The Ice Brigade.
[I]A group of mercinaries joined together when facing a threat of huge proportions. They became the
Ice Brigade, Led by Commander Ice. They fought through a massive storm of demons and made their way off of their homeworld of Mars through a portal. Making it to earth they discovered monstrositys there as well. Now they take out anything that threatens their path, and make peace with anyone offering or excepting. Carrying a variaty of Plasma weapons and Normal rifles they can stop anything in their path..... Almost everything.....[/I]
[QUOTE=Icebrigade;20545890]The Ice Brigade.
[I]A group of mercinaries joined together when facing a threat of huge proportions. They became the
Ice Brigade, Led by Commander Ice. They fought through a massive storm of demons and made their way off of their homeworld of Mars through a portal. Making it to earth they discovered monstrositys there as well. Now they take out anything that threatens their path, and make peace with anyone offering or excepting. Carrying a variaty of Plasma weapons and Normal rifles they can stop anything in their path..... Almost everything.....[/I][/QUOTE]
So what's with your own rules of grammar and gravity?
..... say wha?
You pretty much raped the linguistical and grammatical rules of the english language.
Say, how old are you?
.... wow reading over my post I realize I did sort of rape the laws of grammer.
meh I'm not that good at writing anyway :p
Not using :P would be a good place to start.
if you really have to use the built in emotes
like this :v:
You cant even spell grammar
You guys want me to create somin' like this?
You dont have to, but if you have complicated faction like myself... it helps. :madmax:
Nah I just like writing a lot.
[B][U]The Forth Reich[/U][/B]
[I]One day Hitler came back as a zombie and took over government and everyone was a nazi again, they also found some awesome aliens in a crashed ship and enslaved them to heil undead hitler.
[/I]Screw you guys in your long stories I will just stick with whats important :v:
Fail
:smug: I have the best backstory ever.
Not really.
It needs...to sound more fun
Instead of hitler took over government,have hitler ate all their brains and made everybody nazi zombies
Other details are irrelevant all you need to know about my army is whats posted.
[B][I]Screw real backstories I have Nazis :v: [/I][/B]
My Russian Backstory (For Future-ish things :3:)
[quote] The year is 1993. World War Two still rages. However, it does not go by that name, it goes by the name of [i]" The Final War " [/i]. Hitler managed to hold of the D-Day invasion of 1944, due to information being leaked by spies. The German Army soon became unstoppable, crushing all in its path. However, eventually the tide of war turned, the Russians never gave up, and the Battle of Stalingrad was a huge success for the Russians. It turned the tide of war on the Eastern Front and allowed the Russians to regain their borders. That is where a huge Concrete Bunker system was made, like the one the French made, on the Russian Border, and plans were devised...
On the Western front, things were looking bad, a beachhead couldn't be secured and Britain was being bombed to rubble. However, in 1968 the Russians came out from their defensive position, with a new toy for Hitler (Who was being kept alive by Machines). The M-34 (Mech-34) Hitler was shocked, the Russians had created some sort of new weapon, which was wrecking havoc on the Eastern Front. The Russian's were pushing their way across Europe, into Poland. Hitler needed a backup plan, which had been an idea for several years - Space. He ordered his top scientists to find ways of space travel, and in 1969, they did it. The Nazi's got into space. They went to the moon, and built a huge facility on it in 1671, where Hitler was then taken to in 1972. When the Russians conquered Berlin, they were puzzled as to why there was barely any resistance. However, it became clear in 1983, the Nazi's came out of hiding, striking key points with V4 rockets, causing havoc. Luckily, the Americans and Russians were competing to get into space, and this made the determination faster. In 1987 they got into space, attacking and destroying the Nazi Facility. However, yet again, Hitler was long gone and they found documents containing information that the Nazi's were bent on taking over the Universe. The year is 1993, and the Russians are hunting him down. [/quote]
Hitler died in 1945
[QUOTE=trifon;20555881]Hitler died in 1945[/QUOTE]
yes and the war ended in 1945
Yep
Because hitler commited suicide
But who cares bout hitler
Blondi is all that matters =3
"Welcome to the national xenology archive, you are searching for... DATA NOT FOUND ... Found in the year 2304 by the imperial guardsmen scout team on Eon Delta the *data missing* are a some what blob like
**is*****organs******** warning data corrupted please reconstruct... ...The scout team was found dead... *Warning this data...is...****************... ...please contact a tech priest for system clean. Thank you for using this terminal...*"
[QUOTE=trifon;20555974]Yep
Because hitler commited suicide
But who cares bout hitler
Blondi is all that matters =3[/QUOTE]
Who was killed when Hitler tried out his suicide pill on her to make sure it works...
Sad faice
Curse you hitler
With your sexy fluffy moustache
:moustache:
[b]WWI German Rogues[/b]
[release][i][b]Field Report 201[/b]
Several advancements made into France - we have managed to overrun a number of their trenches, this is very good news for Germany... but... A large portion of our frontal force have gone rogue, attacking us honest German troopers - they have captured tanks, planes, flamethrowers and any equipment we had. They sport strange gasmasks and have glowing white goggles. Soon after this, the survivors were overrun - me and another officer are the only survivors. Shoot [b]all[/b] of the identified traitors on sight. (Note, several corpses are missing and have been seen being taken away by these rogues - for experiments we assume.)[/i][/release]
[release][b]Military Assessment - Adaptation Form(Scientifically named Plantae Commodo Opsis)
Date 1/2/2065, Time 6:37 PM. Logged by Emmanuel Michaels.[/b]
We have pinpointed and extracted multiple chromosones from our initial creations and synthesised them. The genotype we have created is complex in form. The crucial chromosones we extracted were 11, 16 and 1. More are used but these are required. These chromosones have the sequences for rapid and easily manipulated growth, as well as sense and the formation of some kind of carapace. It seems like bone, but it has a vibrant coloration and highly resistant to any kind of ballistic weapon used against it. It seems unlike bone, the carapace distributes force and heat equally through what appears to be a maze of heat-sinking canals and multiple layers of the material interlaced.
We have engineered this creature to begin metamorphosis when it reaches the needed levels of energy. I will be pedantic and explain if there are any new researchers in the complex, that these creatures do not use photosynthesis. Please, do not try and interlace such genes into it, or our work could be catastraphically altered. As I was saying, although we don't know what they get energy from in particular, we believe they can consume anything, including soil and sand on its own, as we have tested the Adaption Form and Growth Form in desolate environments, and they continued to flourish. When it begins metamorphosis it will consume a huge amount of energy scanning the enviroment through memory (Mostly past seismic records, taken by the weeds somehow), and a small amount of visual surveyance, through what we assume to be some kind of eye that only regards light.
Here it will either form a large all-encompassing shield of the carapace I spoke about, or, and this is the more drastic metamorphosis, the end of the Form will split open, very much like a set of jaws or tentacles, and a fleshy, adhesive tongue will appear. This will function as a weapon, as because of the lack of carapace the Attack Form can now flick and swing the adhesive tongue and attach it to almost any conventional surface. During a test of this Form it managed to pinpoint a scouting helicopter and bring it down, with some trial and error.
Hopefully this information will help you guys in section B out, and for the love of god stop putting your things in my locker.[/release]
[editline]07:01PM[/editline]
[release][b]Military Assessment - Growth Form (Scientifically named Siphon Rhiza Vulgaris)
Date 6/5/2063, Time 4:21 PM. Logged by Gustav Aleksander.[/b]
One of our earliest discoveries was the creation of the Growth Form. It was created by extracting the DNA from many invasive species, especially those with fast-growing, reatively weak roots.
The Growth Form takes advantage of the weeds and grass that by default grow around our beautiful creations, and it appears the the Growth Form is a pump. It pumps nutrients and energy from the weeds into it, converts it and sends it along the line to our other creations. So, we cut one apart as it was working and some of the chemicals that were created are very interesting indeed. One was highly explosive when heated, but it was in amounts so tiny it did absolutely nothing explosive-wise. Methinks it is some kind of propellant or growth serum.
Whatever the case, I'm being off-topic here. Right, yes. The Growth Form takes the appearance of a . . . Well, it looks a bit like a blob. Circular, blue (like everything else, it seems) and slightly fleshy, but not enough to be noticeable by touch. It has three pods growing from stalks which appear to grow into the very center of the Growth Form. As of yet the pods appear vestigial.
These are required to fuel the growth of the other Forms, and to keep them running, what with their special abilities.
It's safe to say these fuel our little war machine.[/release]
[editline]07:18PM[/editline]
[release][b]]Military Assessment - Anti Aircraft Form (Scientifically named Pennatus Balistae)
Date 15/2/2066, Time 6:51 AM. Logged by Mike Thatchman.[/b]
This is amazing. We've created the world's first anti-aircraft mine. Fucking hell I mean, we just overdid ourselves. This is goddamn amazing, even for us.
I'm getting ahead of myself though. So what we've done is taken genetic sequences from the Adaptive Form, right? Then some from the Growth Form, and a few other bits and bobs, and we've created a goddamn mine. It's like a little carrot of death.
So, it embeds itself into the ground as a large crescent seed and grows. It looks ike a big blue potato chip, but the two "wings" around the middle are actually made of muscle and a kind of explosive compound. What they're surrounding though is a large brain. . . [i]Scanning thing.[/i] If that makes sense. It scans the air, how fast the air is moving and seismic reactions to tell if there's any stupid suckers flying over this bad boy. When it pinpoints the right time, the muscles on the wings rapidly. . . Expand? Contract? Dunno, but they punch the thing out of the ground with the help of that energy-giving fluid mixed in there.
So yeah, it flies into the air and if the impact doesn't destroy the aircraft, when it punches through the aircraft the brain dies, releasing some kind of neurotoxin, and at the same time wrapping its tentacles (That were underground before) around the craft so it can't be shaken off.
Pretty much, it's fucking goddamn hella' amazing.
I need some sleep too. [/release]
[editline]07:19PM[/editline]
And yeah, I'm done for now. Enough writing.
[release][b]Military Assessment - Defensive Form (Scientifically named Silvestris Defensor)
Date 24/7/2064, Time 2:05 PM. Logged by Harold Lloyds.[/b]
We've created a new Form. Finally, a breakthrough. Long overdue in my opinion. We've managed to create a relatively sentient - or at least the semblance of sentience - Form. The Defender Form.
In essense it's a large, self-aware plant with the capability to attack. Or rather, defend. Premise of the creature is, it's a big, complex plant with muscle as well as the ordinary cells you'd see in a plant. We've dramatically reduced the level of lectin in between the cells and replaced it with muscle, so it can move. Kind of. It's not going to be dodging rockets, but it can aim and tilt itself well.
And by self-aware and sentient, I really haven't been using the right words. It isn't that smart, but it can register its surroundings and combat threats, which is what those goddamn people in the administrative sector have been demanding for us to get. We've had a breakthrough with these ones, they can regard seismic reactions as well as having a long-range, limited sight. It's blue and grows curved, like a scythe, so it ends with a hunch. The little hunch can resist a few bullets before it gets ripped apart, which is a nifty side-effect.
But at the end of the thing is where it's really it. Originally it did nothing at all except tilt occasionally, but when we hooked it up to a Growth Form it started rapidly producing chemicals and replicating its own cells - Off the scale levels of production. Long story short, it thought we were interlopers and two of the Sector C scientists died. The barbs it produces are small, about as long as your common rat, but they're soaked in some kind of toxin that sedates and, now this is the interesting part, it makes blood coagulate rapidly. It reminds me of one of those Jellyfish in Australia. The box one. So, the barb is aerodynamic but does barely anything in terms of damage, except maybe some incisor haemorrhaging from the entry, but it's like a dart. The poison will take about thirty seconds to work, if our estimates are correct.
The barbs and poison are rapidly produced when the seismic and visual scans from the Form confirm an intruder, and can be shot at exactly one every four seconds. It does this by muscle contrations inside of the body, so it looks like the head is withdrawing into the "body". Interesting as hell.
I keep having the feeling we're playing a bit too much with god, but it's true what they say - We'll make billions if we ever release this technology to the public.[/release]
DAMNIT MY AUTOMERGE RAAAAGE