Internet Trolls Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[yuki]

This is beyond hilarious and makes me feel lonely and ashamed.

[willothewisp]

I felt too awkward watching

[BigOwl]

[QUOTE=Nohj;29142287]"I murder women I find on the streets after drugging them and taking them back to my house in the trunk of my car."

for some reason this just doenst work for me. I'm sure confidence isnt the problem.[/QUOTE]

That's an extremely valid example bro.

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

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[Pretty Kewl Guy]

I do this constantly

[Nick Nack]

Dumbest shit I've seen in ages.

[ana-r3x3a]

[QUOTE=Dr. Disciple;29142082][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ3AWKqI&feature=feedu[/media]

Somewhat annoying yet somewhat hilarious to see these incorporated in real life.[/QUOTE]
This is honestly the dumbest shit I've seen yet its still funny.

[Saren]

Should of said tits or gtfo.

[labbet]

Shit man she said 831 for her number....that MY area code! Are these guys santa cruz locals?

[Itachi_Crow]

what enormous toolbags

"ok bye FOREVER ALONE! forever alone!"

[baqua]

Meh, I think their other pick up videos were more entertaining.

[FalcoLombardi]

People who yell memes all day annoy me so much but this is an exception.

[Saren]

Their just words.

[Rolond]

"u jely?"
"what, do you want to get some food or something?"

[markfu]

I liked the Asian pick up line one. Although I probably won't be talking about cocks all the time there's some things that I could use.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCcMpLe3_U&feature=related[/media]
Like what the top comment said. Look at 3:09 then see where her eyes wander at 3:15/3:16

[Soap_N_Go]

I could never do something like that.

[Zyx]

I think this really depends on what the norm for speaking to strangers is in your country.
Some countries it's perfectly normal, whilst others nobody talk to each other in a bus for example.

[Hazardous Melon]

''that, literally looks like and aborted fetus, and i'm not going to eat it''.

[Saren]

[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;29168806]I could never do something like that.[/QUOTE]

Your not a ultimate troll.

[sp]Wait until someone tries to correct my grammer. Stargate universe is cancelled to conclude this spoiler[/sp]

[Beezleboss]

"It's just hanging out, its not like 'Hey, let's go back to my place and fuck in the bathroom!'"