[QUOTE=Doriol;25364628]you're right who derives sexual pleasure from masturbation and moans as a result[/QUOTE]
Moaning is for women. Real men HOWL.
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooo hooo hooooo!
See?
[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;25356545]Yes, masturbating is so complex it actually bends the physics of the known universe by modifying mathematical probability to be against you[/QUOTE]
for me it either does that or the reverse.if I said something will happen it does happen.its like a spirit granting what a i want and doing the opposite of what i want.with rules too.you have to "be" in my mind to understand the complexity of what happens to me when I fap.its so complex that I don't even understand the complexity of what happens when I fap.its either that or a coincidence and the power of my mind working really hard.
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either that or i'm fucked up.
Really, no, the church does consider fapping a sin, but it doesnt bring bad luck
It's a contradiction in the Bible whether masturbation is a sin or not.
Looks like I'm in a sticky situation then.
Just you. If God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have put the thought in our heads.
[QUOTE=rosar0980;25366512]Just you. If God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have put the thought in our heads.[/QUOTE]
Hah, then why are there gays if homosexuality is a sin?
I fap multiple times a day and I don't have any bad luck.
[QUOTE=knutmora;25366658]I fap multiple times a day and I don't have any bad luck.[/QUOTE]
That's debatable.
[QUOTE=rosar0980;25366512]Just you. If God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have put the thought in our heads.[/QUOTE]
Actually, he gave us choice. Satan puts them(he allows him to). It is discouraged, but we're human...
I'm confused as to why the church doesn't want people masturbating. What's so bad about it?
No bad luck for you, only happy ending.
You probably have had things happen to you but since you did not fap you did not connect the two together.
Try rubbing your dick with a 4-leaf clover OP. Not only it will give you good luck, but also some real pussy.
no such thing as luck and no such thing as god.
(i'm atheist)
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;25356236]God doesn't exist.[/QUOTE]
Who knows, we could've been created by a scientist messing around in a different universe. Still fits the definition of God.
If masturbation brought bad luck, I'd be dead by now.
Prove to me that God exists and i'll let you masturbate on your moms face.
[editline]13th October 2010[/editline]
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Rubbing your hand on your penis would, in no way, cause bad things to happen to you. At worst you could have something irritable to your penis on your hand. Misfortunes are not the result of causing yourself sexual pleasure. God doesn't exist, etc. Obligatory "LOLL CHRISTIAN" comment.
Luck do not exist. Only probability
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;25356272]That was the most unnecessary thing you could've brought into this thread.
But no, it won't effect your luck but if you have bad luck you may want to consider when you masturbate. Having your parents walk in on you wouldn't be very lucky would it?[/QUOTE]
Not really. It's completely relevant.
We're wondering if an invisible person will bring irreversible and terrible consequences to our everyday lives if he somehow "observes" an action that was done in a closed private system. WHY DON'T WE JUST QUESTION THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM INSTEAD OF WONDERING IF HE'S GOING TO DO ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING US??!?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;25355497]I, for one, do not believe in luck. I don't think something you do in private will have any bearing on your life.[/QUOTE]
You masturbate in private?
oh no the op has 84 boxes
it's bad luck and not just his stupidity ooooOOOOOOoooOOOOooo
:tinfoil: to the max man
I guess it does... I'm never lucky! :frown:
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mentlegen. faps up
Well shit, I'm fucked
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;25355497]I, for one, do not believe in luck. I don't think something you do in private will have any bearing on your life.[/QUOTE]
Luck exists, it's the ability to control it that's false.
The definition of luck isn't based on what people describe it as.
Luck is temptation, and guilt. You've brought everything on yourself.
If anything fapping makes days better, coz I'm not quite as stressed.
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