[QUOTE=Brodi;24173672]And if you cant please a woman oraly, then good luck with the rest of the relationship.[/QUOTE]
Sex=/=relationship
Good sex makes a good relationship.
Well, 60% of it anyway.
And a good relationship makes good sex. Most of the time anyways.
Indeed :)
Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24099629]For what it's worth, urine is amongst the most clean and sterile, if not [U]the[/U] most sterile substance coming from your body.[/QUOTE]
This man is correct, though he is only right about it being sterile. Urine is the second most sterile substance that is produced out of your body. The [I]most[/I] sterile substance is your saliva as soon as it exits your salivary gland in your mouth.
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Oral sex is so sexy and intense. I would perform oral sex for any mildly attractive and up girl who is clean and smells good. I'd even tongue her ass probably. I never know what I will do in the heat of the situation when my hormones are raging through my blood stream and my brain is delusional with chemicals.
Of course I only think oral sex is sexy right now when I'm really horny. After I fap, I'll go back to hating women because they're stupid, useless, and most of them are ditzy hoes. After about 24 hours, I'll be horny again. It's a cycle.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE]
Wow. Seriously?
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE]
If you keep referring to licking female ejaculation as "drinking the juices" no fucking wonder you're disgusted by it. One day, when you're all grown up and your hormones balance out, you will either be fucking two women on the same day, or sucking two men at the same time. Doesn't matter to me, really.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE]
You don't drink juices, that's if you don't know what you're doing.
Or... you have a fetish for pee.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE]
[url="http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/#/home/"]This might be relevant.[/url]
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE]
the taste from woman to woman varies substantially
some women taste absolutely disgusting
whereas others taste very pleasant and almost sweet
The taste of female ejaculation(Squirt) and the taste of actual pussy juice is wildly different.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;24177018][url="http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/#/home/"]This might be relevant.[/url][/QUOTE]
LOL what the fuck! Weirdest shit ever who would want to go around smelling like a pussy
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100592]To be fair, I'd much rather put my mouth on a penis than a vagina. But I'm not attracted to the same sex.[/QUOTE]
That's how it begins son. Then you'll start to think about how it be kind of cool to try sucking a dick, and then you'll start the like the person behind the dick, and how anal doesn't sound that bad. You're on the right track.
[QUOTE=Lick;24182022]That's how it begins son. Then you'll start to think about how it be kind of cool to try sucking a dick, and then you'll start the like the person behind the dick, and how anal doesn't sound that bad. You're on the right track.[/QUOTE]
I'm genuinely curious to know what anal feels like (receiving end) but it's too disgusting and I fear for my small hole's safety.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24186438]I'm genuinely curious to know what anal feels like (receiving end) but it's too disgusting and I fear for my small hole's safety.[/QUOTE]
It probably hurts, real bad. Also, rainbows everywhere.
Well if that bothers you so much you probably shouldn't even bother trying to do anything with a girl.
[QUOTE=Autumn;24117712]anal sex =/= anilingus... nice one![/QUOTE]
I didn't say it was, did you even read? Both would be stimulating the nerves around the anus.
I love how all of the posts at the top of the first page have a bunch of different ratings.
OH MY GOD. YOU STICK YOUR MOUTH IN ANOTHER GIRLS MOUTH. THAT MOUTH HAVE EATEN..... BEANS.
OH GOD NO.
Caps
[QUOTE=Chekko;24186823]OH MY GOD. YOU STICK YOUR MOUTH IN ANOTHER GIRLS MOUTH. THAT MOUTH HAVE EATEN..... BEANS.
OH GOD NO.
Caps[/QUOTE]
I don't know about you, but I usually don't put my entire mouth in another girl's mouth when we kiss.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24186438]I'm genuinely curious to know what anal feels like (receiving end) but it's too disgusting and I fear for my small hole's safety.[/QUOTE]
Prostate stimulation is actually one of the males versions of the G-spot on the female. So if you do that, its completely normal and straight, If you like taking a dick in the ass, then you are gay... Or you just have a fetish for women with strap-ons :P
But in all seriousness just stick one of your fingers up there and try it. It may not be considered "normal" by most men, mainly because they are too afraid their manhood would be affected since they like things going in their ass, even if it is for their pleasurable benefit.
As for the oral part goes, I have given oral only to a few girls in my short life so far, and I will tell you honestly, that one of them tasted quite bad, mainly because they didnt wash down there normally, another tasted quite sweet, like a nectar, and my current girlfriend has no taste at all.
Don't be scared to try new things. And if you are honestly that terrified by it, then let the woman you are going to do this with know that you havent done it before, but you would like to try it. If you like it, just keep going, if you dont, then just stop and tell her you dont enjoy it.
For relationships though, I suggest you get over it, even if you dont like it. I didnt enjoy giving oral to my bad tasting woman, but I still did it because I loved her and it felt good to her. My sacrafice of horrible taste no doubt meant something to her in our relationship, the fact that I would do something that I didnt enjoy just for her. So think about that before you decide not to have oral sex.
Edit:
In regards to trying anal, Atleast use some sort of lube... Because if you dont it will hurt like hell trying to get it in there. XD
Water works fine too, so you could do it in the shower where you have a nice constant supply of it.
Gaybows everywhere. :byodood:
[QUOTE=Chekko;24186823]OH MY GOD. YOU STICK YOUR MOUTH IN ANOTHER GIRLS MOUTH. THAT MOUTH HAVE EATEN..... BEANS.
OH GOD NO.
Caps[/QUOTE]
wait what
oral sex isn't kissing
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24186438]I'm genuinely curious to know what anal feels like (receiving end) but it's too disgusting and I fear for my small hole's safety.[/QUOTE]
Anal sex is clearly awesome because it feels great, being tight and all, people just deny it due to them getting embarrassed so easily, to be honest it's stupid that they try to hide how good it feels.
i still love to suck boners
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[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24187141]Anal sex is clearly awesome because it feels great, being tight and all, people just deny it due to them getting embarrassed so easily, to be honest it's stupid that they try to hide how good it feels.[/QUOTE]
anal feels good especially when its a huge cock penetrating up there
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24187141]Anal sex is clearly awesome because it feels great, being tight and all, people just deny it due to them getting embarrassed so easily, to be honest it's stupid that they try to hide how good it feels.[/QUOTE]
Did you not see my post? :D
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24187168]Did you not see my post? :D[/QUOTE]
I did, I'm just backing it up sweetie.
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Forgot to mention I'm a pitcher.
And only use oil/silicone based lube for anal, water based doesn't tend to last very long.
Vaseline works well if you don't like being caught with a bottle which screams LUBRICANT one it.
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