• John Dies at the End
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[img]http://www.jeff-fischer.net/images/images_lost/s4/locke_coffin.jpg[/img] It's true.
I started to read it, really liked it. I need to finish it.
oh jeez
Wow guys this book is only $180 on Amazon [url]http://www.amazon.com/John-Dies-End-David-Wong/dp/0978970764/permutedpress-20[/url]
I die at the end of my life. I don't see what the big deal is.
[sp]John dies at the end.. [/sp]
[QUOTE=Rockhardred]I heard this book was good. Retarded enough to be good.[/QUOTE] It's really strange, something so retarded and full of cock jokes, it manages to be an excellent read. [sp]I love the name for the other eath, "Shit Narnia"[/sp]
Oh this book is excellent but I didn't finnish it, what happens at the end? [b]Edit:[/b] "John dies at the end" har har, no seriously what happens at the end
[QUOTE=Drasnus][sp]John dies at the end.. [/sp][/QUOTE] No, he doesn't. To all the people who are saying so have never actually read the book before dumbasses
[QUOTE=The Saiko]Oh this book is excellent but I didn't finnish it, what happens at the end? [b]Edit:[/b] "John dies at the end" har har, no seriously what happens at the end[/QUOTE] How far are you? Because shit gets to being really fucking jacked up and strange near the end.
I guess his website's big announcement was that he cut a deal to get his book published. [quote]ANNOUNCEMENT HOLY SHIT Right now, go to your book shelf and get your copy of William Shatner's autobiography. Keep it nearby, you'll need it in a moment. This is an announcement that Worldwide publishing rights to John Dies at the End have been aquired by Thomas Dunne Books an imprint of megapublisher St. Martin's Press. Who is that? Pick up Shatner's book and flip open to the copyright page. I, David Wong, now have the same publisher as William Fucking Shatner. Thomas Dunne publishes over 200 other non-Shatner authors. They were the ones who published Dan Brown's first book. Yes, Dan Brown, the guy who went on to write the fucking Da Vinci Code. Thomas Dunne is a part of St. Martin's Press, which is simply one of the biggest goddamned publishers in the USA. Their parent company is Macmillan, you've seen their building in every movie that takes place in New York. St. Martin's Press/Macmillan cranks out about 700 books a year under their various imprints. Half the books you own are published by them. Go look. We're talking authors like Orson Scott Card... ... Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind, Janet Evanovich... ...Richard North Patterson and Tom Fucking Wolfe. HOLY SHIT. This is the announcement I've been hinting at for several months while we got the details worked out behind the scenes. You have no idea how big of a deal this is, in terms of the book showing up in book stores, and overseas, and everywhere else. This is it. We've done it. You've done it. With your word of mouth and support over the years. So to recap, for those of you just joining us: Years ago, while working in a cubicle at an insurance company, I wrote a story and posted it on the web. Awesome indie horror publisher Permuted Press put it into print, selling copies on Amazon and, after a few months of pretty startling sales based purely on word of mouth and my telemarketing operation in India, we got them on the shelves of Borders book stores. Then Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep director/producer Don Coscarelli came calling, and bought the film rights. Now, I have the same publisher as William Shatner. Holy shit. [/quote] Also, the OP may have been alluding to the apparent site rework that the author also alludes to on said site.
[QUOTE=Adamhully][img]http://www.jeff-fischer.net/images/images_lost/s4/locke_coffin.jpg[/img] It's true.[/QUOTE] Where is there hair behind his bald head? :raise:
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Holy Mother of no automerge Batman!
[QUOTE=Lhowon]I guess his website's big announcement was that he cut a deal to get his book published. Also, the OP may have been alluding to the apparent site rework that the author also alludes to on said site.[/QUOTE] He said that on haloween he was going to change the site. It's not haloween.
cheesemonkey can't quite remember, was some time back when I read it.. But I was at some of the last pages I think
[QUOTE=ChaosPirate]We had a thread on this once before if I remember correctly...[/QUOTE] One was DDTd, the other was a leaked crack lounge thread that was bumped. [QUOTE=Cheesemonkey]been out for 2 years. And I think there was a thread in like '05, I saw it bumped and that's where I found out about it like 6 months ago.[/QUOTE] That's the one.
[QUOTE=The Saiko]cheesemonkey can't quite remember, was some time back when I read it.. But I was at some of the last pages I think[/QUOTE] How much do you know about korrok?
[QUOTE=wind8ws]"John Dies at the End"[/QUOTE] Dude put that in spoiler tags or something.
[QUOTE=yop tide]Dude put that in spoiler tags or something.[/QUOTE] This ceased to be funny around the first reply
I seriously love this book. I cannot wait for the movie.
[QUOTE=Iced]No, he doesn't. To all the people who are saying so have never actually read the book before dumbasses[/QUOTE] It was a... Joke?
John Dies at the End? Burn the rope all over again :v:
Sparknote it!
[Url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=538292&highlight=John+Dies+at+End]But I made a thread already like 5 months ago[/Url]. :crying: I have to read JDATE and the first half of JDATE 2 again. The second half of the sequel should be coming really fucking soon, so I don't know.
[QUOTE=cricket]But does he [b]really[/b]? Or is it actually John's doppelganger, leaving room for a sequel? edit: okay apparently John [b]does not die[/b]. Thank goodness.[/QUOTE] darn, I was really wanting him to...
Aw man, they took it down from the site. And it isn't archived on Way Back Machine. Now I actually have to wait for the new book to come out.
[QUOTE=DrDean][Url=http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=538292&highlight=John+Dies+at+End]But I made a thread already like 5 months ago[/Url]. :crying: [/QUOTE] Which made me start to read it.
[QUOTE=Dark Jirachi]Aw man, they took it down from the site. And it isn't archived on Way Back Machine. Now I actually have to wait for the new book to come out.[/QUOTE] Maybe you can find the book floating around the internet as a [b]torrent[/b] of [b]bit[/b]s.
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