My girlfriend and I are into about anything, just not the really gross and just plain disturbing things, I also just love to lay her on her back and just finger her pussy and asshole, her reaction is amazing, which is what I do it for, ofcourse, I wanna get ''pleased'' myself.
oh god hnnnnnnnnnnng this thread makes me so hornyyyyy
hey guys i got a picture of a bad post
[img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2z86rgx.png[/img]
Got to love the taste of that flesh lettuce
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24197093]hey guys i got a picture of a bad post
[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/2z86rgx.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Perhaps it was time I made an incredibly shitty post.
Anyways, the only bad sex is nasal sex. It makes your dick smell.
[QUOTE=Mister B;24144724]I have to say I got to agree.Although genetalia as a whole is p gross. Any sex organs in my porn and I simply can't fap to it. It's a major turnoff.
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To be quite honest they look like stab wounds.
And penis looks like raw sausage.[/QUOTE]
Well looks like it's missionary and constant eye contact for you.
Fuck an owl they have 360 degree vision :v:
Put some cream onto the person's dick.
You'll forget about the taste of flesh and will be craving to lick the cream off. :P
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;24198334]Put some cream onto the person's dick.
You'll forget about the taste of flesh and will be craving to lick the cream off. :P[/QUOTE]
im never going to let you live this down deathhunter
"Lick a woman from the top of her crack to her belly button and she shall be yours"
I read that in a GD thread a while ago.
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[QUOTE=analrapist;24194150]Salty pennies in a glass of spoiled milk.[/QUOTE]
Eww, what bitches have you eaten out?
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24186438]I'm genuinely curious to know what anal feels like (receiving end) but it's too disgusting and I fear for my small hole's safety.[/QUOTE]
Feels good. Besides, your hole will stretch.
Getting awfully gay in here guys.
There's nothing wrong with finding anal sex disgusting. The anus is an orifice that wasn't designed for sex.
Shit doesn't go in, it goes out, literally.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24193534]I'm guessing you've never had anal...[/QUOTE]
Whenever I want it dude. It's fun to mix it up, you do a bit of it then get back to the good stuff, but I couldn't do it just on it's own.
[QUOTE=abigserve;24204161]Whenever I want it dude. It's fun to mix it up, you do a bit of it then get back to the good stuff, but I couldn't do it just on it's own.[/QUOTE]
Agreed, even with the small bit my girlfriend has allowed me to, I just doesnt come close. Dont get me wrong, it felt good... just not enough.
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[QUOTE=Lick;24200345]Feels good. Besides, your hole will stretch.
Getting awfully gay in here guys.[/QUOTE]
Depends on your look on "gay"
My view is if you want to spend the rest of your life with a man over a woman, then your gay.
if you like anal sex (receiving) then your not necessarily gay because it does feel good and it is for your pleasurable benefit.
I like giving anal sex, and I dont mind receiving it. What sets me apart from gays in my opinion, Is that the person pitching... is a girl. (A strapon/fingers in case you guys haven't figured it out).
I do it solely because the prostate stimulation that I was talking about earlier.
I am disappointed. You've obviously never had a blowjob.
And anal sex is much better than you'd think.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24144325]My opinion trumps yours :smug:[/QUOTE]
You opinion doesn't mean jack shit. ( To me )
My opinion doesn't mean jack shit. ( To you )
OP is dumb, cunnilingus is awesome, don't judge before you try it for yourself.
OP, do you find meat disguisting? This could be the reason.
or/and you could have OCD or fear of germs.
Common obsessive thoughts in OCD include:
* Fear of being contaminated by germs or dirt or contaminating others
* Fear of causing harm to yourself or others
* Intrusive sexually explicit or violent thoughts and images
* Excessive focus on religious or moral ideas
* Fear of losing or not having things you might need
* Order and symmetry: the idea that everything must line up “just right.”
* Superstitions; excessive attention to something considered lucky or unlucky
Common compulsive behaviors in OCD include:
* Excessive double-checking of things, such as locks, appliances, and switches.
* Repeatedly checking in on loved ones to make sure they’re safe.
* Counting, tapping, repeating certain words, or doing other senseless things to reduce anxiety.
* Spending a lot of time washing or cleaning.
* Ordering, evening out, or arranging things “just so.”
* Praying excessively or engaging in rituals triggered by religious fear.
* Accumulating “junk” such as old newspapers, magazines, and empty food containers, or other things you don’t have a use for.
I used to blow on my fingers constantly when I was 5-12 years old, to clean the germs off. When I'm laid in bed I constantly arch my back and pull the skin on my back towards my ass as it feels my skin is going to rip apart.
Although, I still don't think I have OCD.
Who bumped this? :colbert:
It's not horrible when your taking the oral sex.
5-12 year olds do all kinds of wierd things, like plenty people, myself included, would count their steps, not step on cracks, etc. and I still do, I don't count, but I make sure I finish walking on the same surface with the opposite foot so I know it was an even number of steps, and I don't step on cracks or lines and stuff.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24936763]5-12 year olds do all kinds of wierd things, like plenty people, myself included, would count their steps, not step on cracks, etc. and I still do, I don't count, but I make sure I finish walking on the same surface with the opposite foot so I know it was an even number of steps, and I don't step on cracks or lines and stuff.[/QUOTE]
I used to do that. I would always nearly run into people in supermarkets and stuff.
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
[QUOTE=Novangel;24936867]Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar makes my computer lag.
I take that as a compliment.
It doesn't lag on my iPod so one fine computer you have there :v:
[QUOTE=Novangel;24936921]I take that as a compliment.
It doesn't lag on my iPod so one fine computer you have there :v:[/QUOTE]
I think it's just my browser.
Keyword is hygiene
OP You seem to fucking hate anything to do with vagina's. So heres a picture of a cute dog.
[IMG]http://media.superpimper.com/graphics/Dog_Puppy/dog-puppy-151.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=timbo59;24937762]OP You seem to fucking hate anything to do with vagina's. So heres a picture of a cute dog.
[I]-Pic-[/I][/QUOTE]
What if he's an optimist?
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