• American women love us Canadians.
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[quote=PvtCupcakes]dem canadiams took r wimin[/quote] [img]http://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/terkerderr.jpg[/img]
So american women are now lesbians?
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18447619]So american women are now lesbians?[/QUOTE] Je suis un homme.
I'm Asian. Nobody likes an Asian guy. :(
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447647]Je suis un homme.[/QUOTE] Pourquoi parlez-vous français? Est-ce nécessaire? But seriously, is the French needed on an English forum?
I speak some French, does that make me attractive?
Non, c'est pas necessaire, mais j'aime s'amuser avec leurs tetes.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447602][img]http://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/terkerderr.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Great. The Mexicans are taking our jobs, and the Canadians are taking our women. What's left to live for?
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18447741]Great. The Mexicans are taking our jobs, and the Canadians are taking our women. What's left to live for?[/QUOTE] Beer and weed?
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447738]Non, c'est pas necessaire, mais j'aime s'amuser avec leurs tetes.[/QUOTE] Je vais arrêter maintenant, vous devriez probablement trop avant qu'un admin se met en colère. It's not gonna mess with their heads because half of them are going to go and use google translate right away. >_< [QUOTE=archangel125;18447756]Beer and weed?[/QUOTE] I'm just fine with not working if I can have beer and/or weed.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18433981]I'd gone stateside to hang with some friends, and we went to this pub one evening. I was in New York. This gorgeous brunette walks up[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQLeeNo6Qw]Did she offer you any coffee?[/url]
[QUOTE=Nodo;18448513][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQLeeNo6Qw]Did she offer you any coffee?[/url][/QUOTE] Har Har. Why do I feel like stabbing that man in the eye everytime I see that video?
[QUOTE=archangel125;18433981]True story. I'd gone stateside to hang with some friends, and we went to this pub one evening. I was in New York. This gorgeous brunette walks up, apparently she's close friends with one of my buds. She eventually turns to me and says; "So, are you really from Canada?" I replied "Yep." "Guys with Canadian accents turn me on sooo much." Subtle as a trainwreck, but meh. She was cute. I had no idea what a 'Canadian accent' was supposed to sound like, but I had a pretty good guess. So I switched to a Newfie accent, started chatting her up, went to her place that night. This wasn't an isolated incident, either. Many American women I've met have told me they find the 'Canadian' accent attractive. That, and I've noticed they seem very fascinated by us. Probably because they really believe the stereotypes that Clover has so kindly cleared up in his thread. Moral of the story: Maybe you Yanks should pretend you're Canadian too.[/QUOTE] Ew, people LIKE newfie accents? They sound like they are all retarded. People from BC however... :smug:
[QUOTE=Nodo;18448513][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZQLeeNo6Qw]Did she offer you any coffee?[/url][/QUOTE] Wow, Canadians are so violent.
Don't feel to special, buddy. Most U.S. women are attracted to foreigners and/or accents, it's like an international fetish. I get women when I even mention I'm a Irish American, a barely even have an accent. Good job though, way to utilize the system.
[quote=daolpu;18434026]if you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an austrialian accent most american women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You canadians got nothing on them. True story.[/quote] fuck. Its so true. Fuck.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447647]Je suis un homme.[/QUOTE] You're not French Canadian. No French Canadian would call themselves 'Canadian.' Similarly, nobody from Edmonton would call Montreal 'Canada'.
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;18434008]Nothing attracts women better than telling them about your twilight memorabilia[/QUOTE] fix'd
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;18449505]Similarly, nobody from Edmonton would call Montreal 'Canada'.[/QUOTE] We wouldn't?
I'll have to disagree with the OP [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPRHXgYVlk[/media]
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447756]Beer and weed?[/QUOTE] FYI: Canada has cheap beer (not necessarily better) A drinking age of 18, and far more liberal laws when it comes to cannabis possession. Medical pot is legal there, and personal cultivation consumption of pot is actually socially acceptable, provided you're not selling huge quantities or operating drug cartels. [editline]02:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Saikotic;18449540]We wouldn't?[/QUOTE] I'm not entirely sure if my suppositions about Quebec's attitude towards Canada are reciprocated, but yeah. I've gotten the feeling from many visits French Canadians are kinda begrudging of the rest of Canada.
Can't beat the Scottish :smug: "ACH NOO LASSIE, WE'RE GONNAE HAVE TAE GO TAE THA BEDROOM, GONNAE DRINK SOME WHISKEY AND EAT SOME HAGGIS FIRST THOUGH"
Canadian chicks dig Australian accents. True on multiple occasions.
I think you're mistaking Canadian for British.
Too bad they're american. :V
I love being black, its like being a wite wimmin magnet
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18434026]If you're a 20-something strapping young man with long blonde hair and an Austrialian accent most American women will in fact instantly rip off their clothes and offer themselves to you. You Canadians got nothing on them. True story.[/QUOTE] I love Australian accents, only heard it once in real life though. [editline]09:10AM[/editline] [QUOTE=furious_d;18450019]I love being black, its like being a wite wimmin magnet[/QUOTE] black people get stopped by police more than other races. good trade off I suppose.
[QUOTE=furious_d;18450019]I love being black, its like being a wite wimmin magnet[/QUOTE] Yeah they always get all the chicks... I'm sure a black british dude in America would cause women to go batshit in a microsecond with their accent...
This thread is like a country war just about to explode. All it would take is one little troll to smash it off the rails.
And, speaking of UK... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYp-QgBGiT0[/media] Oh man that sweeeeeeeeeet accent... *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap* Hugh Grant you're a disgrace to the male genre, how the fuck could you cheat on her!!!!!!
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