I Burnt My Moustache Off When I Fucked Up A Bonfire--Need Help
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get a mustache wig, chemo patients use them
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23767866]get a mustache wig, chemo patients use them[/QUOTE]
Will probably use Rogaine.
Hey OP, you could try taking the canister out of the ditch; it might help get it out. As for the facial hair, if you want it back, you could try growing it.
Hope I helped.
Rogaine!
Tell the truth and say you accidentally almost burned down their house.
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[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;23769231]Tell the truth and say you accidentally almost burned down their house.[/QUOTE]
no, the fire pit is (estimating this) about 25-40 feet away from the house.
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If you ever did this then i feel sorry for you.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23767695]but they use it every day for their gas trimmer! D:[/QUOTE]
Right here what you need to do: moustache: shave of pubic hair and fabricate one. Neighbours: tell them it was stolen by whatever race they hate. Canister : fabricate a shield out of snake skin and buy a grabby claw from the zoo and approach it riot shield style :D
Simple solution. Buy them a new gas can. Awesome solution. Grow a better mustache and fix the gas can with your [B]damn bear hands[/B] and give it back to them.
Next time some stranger approaches you to burn something, remind them you're a pyro. As for the mustache, it's amazing what shaving cream and a razor can remove.
[QUOTE=mastoner20;23769615]Next time some stranger approaches you to burn something, remind them you're a pyro. As for the mustache, it's amazing what shaving cream and a razor can [B]remove[/B].[/QUOTE]
it's gone. read.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;23769597]Simple solution. Buy them a new gas can. Awesome solution. Grow a better mustache and fix the gas can with your [B]damn bear hands[/B] and give it back to them.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://site.unbeatablesale.com/img036/bear024.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;23769999][IMG]http://site.unbeatablesale.com/img036/bear024.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I can bearly believe you just posted that.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23770012]I can bearly believe you just posted that.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
Shave your pubic hair and glue it to your face.
The OP's trolling.
I'm pretty sure he's the dude on the left, right next to Osbourne there.
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[QUOTE=JolKally;23770473]The OP's trolling.
I'm pretty sure he's the dude on the left, right next to Osbourne there.
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not trolling, dude. and yeah, that's me. Sorry for the high voice, I'm 16 and it hasn't gotten any higher...I swear I have Justin Bieber disorder.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23770502]not trolling, dude. and yeah, that's me. Sorry for the high voice, I'm 16 and it hasn't gotten any higher...I swear I have Justin Bieber disorder.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry then if you are 16 you don't need a moustache.
lol i knew a guy who burned off his hair!
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23770502]not trolling, dude. and yeah, that's me. Sorry for the high voice, I'm 16 and it hasn't gotten any higher...I swear I have Justin Bieber disorder.[/QUOTE]
If you are 16 you probably have a greasy mustache and its good it got burnt off.
[QUOTE=Danyull;23770274]Shave your pubic hair and glue it to your face.[/QUOTE]
Bad idea, he'll end up like Seth Green. [IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbPPtE5kWfGWz8DxPLYP9iwBpe4dhbKZJBHOOrZJEG-4d3cV4&t=1&usg=__-cf33W3prAWE_i2yB3QjpXZtvKo=[/IMG]
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23767695]but they use it every day for their gas trimmer! D:[/QUOTE]
Go out and buy a new canister for them in that case
OP are you from NS
the mustache was like Kip's from "Napoleon Dynamite".
[img]http://www.manwhole.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kip.jpg[/img]
Well then thank god it's gone.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;23769633]it's gone. read.[/QUOTE]
I was more referring to keeping it off, sorry.
[QUOTE=mastoner20;23788505]I was more referring to keeping it off, sorry.[/QUOTE]
oh...
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