_thumb]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/54/Fine_cat.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] PM me the name of that Manga, please. [editline]06:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Talat112;15792087]How do you manage to find a cat attractive?[/QUOTE] One word. [b]FURFAGS[/b]

This Thread. Made My Day. Someone should archive all the funny stories on fp.

Sorry for the bump,Just needed to bring up a funny story.Also You're Uncles fucked up.

One of the few good threads in GD

[img]http://cyn.ical.us/media/blogs/mymedia/prophet_lol_cat.jpg[/img] This image just sprung to mind...

:whoptc:

[QUOTE=Very Bad Man;15773732]Couldn't help but think of [img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/54/Fine_cat.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i would LOVE to know who writes this stuff. and it would be even better to know who BUYS it.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Hump catting.

And he would of gotten away with it too if he wasn't meddling with kids

[QUOTE=Shaunus;15774107]100 years is the perfect sentence, and anybody saying otherwise is stupid. He is obviously mentally unstable and violent and should be kept away from society, so that he can't hurt anybody further. I think the way you worded it didn't quite emphasize the facts well enough; he had sex with animals numerous times and [B]raped[/B] two children, who he also forced to have sex with animals. Think about it from the children's point of view. That's scarring shit. Hope he's raped and rots in jail the sick son of a bitch.[/QUOTE] Don't drop the soap.

I thought my family was fucked up... Well you win sir... You defiantly win. Or... lose.. depending on how you look at the situation...

He gets more pussy than me.

[QUOTE=YumYumUnicorn;15985887]i would LOVE to know who writes this stuff. and it would be even better to know who BUYS it.[/QUOTE] [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/A_cat_is_fine_too[/url] [url]http://rapidshare.com/files/37087497/That_s_why_I_assault_Ren.zip[/url]

I just had a thought of a judge saying "We find you guilty of cat humping". I chuckled.

I once humped my bed, and my creepy grand mother was watching. but cat humping is just wrong.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715] although cats were being humped (Not mine, my cat ran away fortunately) Because that's the closest to pussy your uncle will be getting.

-fucken snip-

[QUOTE=Very Bad Man;15773732]Couldn't help but think of [img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/54/Fine_cat.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Uh..What.The.Fuck.

Sounds kinda cool.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715] The kids that were being investigated had said that they were forced to hump cats[/QUOTE] I stopped there

[img]http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/6/f_mexican1m_90acf3d.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=FunkyHippo;15773715] bisexual, cat humper, and a kid toucher. drunk, kidnapped 2 children and tied them up and humped them. The kids that were being investigated had said that they were forced to hump cats :\ we're Mexican. [/QUOTE] :cawg: Well I hope you never see him again.

That's some fucking weird shit.

ur uncle is fucked up [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shit bump" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

...your idiocy... is beyond belief. I mean.... that was so fuckin obvious, not to mention said numerous times throughout the thread

Yeah, I also have "that" uncle, but I'm certainly glad he ever touched kids or the like. I'm sorry to hear about this situation.