Also, this story is retarded because drunk people don't care about putting on condoms.
College grad your a fucking pervert who writes about how nice a shirt and pants make her ass look like and how your on the pill right dur hurr.
I would at least ask for a BJ then If I didn't have the condom. I wouldn't be able to get that far and just pack my balls up unsatisfied.
Well written but I'm a loser and don't get girls so I don't need to carry one all the time.
But how do we gonna get kids then?
Should have fingered her at the end :v:
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=porn;28282774]College grad your a fucking pervert who writes about how nice a shirt and pants make her ass look like and how your on the pill right dur hurr.[/QUOTE]
Name fits.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28278556]No, I don't even fap to things or get boners.[/QUOTE]
everyone ever is really jealous of you and your not getting laid!
The ending kinda made me sad. The "look in her eyes"-part. I don't know, it just really got me...
Yea I always carry around a pack of condoms just incase loads of hot sexy women jump on my massive penis.
This happens erryday by the way.
They should just 69.
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I imagined the entire story being at my house. :3:
And while your at it, Anti-Depression pills after she says no.
If Jenna is the kid sister of my former partner, I might just have to rip you a new one.
he didnt ge tto stick it in her butt :(
I'm sure the combine could help with that, you know.. with their suppression field and all.
Tell you what, I will give you a box, you can put all the condoms you want in the box!
But condoms only come in packs of twelve for 13 dollars. That's far beyond the financial reach of most Facepunchers!
What the shit. I buy my condoms in packs of 3-4.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28289255]What the shit. I buy my condoms in packs of 3-4.[/QUOTE]
What's the point in buying them anyway? You're not gonna use them.
Do you know who maverick is? You dumb shit?
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28287152]I imagined the entire story being at my house. :3:[/QUOTE]
I did too! I imagined Jenna and the protagonist grinding and sucking on each other on my futon.
heh, i'm a mitosis kind of guy
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=technologic;28289491]Do you know who maverick is? You dumb shit?[/QUOTE]
some guy that pretends to be a big ladykiller on the internet because he read some confidence book
Well, Fuck. I'll never look at my friend Jenna in the same light again.
[QUOTE=technologic;28289491]Do you know who maverick is? You dumb shit?[/QUOTE]
Some idiot who thinks he knows stuff about girls because he has a sister and has read other forums?
somebody is jelly
Ah see, this situation would never happen to me. It's just like when people ask me "What if it was your kid?" I can't help but laugh and reply "To have a kid, you must first get laid :science:"
Reading this reminded me how much fun it is to go sex my girl up without a condom because she's on the pill.
today my friends and i thought it would be funny to bring condoms to school,2 suspended 3 cleaning duty, so remember kids always carry condoms
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