• Oral sex sounds horrible.
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[QUOTE=KamenMoore;24174839]This man is correct, though he is only right about it being sterile. Urine is the second most sterile substance that is produced out of your body. The [I]most[/I] sterile substance is your saliva as soon as it exits your salivary gland in your mouth.[/QUOTE] Urine is only sterile just as it leaves the body, germs flock to it quickly.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24187190]I did, I'm just backing it up sweetie. [editline]06:47PM[/editline] Forgot to mention I'm a pitcher. And only use oil/silicone based lube for anal, water based doesn't tend to last very long.[/QUOTE] you seem more like a catcher, tbh.
Some people just dont like anal sex though, for instance my girlfriend HATES it, no matter how much I try and get her to get used to it. She says its too painfull... I just might be too big for her, but even with fingers she still complains and says it feels weird.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE] :cawg:
[QUOTE=42069;24187279]you seem more like a catcher, tbh.[/QUOTE] Really? You might be surprised when I say Nintendo-Guy is the catcher.
[QUOTE=42069;24187279]you seem more like a catcher, tbh.[/QUOTE] Heh, I think Eddy misread my post then. I was talking about recieving. Not dicks for me, but having my girlfriend fingering my prostate feels great.
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24187328]Heh, I think Eddy misread my post then. I was talking about recieving. Not dicks for me, but having my girlfriend fingering my prostate feels great.[/QUOTE] Maybe, maybe not. :v: Still feels good either way.
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24100049]anal is hot,[B] fuck your shit[/B][/QUOTE] +1 Award of epic Pun's. (if you didnt intend that pun you suck)
[QUOTE=Numidium;24187364]+1 Award of epic Pun's. (if you didnt intend that pun you suck)[/QUOTE] Hilarious.
[QUOTE=Numidium;24187364]+1 Award of epic Pun's. (if you didnt intend that pun you suck)[/QUOTE] No... just... no.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24187321]Really? You might be surprised when I say Nintendo-Guy is the catcher.[/QUOTE] He definitely seems like a cather.
[QUOTE=42069;24187401]He definitely seems like a cather.[/QUOTE] A cather you say? :v:
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24187321]Really? You might be surprised when I say Nintendo-Guy is the catcher.[/QUOTE] :3:
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;24187427]:3:[/QUOTE] Hi honey.
Lol it would help to know whos a guy and whos a girl.. Cuz both of your names sound like guys to me... :/
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24187798]Lol it would help to know whos a guy and whos a girl.. Cuz both of your names sound like guys to me... :/[/QUOTE] That's because we are. Problem with bisexuality?
Nope. Not at all. Might actually be myself for all I know. Edit: although my preference will ALWAYS be girls :P
[QUOTE=Doriol;24187111]wait what oral sex isn't kissing[/QUOTE] No, i was just acting like OP.
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24187890]Nope. Not at all. Might actually be myself for all I know. Edit: although my preference will ALWAYS be girls :P[/QUOTE] I dunno, some guys are cute. But then so are some girls.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24188062]I dunno, some guys are cute. But then so are some girls.[/QUOTE] I meant for sex. :D Edit: If I make a 500 post mark talking about sex im going to piss myself laughing.
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24188101]I meant for sex. :D[/QUOTE] Oh, I'd basically fuck anything gender wise, I prefer anal over everything else.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24188174]Oh, I'd basically fuck anything gender wise, I prefer anal over everything else.[/QUOTE] Wouldnt know... I cant get my girfriend to try it :/
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100302]It's salty? That's disgusting.[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-qF6CbJo2vY/Sjox-wri80I/AAAAAAAAFxI/7QILKWJ-pXI/s400/Mr_T.jpg[/img] [B]Get some nuts boy! Pity the fool![/B]
[QUOTE=SeveredSkull;24188198]Wouldnt know... I cant get my girfriend to try it :/[/QUOTE] Lets just say, if you like it tight, you'll love it.
Holy shit OP has every rating possible o.O
OP should drink urine.
[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;24190536]OP should drink urine.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure what your idea of oral sex is but it doesn't usually lead up to drinking urine
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;24188174]Oh, I'd basically fuck anything gender wise, I prefer anal over everything else.[/QUOTE] Psst; anal sex sucks compared to regular
[QUOTE=abigserve;24193056]Psst; anal sex sucks compared to regular[/QUOTE] I'm guessing you've never had anal...
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24174365]Would their be a way to replicate the taste of a woman's vagina? Replicating it then drinking it might help my phobia of oral sex.[/QUOTE] Salty pennies in a glass of spoiled milk.
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