• ALWAYS carry condoms
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Do I have to carry condoms while browsing Facepunch?
Oh please do write more of this stuff OP !
I carry condoms around with me incase I get raped. I'd rather feel like an idiot going "HALT Mr Rapist but could you atleast use this" than get a nasty STI or pregnant
[QUOTE=iLikeBergerz;28371667]Oh please do write more of this stuff OP ![/QUOTE] Will do. Do you still want erotic stories?
I had a condom with me the other day. Then had sex, without one. Not always useful to carry one.
I have a pack of condoms in my drawer, they're 4 years expired... :c
There's always two in my bag. I'm optimistic I'll ever get to use them before they expire in 2012 though. :(
tape your dick up with a grocery bag [editline]2nd March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=skylabz0rz;28281804]Technically, some guys release sperm into the natural lube liquid before you cum... so you can get someone preggers from that.[/QUOTE] Considering the vagina is not a good place for sperm to be in, it is very unlikely the small amount of sperm in precum would even have a chance of surviving in the acidic walls of the vagina.
[QUOTE=DaMoggen;28278393]You should write a book.[/QUOTE] It looks like he already did.
This looks less like a warning to carry condoms and more like an attempt to impress a publisher that might frequent Facepunch.
Ok, I don't know about any of you, but I don't think I've ever said "I'm really having a great time with you tonight" to anyone more than once. Ever.
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[QUOTE=Jockedevian;28383182][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/hDo3L.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Why does your "text" go from: "Very informative thread" to "Send me money"? Are you implying that I need people to donate to my paypal that they could ask about via PM?
OK so after a few requests I have decided to write a story about a gay man finding out he is gay after being with another man. I'm actually excited to write this.
obvious troll is obvious
I'm not the only one that got a stiffy right?
Condoms deteriorate in your wallet. Keep them in your bag!
My girlfriend is on the pill, fuck yeah!
Holy Crap, I really love your writing style. I wish I could read more.
Yeah it didn't convince me because I never get any and probably never will.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;28279892]When is the average Facepuncher even going to need to use a condom in their life?[/QUOTE] Every time I've actually needed a condom I haven't had one on hand :frown:
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