[QUOTE=Gurant;24118722]
And I've had worse things in my mouth[/QUOTE]
:allears:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24099629]For what it's worth, urine is amongst the most clean and sterile, if not [U]the[/U] most sterile substance coming from your body.[/QUOTE]
Its better to drink urine on an abandoned island then to drink the saltwater of the sea.
IMO Op is only 10 and looks like this
[IMG]http://mangeorge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nerd.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Kindlinho;24118314]I tell you, I've never seen so many [I]sexual dragons - experts[/I] at one place like here on FacePunch.
I'll make sure that before my first intercourse, I will make a thread ("Your first intercourse") about it here first.
Because... seriously guys.. you've seen it all! Proper sex, anal, licking.. hell even cock-sucking. It's like a sexual university here. :v:[/QUOTE]Facepunch: Masturbation stories, GMod sexposes, & porn.
Fuck you OP, because of this thread, someone from FP wants to suck me off.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;24120452]Fuck you OP, because of this thread, someone from FP wants to suck me off.[/QUOTE]
What
[QUOTE=Gurant;24118722]I like the taste of vaginas.
[b]And I've had worse things in my mouth[/b][/QUOTE]
what
I can't be arsed to read the thread, but hearing oral sex is arousing, I don't see how it could disgust you.
[QUOTE=Ninja Guy;24099814]There's nothing I'd rather do(besides vaginal sex) than eat a girls pussy.[/QUOTE]
Agree.
[editline]08:42PM[/editline]
The thought of getting head makes you sick? What is wrong with you?
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[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation.
The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE]
[URL]http://www.steadyhealth.com/Girl_Anal_Orgasm____t108427.html[/URL]
Read for a while. Also,
Stimulation of nerve endings in the clitoris are the usual method of female orgasm, but "any" sensory input may be sufficient in an aroused state. In this case, it is possible, given the proximity to the genital area. This will vary greatly among individuals.
[QUOTE=Gurant;24118722]I like the taste of vaginas.
[b]And I've had worse things in my mouth[/b] [/QUOTE]
Argh the memories. No, don't begin to get me wrong guys. Let me explain:
I Always after a LAN party or if i am drunk laying on the coach after a party at one of my friends house. I always get a fucking tampon dipped in some shit and put in my mouth. I cant say I'm always the victim here since iv done the same to some of my friends, but not as bad as they did to me one time.
I was sleeping in a chair, pretty much well drunk after a successful party. And so my brother and a friend of mine decided to put 3 tampons in my mouth, the 2 were to suck up all the moisture in my mouth so i would be dry as fuck in my mouth in the morning. And the other one was dipped in coking oil and pizza seasoning which combined taste like shit. The morning after i remember a really bad hangover and one of my worst mornings ever.
And i ate this big snail when i was a little boy. Not my finest moment.
Porn creeps me out, I only really like striptease videos and nude pics from magazines.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099725]Imagine licking that beast.
I hate how in porn the woman always sucks the guy off after he's been having his way with her for the past 5 minutes. [b]Doesn't she know where that's been?!?[/b][/QUOTE]
...Decidedly, yes.
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[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;24124163]Porn creeps me out, I only really like striptease videos and nude pics from magazines.[/QUOTE]
Oh, one can only agree; however, past perhaps the age of nine, these feelings generally pass.
[QUOTE=Destitide;24124268]...Decidedly, yes.
[editline]03:18AM[/editline]
Oh, one can only agree; however, past perhaps the age of nine, these feelings generally pass.[/QUOTE]
Troll.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;24101085]That's the clitoris?
uh oh[/QUOTE]
[img]http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/dinner_for_schmucks_trailer.png[/img]
I lost her clitoris.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;24120799]what[/QUOTE]
It's Gurant, you shouldn't honestly be questioning where his mouth has been. I've only seen his penis a few hundred times since I've been on this forum.
But I'd rather suck Gurant's cock than lick a cunt.
[editline]05:38AM[/editline]
No homo
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;24124337]Troll.[/QUOTE]
no, you just have the sexual maturity of a 5 year-old
I hear it depends on the girl your giving it to, but my ex girlfriend had an unpleasant vag. Receiving oral is pretty good though.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24125689]But I'd rather suck Gurant's cock and lick a cunt.
No homo[/QUOTE]
That's like saying
"I'd rather have sex with a guy than a girl. No homo though."
[QUOTE=Doriol;24126603]no, you just have the sexual maturity of a 5 year-old[/QUOTE]
Psh, that's very troll.
having sex or wanting to have sex with a man does not make you a homosexual
[QUOTE=Doriol;24126840]having sex or wanting to have sex with a man does not make you a homosexual[/QUOTE]
Just bi or gay :3:
Not really much options there tbh :v:
But...I'd only accept a blowjob if it was a 69...and I'd sure as hell wear a condom for anal.
gay = homosexual
[QUOTE=Pepin;24126817]That's like saying
"I'd rather have sex with a guy than a girl. No homo though."[/QUOTE]
Your avatar turns me on. But I don't want to lick her jigsaw piece.
[QUOTE=Doriol;24126898]gay = homosexual[/QUOTE]
thats why I put bi or gay....
mypenis is salty
[QUOTE=Swilly;24126972]thats why I put bi or gay....[/QUOTE]
what
I like this thread.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24127136]I like this thread.[/QUOTE]
I don't.
Filled with a bunch of 15 year old virgins that will probably never get laid if they have that kind of attitude towards sex.
nummy
Yeah I'm pretty sure you are gay.
Says the one with the furry avatar.
:colbert:
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