Combine them all into one huge, pissy bag. Then live in it, for you are the piss king and none shall be your equal in all the piss the urethrea touches.
open a "lemonade" stand, make profit off your fears while solving them as well. all your problems are solved!
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;50535284]I think you should have a " lemonade sale "[/QUOTE]
god dammit I wanted to be original with my terrible idea :cry:
Sorry guys my mom was right at the door so i took a picture but it got tilted [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MRMlKFD.jpg[/IMG]
there are so many more that aren't in the pic please help
Ladies and Gentlemen.
This thread is why this site was invented.
[sp]pretty sure its someones alt faking it[/sp]
that's actually not as bad as i was expecting
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50535432]that's actually not as bad as i was expecting[/QUOTE]
You haven't seen the floor.
[QUOTE=stain;50535437]You haven't seen the flor.[/QUOTE]
i was imagining a small closet literally cram packed with bags filled to the brim with piss
hey can we get some more insight on how your dog gets involved
[QUOTE=despair3173;50535431][sp]pretty sure its someones alt faking it[/sp][/QUOTE]
I don't know man, he's german.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50535432]that's actually not as bad as i was expecting[/QUOTE]
yeah, i was expecting something more like this, but with piss
[IMG]https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-you-ask-your-mormon-friend-to-bring-you-a-2767432.png[/IMG]
Get a box put it all in the box, take box to trash.
GROUND ZERO
There are 46 ziploc bags in the ground, I just counted. Do any of you live in the luxembourg area? I can maybe convince my mom you are my friend and you could haul them off.
[QUOTE=stain;50535407]Sorry guys my mom was right at the door so i took a picture but it got tilted -piss-
there are so many more that aren't in the pic please help[/QUOTE]
I'm not buying it, tiny bladder and none of those bags seem to have moisture condensation so they're fresh bags.
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piss expert on patrol
[QUOTE=stain;50535513]There are 46 ziploc bags in the ground, I just counted. Do any of you live in the luxembourg area? I can maybe convince my mom you are my friend and you could haul them off.[/QUOTE]
no thanks
[QUOTE=Craptasket;50535518]I'm not buying it, tiny bladder and none of those bags seem to have moisture condensation so they're fresh bags.
[editline]16th June 2016[/editline]
piss expert on patrol[/QUOTE]
I always store the fresh ones on the top shelf
this is fucking gold
post pictures of the ones on the ground
[QUOTE=TheHydra;50535581]post pictures of the ones on the ground[/QUOTE]
Please do the needful
Throw them out the window at night and say people keep throwing piss bags at the house?
[QUOTE=Xonax;50535606]Throw them out the window at night and say people keep throwing piss bags at the house?[/QUOTE]
I really wish I could but we have anti-burgal(is that how you say it?) locks on the windows that can't be removed.
[QUOTE=stain;50535624]I really wish I could but we have anti-burgal(is that how you say it?) locks on the windows that can't be removed.[/QUOTE]
So you can't open a window at all?
[editline]16th June 2016[/editline]
Your room must smell terrible.
Do you shit on the ground? Do you have carpet? Do you even clean the ground?
Jesus christ, your room must smell like shit and piss, 2 years worth.
honestly i think you should just open all the bags and just pour them everywhere
there's really no saving this situation
[QUOTE=Caulo32;50535462]I don't know man, he's german.[/QUOTE]
Then he can sell the bags off to a fetish website for easy Deutschmarks.
Okay look i've been in this type of situation before you just gotta move out and that way you can have as many piss bags as you want without having to worry about it trust me you'll never want to see your parents again
good luck man keep pissin strong
Buy a cheap spritzer bottle from a dollar store, pour the pee in, and spray it out your window
[editline]g[/editline]
Since your windows are locked, you're gonna have to spray it on as many surfaces as you can, to spread it out. Before you know it you'll be all out of pee, and you'll have marked the whole house as your territory
i'm waiting on the dog explanation. my imagination runs very far, but i need closure.
[QUOTE=stain;50535513]There are 46 ziploc bags in the ground, I just counted. Do any of you live in the luxembourg area? I can maybe convince my mom you are my friend and you could haul them off.[/QUOTE]
Literally I'm trying to help you, pour them in the shower while it's on that way you can do multiple bags while no one can disturb you. Toilet is more sanitary but multiple flushes are suspicious
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