• Satanic Fuckin Pizza Hut
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Ask them to cut it into a circle next time. They shit bricks :smug:
[QUOTE=tob;19452710]Someone should get them to cut it into a spiral.[/QUOTE] But he can make his own spirals now!
[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;19452955]In the special request type "rub your weiner all over it"[/QUOTE] If you request your pizza be cut a particular way, that's probably what you're gonna get either way.
Tell them to cut it into the shape of a penis, post results.
Freaking awesome.
OP is a prominent browser of the "Satanists Unite!" subforum...
[QUOTE=BENJA5;19453851]OP is a prominent browser of the "Satanists Unite!" subforum...[/QUOTE] Yes I am. In fact, I've created most of the megathreads in there.
I'm going to try this friday or something.
Quickly, Sams Brumeise Gamgee, throw it into the fires of Mount Doom before you kill us all ! I wonder if they cut it with Charles Mansons old pizza cutter, on a cutting slab once used by Hitler. That thing is pure evil.
[b]Special Directions:[/b] Cut out and arrange into second half of Declaration of Independence.
I need to ask pizza hut to cut my pizza into a hexagram.
As them to cut it into a mobius strip next.
How about a swastika?
As awesome as it is, You should have told them to cut it into a Tri-Force.
Must have been one hell of a pizza.
fucking pizza hut
OOOOAHHH that's brutal.
regie satanas indeed, yum, how was it? Did it taste devilish?
Thread of the month.
[QUOTE=Muscar;19453249]Pizza hut is shit[/QUOTE] It's better than every other chain pizza place and if someone says something dumb like "nu uh it's Papa John's" you punch them in the face.
it's the broodwich's cousin [img]http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/broodwich.jpg[/img]
The amount of awesomeness from this post is blowing my fucking mind. YOU GET THAT?! MY FUCKING MIND! MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN!
Well, it sucks here in sweden.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19453952]Yes I am. In fact, I've created most of the megathreads in there.[/QUOTE] There's a Satanist board here? I knew there used to be, but damned if I can find it again. Har har pun
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;19454605]regie satanas indeed, yum, how was it? Did it taste devilish?[/QUOTE] Yes it did. [QUOTE=Zeke129]There's a Satanist board here? I knew there used to be, but damned if I can find it again. Har har pun[/QUOTE] You can find it by looking at my created threads.
[QUOTE=Javascript;19454694]it's the broodwich's cousin [img]http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/broodwich.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ha. I get it. I feel so special.
By chance, do they have any Jesus pizza?
Get one cut into a swastika.
Quickly finish it before it attracts evil spirits.
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;19454860]Quickly finish it before it attracts evil spirits.[/QUOTE] There's evil spirits already inside it. Eating this pizza will turn you into a devil for an hour. (Right-Click to remove effect).
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