• Satanic Fuckin Pizza Hut
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God-dammit, I don't have a pizza hut around here. MUST ASK FOR PENIS PIZZA. :smug:
[QUOTE=Erthys;19463750]God-dammit, I don't have a pizza hut around here. MUST ASK FOR PENIS PIZZA. :smug:[/QUOTE] Nothing says "I'm internet cool" like eating phallic pizza.
[QUOTE=Enishi;19463812]Nothing says "I'm internet cool" like eating phallic pizza.[/QUOTE] Anything phallic is cool.
I love Pizza hut.
[QUOTE=Kazumi;19452683]That pizza was forged in the bowels of hell itself.[/QUOTE] I thought the Broodwhich was... (ATHF reference)
Oh man I'm hungry.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;19465782]Oh man I'm hungry.[/QUOTE] Same. :saddowns:
Just ordered a pizza. Heres hoping the pizza man doesn't die of cold or some shit.
Post this on a fundie website and get them to attack pizza hut.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;19463108]if you really want it to be a religious symbol, then it looks more like a davids star. AND, a pentagram is not a symbol for satan. it's the symbol of some goddess of love in some anchient religion. [/QUOTE] He overlayed the sigil of baphomet on it, which [i]isn't[/i] a pagan symbol. And it looks nothing like the star of david. You don't know what you're talking about.
[b]Fuckin' Nerdy Pizza[/b] Because some of you fuckers didn't believe me, I went ahead and ordered again today. Got two god damn pizzas this time. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym2uQ5MISSg[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhe6zEIUzc[/media]
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19472890][b]Fuckin' Nerdy Pizza[/b] Because some of you fuckers didn't believe me, I went ahead and ordered again today. Got two god damn pizzas this time. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym2uQ5MISSg[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhe6zEIUzc[/media][/QUOTE] lul thats great.
They succeeded twice. Amazing. However, as soon as they saw your address they probably spat on them.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19472890][b]Fuckin' Nerdy Pizza[/b] Because some of you fuckers didn't believe me, I went ahead and ordered again today. Got two god damn pizzas this time. (videos)[/QUOTE] Amazing. Props to Pizza Hut. Pizza the Hut approves. [img]http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Pizza-the-Hut.jpg[/img]
Funny thing is that my girlfriend just got a job there. [sp]So she can bring me satanic pizza's whenever I want[/sp]
yummmmm
Is that sauce... or blood? I hope it's blood.
ask them to cut it into a mobius strip next time
Order a triforce.
If you asked them to cut it into like 100 equal triangle portions. would they do it?
ah pizza hut is an amazing place they'll really do whatever you'd ask them to except for make a better tasting pizza
[QUOTE=Jakobi;19478159]Order a triforce.[/QUOTE] Obviously didn't fucking watch the videos.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19478200] except for make a better tasting pizza[/QUOTE] That is Domino's :smug:
Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Papa John's are fine if you want fast food pizza. Nothing will ever beat a sit-down pizzeria though.
Oh my god that is brilliant.
What the hell
Very sexy. I bet that thing turns girls on.
I had Pizza Hut for dinner tonight. It was awesome. Their any large, any topping for $10 deal owns. $10.60 and a 5 minute trip to pick it up, hell yeah.
We only have a "Pizza Hut Express" where I live. (Largest size is medium and they don't deliver) :saddowns: [editline]01:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BCell;19463666]To tell you the truth, satan don't need symbols to prove his existence just like god. Wait, I am pretty sure the atheist don't believe in satan.[/QUOTE] LaVeyan Satanism is an atheistic religion that has satan as a sort of metaphor, and it uses this symbol as its logo.
If you eat the pizza backwards you can hear Satan's voice.
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