Pull down your pants and draw what you see

[nightwing]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21080032]8 new posts since my last visit and only one containing meat. Whats a girl got to do to get a meal round here? I've post my bacon flaps now lets get some serious cock in this thread.

Heils extending to Gregah like my daddy's blood covered erection standing tall after raiding my sister's bedroom.[/QUOTE]

Ill draw my "bits" for real but I won't post it. Ill pm it to you though.

[INv3Rt]

[IMG]http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m178/bloodybird2k6/pantsontheground.png[/IMG]

My underwear was in the way.

[LowlyKommrad]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21080032]8 new posts since my last visit and only one containing meat. Whats a girl got to do to get a meal round here? I've post my bacon flaps now lets get some serious cock in this thread.

[U]Heils extending to Gregah like my daddy's blood covered erection standing tall after raiding my sister's bedroom[/U].[/QUOTE]

:byodood:

[dummy66]

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;21082594]:byodood:[/QUOTE]

Now where's this little 'Agree' button...

[retyuoligkl]

[IMG]http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8914/dicknvag.png[/IMG]
what about now?

[jewdozer]

LOLOOLOLLOLOOLOLOL So fucking funny. Seriously, just got back from a bar and I'm totally wasted. I hope the pleasure that comes from a forced romance caresses your testicles this great day.

[Beartato]

[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Penis1.png[/IMG][/URL]

[editline]01:32AM[/editline]

Fuck I need a tablet.

[retyuoligkl]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21086518]LOLOOLOLLOLOOLOLOL So fucking funny. Seriously, just got back from a bar and I'm totally wasted. I hope the pleasure that comes from a forced romance caresses your testicles this great day.[/QUOTE]

woah what?

[nightwing]

Can I have some extra points?

[img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8903/28637671.png[/img]

[Perfumly]

Jewdozer you are literally the last person on this forum I would have expected to be a girl.

[jewdozer]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;21096559]Jewdozer you are literally the last person on this forum I would have expected to be a girl.[/QUOTE]

I can remember that photo thread you did in the CC, I remember thinking at the time you were quite tasty.

[rampageturke]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21099641]I can remember that photo thread you did in the CC, I remember thinking at the time you were quite tasty.[/QUOTE]

oh my

[Inafinus :3]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;21096559]Jewdozer you are literally the last person on this forum I would have expected to be a girl.[/QUOTE]

But don't you get a B0N3R When you look at the material she produces.

[Red Toaster]

Half the posts in this thread are 'OH EM GEE! A GIRL! A GIRL ON THE [I]INTERNET![/I]'.

[nightwing]

It's not that hard a concept to grasp. jewdozer is a girl, get over it.

[Red Toaster]

I know, I'm saying people are being stupid.

[Mini Reaper]

The worst part is she made a thread of a self portrait not too long ago. Obviously everyone is either new or ignorant

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=nightwing;21103105]It's not that hard a concept to grasp. jewdozer is a girl, get over it.[/QUOTE]

If I had to assume right now I would say you've never looked at her guides.

[editline]09:45PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=jewdozer;21099641]I can remember that photo thread you did in the CC, I remember thinking at the time you were quite tasty.[/QUOTE]

omg a girl thinks im cute on the internet!!! ^_^ ;3 xD!!

[TheIceman]

[IMG]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/yesinfeed.jpg[/IMG]

:smug:

[Inafinus :3]

That is pwnage

[Perfumly]

Why does ur penis go inside ur balls

[Ragamuffin..]

So questioning someones sex is saying: (O EM GEE A GALLL!!!)

Also it's not hard to do a "Self portrait" of somebody else on the internet. I was wrong though, and she is a girl. Stop talking about it?

[jewdozer]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;21106996]So questioning someones sex is saying: (O EM GEE A GALLL!!!)

Also it's not hard to do a "Self portrait" of somebody else on the internet. I was wrong though, and she is a girl. Stop talking about it?[/QUOTE]

Oh here he is back in the thread. Funny how yesterday it seemed like that was all you wanted to talk about now its all 'guys, stfu'.
As a peace offering you should produce a drawing of your willy for me. I think you owe me that. Lets get back on topic.

[Gregah]

Let's see what I can find down if I look down...
[IMG]http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8592/pantsg.png[/IMG]

Just my pants, how boring.
But wait, there's a growing sensation, let's open up and take a look at what treasures there might lie beneath the denim!

[IMG]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2807/pants2q.png[/IMG]
:nyoron: It's kawai hitler! :3

[RedAwsomeness]

lol @ hitler :P

[Xieneus]

Have I ever told you I took a piss in a Tib field. And the shit crystallized my d**k?
No? Have a look. Its like having a 24 hour erection. That grows. But you can piss liquid T to make your own tiberium. Or have sex and kill your partner :P

[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Tiberium.bmp[/IMG][/URL]

[Perfumly]

I would draw my dick if I could draw my dick

[editline]04:56AM[/editline]

It is simply too great of a member to be expressed through MSPaint

[Zambies!]

Oh you.

[DrawToLife]

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com/img/c4c200trolloftheshape.jpg][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/thumbs/th.c4c200trolloftheshape.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
....

[jewdozer]

[QUOTE=Gregah;21107782]epic cock pic[/quote]

NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

This is why I come to paint area on FP. Every so often you find treasure.