[QUOTE=Zally13;25355585]You bombed a test and got in trouble, because it's YOUR fault. It's not like masturbation caused you to be a twat or do whatever to get in trouble. How the fuck could it?[/QUOTE]
What if he masturbated in during the test?
Indoctrination brings bad luck. :3
But seriously, just no. Masturbation is great, for your health as well.. it relieves stress and relaxes you, it can help you to sleep, and if you do it enough it apparently reduces the risk of some cancers. No offense to anyone else here who's Christian but all that sin stuff is crap. If the clergymen really believed that they wouldn't commit cardinal sins involving little boys.
No but it brings sticky hands.
[QUOTE=K1ngo64;25356805]What if he masturbated in during the test?[/QUOTE]
Hmm, well that [i]could[/i] be a factor.
Do it for god, he likes that.
If it does, I'm screwed.
I guess we know why hes cursed ;D
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If masturbation meant bad luck then why hasn't a truck crashed through my wa-
long answer: yes
I fapped and then i saw this thread, so i guess it does.
Long Answer: No
shut up
No just makes you blind.
It will make you fall
Yes. God will punish you for your sins. You should take this initial unluck as a warning before the fires of hell consume you.
Yes absolutely tomorrow a piano will fall on your head.
Nope, you're just a failure. Sorry.
No, I fapped in the first hour of this year, and its been a really good year for me...
You will have hairy hands.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;25356236]God doesn't exist.[/QUOTE]
That's probably a lie how did our planet or even us were created anyway?
Why would anyone think this?
[QUOTE=Zally13;25356350]It wouldn't be lucky or unlucky. It would be a shit coincidence or maybe he was moaning too loudly.[/QUOTE]
Who the fuck calls themselves a man and moans while fapping?
It makes the keyboard messy, so yeah.
OP should have stutdied for the test instead of fap.
If masturbation was bad luck the human race would already be extinct.
No, you should have studied instead.
[sp]Hell, I am a Christian, and I fap a couple times a day.[/sp]
holy fuck if masturbation brings bad luck then why hasn't a meteor pile drived my house
"Does masturbate brings bad luck to all of us? Or just me?"
If masturbation brings bad luck, I'd be dead already
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;25355581][b]Everyone[/b] fap and if they say they don't they're lying.[/QUOTE]
Fixed
[QUOTE=Maximo13;25360019]Who the fuck calls themselves a man and moans while fapping?[/QUOTE]
you're right who derives sexual pleasure from masturbation and moans as a result
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