• ALWAYS carry condoms
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I really liked the story. But I did imagine some pretty weird people there :/
Remember to carry them in your wallet too, because that's the safest place ever! /sarcasm
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;28306634]Remember to carry them in your wallet too, because that's the safest place ever! /sarcasm[/QUOTE] real men carry their condoms on their penis
Never used a condom... is this a good thing?
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;28306710]real men carry their condoms on their penis[/QUOTE] Well, that [B]is[/B] where it's supposed to go.
I make women pregnant by staring at them, I really need sunglasses
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;28278806]Sex. BJs are honestly overrated.[/QUOTE] Way colder than a vagina.
[QUOTE=deathstarboot;28309554]Way colder than a vagina.[/QUOTE] And can cause mouth cancer :eng101:
[QUOTE=Swilly;28309989]And can cause mouth cancer :eng101:[/QUOTE] Can going down on a girl give you mouth cancer?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28278334]You are on the pill.[/QUOTE] Then you DON'T NEED CONDOMS
I skipped the kinky part and went straight to the point. Glad I did.
You wrote the title not thinking of the forever alone posters, right?
[QUOTE=Lazyboy0337;28314089]You wrote the title not thinking of the forever alone posters, right?[/QUOTE] Condoms are great assassination tools, if used correctly.
[QUOTE=deathstarboot;28310162]Can going down on a girl give you mouth cancer?[/QUOTE] I do not know that answer, but I know a girl sucking your stick can give her oral cancer!
always carrying a condom due to the sign "Caution kids ahead"
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;28278370]Yeah, I reproduce by budding.[/QUOTE] ..You're a Wellsian Martian!? SWEET GODS! THE WAR HAS BEGUN! I am immortal thus i do not reproduce [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=deathstarboot;28310162]Can going down on a girl give you mouth cancer?[/QUOTE] No but if she has HPV she can transmit it to you. HPV is a relatively harmless disease and 80% of us get rid of it but the 20% who don't are at risk of anal, oral, and cervical cancers.
I do this like every other day. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] Sims 3 is badass yo
I'll be honest I wrote this story for two reasons; one, I wanted Facepunchers to learn about the one possible chance in the distant future that they will fool a girl into having sex with them, and two, to give people a boner. Hopefully I have succeeded at at least one of these two tasks. :smug: Turns out I can write, and I might keep writing things like this for you guys. Any suggestions of what I could write about next in this fashion of writing?
did she have big boobs?
[QUOTE=Ultralast;28279113]birth control is 99.8% effective if taken correctly and regularly, you don't even really need a rubber, just pull the fuck out[/QUOTE] Grats on the Clamydia dude. [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MaverickIB;28282676]Also, this story is retarded because drunk people don't care about putting on condoms.[/QUOTE] They had 3 beers and got buzzed, then they had a large cocktail of some sort. Buzzed people generally care. And people who has had shit STD's before always do.
OP is future erotic fiction writer
Knowing this was facepunch i expected someone using condoms for something completely different than what they're designed for.
[QUOTE=Snoop;28351083]OP is future erotic fiction writer[/QUOTE] I [b]was[/b] gonna pursue a career in medicine, but that sounds good too.
Condoms aren't all that safe. My friend wore one and he got hit by a bus.
Could of just stuck it in her pee hole
I knew a guy with five cocks once. He said his condom fit like a glove.
I have one in my wallet. Who knows, maybe it's unusable by now... But it brings luck. :v:
So what romance novel did you get this from?
Ending completely ruined my orgasms...
point1) why are porn girls always called jenna point 2) [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuwALT1ubJQ[/url]
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