• American women love us Canadians.
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[QUOTE=Robman8908;18437126]I find it hard to believe the majority of our women love [U]this[/U] accent... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g[/media][/QUOTE] this offended me
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18436287]Are you sure she wasn't a hooker which your friend paid for as a sort of "gift" to you? [editline]09:23AM[/editline] I've heard this a ton, and I need an answer God Dammit![/QUOTE] Swedish with an american accent just sounds stupid. No one likes that.
My secret is that I be dark-skinned and Middle-eastern by appearance, but I speak in a deep voice and a western accent. The 6'2" and mesomorphic traits help too.
[QUOTE=WhackChack;18437224]Swedish with an american accent just sounds stupid. No one likes that.[/QUOTE] I'm American.
The fact that you would be a foreigner, would make you so irresistable, the accent wouldn't matter in the slightest.
[quote=archangel125;18434030]no, i went to her place for a game of scrabble.[/quote] A game of Scrabble could have emphasized your Canadianness. M ACCENT P L E
How 'bout a dutch accent. [img]http://www.digg.be/images/movie/goldmember.jpg[/img]
[quote=johnnymo1;18437387]a game of scrabble could have emphasized your canadianness. M accent p l e[/quote] m accent puck l e
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18437955]m accent puck l e[/QUOTE] Learn the rules of Scrabble, damn you!
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18433990]New York does not represent America in any way shape or form, no matter what they may tell you.[/QUOTE] But everyone knows America only has 2 cities; New York and Washington DC. At least, they're the only ones the film companies want you to know about.
You used a newfie accent? She just spent the whole time nodding and pretending to understand so she could sleep with you.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18436252]I hear swede girls will go crazy over american accent, is that true? :q:[/QUOTE] It's false, I'm not sure what accent they go crazy about, but american is not one of them.
British accents ftw :smug:
When I was in a pub in the U.K a beautiful women told me she liked my American accent and I was like "Wat"
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18437387]A game of Scrabble could have emphasized your Canadianness. M ACCENT P L E[/QUOTE] Canadians have the advantage in Scrabble because we spell it mehple.
American women love everything but american men. Don't feel too special there.
What is this i'm hearing aboot canadians eh?
I went to a ski-hill in Quebec on Valentine's day (I am Canadian, incase that wasn't obvious) and damn, did I ever pick the perfect day. So before I can even get skis on I hurt my ankle and decide to just chill out. I go get something to eat (aka a fucking ton of bacon smothered in maple syrup... dead serious, not trolling or stereotyping, it's what I had and it was fucking delicious) and then I learn the place has a hottub. So I go sit in there for a little bit. About 20 minutes later, I've got my head off the side just relaxing when a bunch of girls jump in. Now, considering I'm in Quebec and my french is balls, I just ignore it. One of them says "Hey" and another says "bah don't bother, these french guys can't understand any english". These girls are fucking british. Dear god that is a sweet accent. But, I am content to just keep relaxing and let them talk. The same girl who said hey later says "He is kind of cute, even for a frenchman." So I just look at them, they all look at me, and I say "You should know better than to think any frenchman looks good." :smug: They laugh, we keep talking, they tell me I have a cute accent and I just say "Oh, it's all perspective really" etc etc. and after a few minutes she comes beside me. We make out a bit, doesn't get much further than that (didn't have anywhere to go really, shame). Moral of the story: if you want to truly be different, go somewhere different. Also, I can confirm the Quebecois chicks go crazy for dutch guys. Had a few dutch guys stay with us for awhile, the girls fucking loved them. Didn't even really matter what they looked like (but if you look like hairy bear turds you might not have so much luck).
[QUOTE=KestasLT;18436069]When i read this, i stopped beleving No self-respecting girl would ever say that[/QUOTE] Look. People go to bars to find someone to spend the night with. People will use any excuse, any line they can come up with, when they see someone they like. It's called testing the waters. If you're well recieved, engage in the obligatory small talk and you're set. I've used some pretty stupid lines, too. Sometimes they even worked. (Including the "Did it hurt?" line. I know, I know. So sue me.)
Newfie accent turned her on? Hahahah horse fucking shit I use to live in Newfoundland and it would NOT turn her on. Lie harder.
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;18443413]Newfie accent turned her on? Hahahah horse fucking shit I use to live in Newfoundland and it would NOT turn her on. Lie harder.[/QUOTE] I don't get it either. But apparently, she did.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18433990]New York does not represent America in any way shape or form, no matter what they may tell you.[/QUOTE] New York is the Satanic spawn of America. Eh, Kind of kidding.
They think you guys are cute and adorable.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18434029]You should see how far a British accent will get you here.[/QUOTE] And all the guys will beat you into the ground, you brits are terrible fighters.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18433981] I had no idea what a 'Canadian accent' was supposed to sound like, but I had a pretty good guess. So I switched to a Newfie accent, [/QUOTE] Sweet Newfie accent worked. Gonna try it out next time I go to the states. I have a terrible Newfie accent and I live in Newfoundland
People are inclined to enjoy novelty
[QUOTE=KestasLT;18436069]When i read this, i stopped beleving No self-respecting girl would ever say that[/QUOTE] They were in a bar. Alcohol makes people think funny things.
How much did you have to pay her afterwards?
dem canadiams took r wimin
In these times, $50 and a trip to L.A. will get you a decent blowjob.
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