• ALWAYS carry condoms
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[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28281883]Sperm is only present in pre-cum if you haven't urinated since the last time you ejaculated. Taking a piss before having sex effectively removes all remnants of sperm from pre-cum.[/QUOTE] I find it hard to believe that you are guaranteed to remove all left over sperm cells by merely pissing Wouldn't risk it
[QUOTE=Zeke129;28294185]I find it hard to believe that you are guaranteed to remove all left over sperm cells by merely pissing Wouldn't risk it[/QUOTE] It's a small tube. High pressure - chances of any being left are next to nil. On a side note, a girl's asked me over to hers (when she gets her house). Her family's fucked up so she'll get a whole house to herself I think. Could be interesting.
is this the thread where i post a lot about having sex without condoms
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28290162]somebody is jelly[/QUOTE] somebody is gay. You.
Wait, she's on the pill and using condoms? Do you fucking pull-out with the condom on too, you pussy? christ
[QUOTE=Linkage;28294489]Wait, she's on the pill and using condoms? Do you fucking pull-out with the condom on too, you pussy? christ[/QUOTE] If you did carry one in your wallet and it got all perished, you wouldn't have to worry as much. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=collegegrad;28278334]Maybe we could do this without a condom, just this once. We haven’t always used one before so it can’t be that big of a deal, right? You are on the pill.”[/QUOTE] Hang on. Contradiction much.
But why carry a condom at all if she's on the pill?
[QUOTE=Linkage;28294768]But why carry a condom at all if she's on the pill?[/QUOTE] The scourge of the world STI'S dun dun duunnnnnn
If she's only fucking him then I don't see the problem. unless things aren't going as great as the story says and she's fucking other people. bet it's that fucking Nick bloke.
[QUOTE=Linkage;28294855]If she's only fucking him then I don't see the problem. unless things aren't going as great as the story says and she's fucking other people. bet it's that fucking Nick bloke.[/QUOTE] Or she's been with other guys or even girls before him.
My lady doesn't mind having sex without a condom, only if I don't climax. Still, feels good man.
[QUOTE=skylabz0rz;28281804]Technically, some guys release sperm into the natural lube liquid before you cum... so you can get someone preggers from that.[/QUOTE] I wasn't being serious.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;28278591]You is the first word of pretty much every paragraph :colbert:[/QUOTE] 10'er doesn't get the joke.
I am among those who has condoms on hand at all times My girlfriend says she's on the pill but frankly I don't trust her enough to believe that, what with her being a [i]woman[/i] It'd be different if she were a man
I always have one on me but I haven't used one in a while, been going bearback recently with this girl I've been kinda seeing. Got really scared when she text me few weeks back saying she needs to speak to me!
that story was toooo looooonnnnggg! i cud hav said that in 3 sentences!
[QUOTE=hannikins;28299197]that story was toooo looooonnnnggg! i cud hav said that in 3 sentences![/QUOTE] You go to a party with your hot, big-titted girlfriend Jenna. You decide to fuck like rabbits on Nick's bed. But then you don't. I'm sorry. It's just not as good.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28289255]What the shit. I buy my condoms in packs of 3-4.[/QUOTE] Around here all there is is vending machines selling them individually for 1 euro each, and boxes of 6 at supermarkets for 5 euros
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28278334]Maybe we could do this without a condom, just this once. We haven’t always used one before so it can’t be that big of a deal, right? You are on the pill.” By the look in her eyes, something tells you that she does not want to go through with it.[/QUOTE] Go through with it.
Don't need condoms, won't be getting any at the sausage fest college I go to.
I reproduce using binary fission, so a condom is not required :cool:
I'm also not gonna sit here and make corny "I reproduce blah blah blah blah"
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;28303141]I reproduce using binary fission, so a condom is not required :cool:[/QUOTE] and then you were a virgin for life
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;28303141]I reproduce using binary fission, so a condom is not required :cool:[/QUOTE] Your sister knows binary?
I seriously expected this to turn into a "Make sure you put the fire out" story with them burning to death from the remnants of the bonfire.
Condoms for having sex? Unheard of!
I got a boner.
Condoms dont keep well in wallets
So what? You don't get your rocks off after a romantic evening. Its disappointing but shit happens and you'll have other times to have sex. Just fucking deal with it and control yourself.
Good read, I enjoyed it. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] At first, I thought it was a true story and you were telling it in third person.
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